Perfect Perfect Perfect

[EctoJohn]

Not perfect. At all.

Someone who wears sneakers to every function?

That's perfect, I don't really care about things like that.

Someone who is obsessed with Disney (not Star Wars or Marvel, classic animation Disney).

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

That's perfect, I don't really care about things like that.

Someone who is obsessed with Disney (not Star Wars or Marvel, classic animation Disney).

Perfect- I don't care about that.

Still owns a flip phone and never responds to texts.

 

[MsLead]

Perfect- I don't care about that.

Still owns a flip phone and never responds to texts.

Ok,,,,doesn't bother me. I'm not about keeping up with anyone. In fact was dating a man with a flip phone a couple years ago.

Doesn't have a car, rides the bus...

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Ok,,,,doesn't bother me. I'm not about keeping up with anyone. In fact was dating a man with a flip phone a couple years ago.

Doesn't have a car, rides the bus...

If he can make that work for him and still be independent - perfect.

Smokes a lot of pot.

 

[alwaysaway]

If he can make that work for him and still be independent - perfect.

Smokes a lot of pot.

Not perfect.

Refuses to have the blinds open at home, constantly in the dark.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not perfect.

Refuses to have the blinds open at home, constantly in the dark.

Perfect. In America, we have electricity and lights.

Someone who is younger than you.

 

[alwaysaway]

Perfect. In America, we have electricity and lights.

Someone who is younger than you.

NOT perfect. Gross.

Someone who never wears deodorant, but needs to.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

NOT perfect. Gross.

Someone who never wears deodorant, but needs to.

Ew, not perfect.

Refers to their genitals only by a pet name.

 

[alwaysaway]

Ew, not perfect.

Refers to their genitals only by a pet name.

Not perfect. If I’m being told to suck his cock, I don’t want to hear, “Suck Mr Rogers”.

Eats food off your plate.

 

[Sh75]

Not perfect. If I’m being told to suck his cock, I don’t want to hear, “Suck Mr Rogers”.

Eats food off your plate.

Perfect, dont mind that at all

Chews with their mouth open

 

[alwaysaway]

Perfect, dont mind that at all

Chews with their mouth open

I’m starting to think I’m super fussy lol. Not perfect.

Bites their fingernails.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

I’m starting to think I’m super fussy lol. Not perfect.

Bites their fingernails.

Perfect.

Bites their toenails.

 

[LiveWire64]

Ewww NOT perfect


Has severe ocd

Not perfect.


Has ADHD.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Ewww NOT perfect


Has severe ocd

Not perfect, but not a deal-breaker.

Sleepwalks?

 

[Mrtenant]

Not perfect, but not a deal-breaker.

Sleepwalks?

Not perfect, but not a deal breaker....could be fun


Always has just fucked hair

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not perfect, but not a deal breaker....could be fun


Always has just fucked hair

Perfect as long as I'm the reason. Unless you mean they exclusively have sex with hair . . . like, I keep finding her strung out at the wig store, or something. That's not perfect.

They say they never liked The Simpson's, they think it's stupid.

 

[MsLead]

Perfect as long as I'm the reason. Unless you mean they exclusively have sex with hair . . . like, I keep finding her strung out at the wig store, or something. That's not perfect.

They say they never liked The Simpson's, they think it's stupid.

Perfect

Refuses to vacation with you

 

[Sexybritches69]

Perfect

Refuses to vacation with you

He’s supposed to want to do the fun stuff with me. No vacation sex? Not perfect.

Constantly uses wild and crazy hand motions while they speak.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

He’s supposed to want to do the fun stuff with me. No vacation sex? Not perfect.

Constantly uses wild and crazy hand motions while they speak.

Oh that's fine. Perfect.

Rarely smiles.

 

[KarenB59]

Oh that's fine. Perfect.

Rarely smiles.

Perfect. That means the smiles are from the heart.

Has a loud obnoxious laugh

 

[EctoJohn]

That's a tough one. I've known people like that, and it can be really annoying. I'll say Not perfect for me.

Cuts their finger and toe nails and just lets them fall onto the floor without picking them up.

Not perfect, pick them up you slob.

Spends A LOT of time on Instagram, always taking selfies of everything they do.

 

[Suz_anne]

Not perfect, pick them up you slob.

Spends A LOT of time on Instagram, always taking selfies of everything they do.

Not anywhere close to perfect.

Bathes or showers every other day.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Not anywhere close to perfect.

Bathes or showers every other day.

Every other day is fine. Still perfect. Every other week, on the other hand...

Talks about their ex. A lot.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Every other day is fine. Still perfect. Every other week, on the other hand...

Talks about their ex. A lot.

Nope, not perfect.

Gets a lot of calls/texts from their ex.

 

[EctoJohn]

Nope, not perfect.

Gets a lot of calls/texts from their ex.

The total opposite of perfect.

Wears tacky clothing.