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Perfect. Not a deal breaker.
Someone who sniffs and sniffs constantly, without ever blowing their nose.
Perfect. Not a deal breaker.
Someone who sniffs and sniffs constantly, without ever blowing their nose.
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Ooh tough one... I want to say perfect but I can imagine that getting old fast.
Someone who is great in bed but never initiates sex.
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Hahaha. Not perfect, that would get very annoying very quickly.
Completely silent during sex, every time.
ETA: Sorry Lisa! Depends on the animal, it’s a definite nay on anything cat related
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Hahaha. Not perfect, that would get very annoying very quickly.
Completely silent during sex, every time.
ETA: Sorry Lisa! Depends on the animal, it’s a nay on anything cat related
Haha true, kitten sounds would be a serious turn off.
I'll say perfect for silence - if he's perfect in bed, I'll make the noise for both of us.
Talks the entire time during sex.
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Again, depends on the content. Is he talking taxes? Or telling me what to do? I’ll say perfect, because I don’t like complete silence.
Always burps loudly at the dinner table.
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Oy... but if he's perfect in every other way... perfect.
Insists on roleplay every time you have sex.
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Perfect. As long as it's not always super elaborate with costumes and a script
A super happy morning person
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Haha... literally says "lol" out loud every time? Not perfect and too funny.
Text communication is 90% emoji.
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Not perfect. If she doesn't enjoy it then why is she doing it? Also, piss and oral should never be used in the same sentence
Insists on updating you on her favorite show that she knows you think is terrible.
EDIT: someone who snores--Perfect.
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Not perfect. If she doesn't enjoy it then why is she doing it? Also, piss and oral should never be used in the same sentence
Insists on updating you on her favorite show that she knows you think is terrible.
EDIT: someone who snores--Perfect.
Not perfect.
Someone who is great in every way, but has a lame ass sense of humour.
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Perfect and a good match for me (sorry hotwords).
Is highly critical of your taste in music, and lets you know often.
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My taste in music is impeccable. So if they were critical of it, I would have to throw them, their Blake Shelton and Maroon5 CDs and kick them out. Not perfect.
Someone who uses drugs recreationally. I’m talking harder than weed.
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Not perfect. I tend to like girls who are a little more reserved. I’m not bothered by flirting. But I just likely wouldn’t fall for someone who is a huge flirt.
Someone who is shorter than you.
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