Perfect Perfect Perfect

[LizVegas79]

PERFECT! We'll get along swimmingly.

You go back to their place. They greet their dog with big slobbery doggo kisses. Then they go in to kiss you. Still perfect?

Not perfect. I just read last week that dog's can actually carry a human flu virus for days and although they don't get sick, they can spread it around pretty fast!

You go back to her place after you took her to a Mexican restaurant for your 3rd date. You're both a giggly from one too many margaritas and she poots as she unlocks her door.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Not perfect. I just read last week that dog's can actually carry a human flu virus for days and although they don't get sick, they can spread it around pretty fast!

You go back to her place after you took her to a Mexican restaurant for your 3rd date. You're both a giggly from one too many margaritas and she poots as she unlocks her door.

I'm down like a rodeo clown! That's just funny, and nothing about which to be upright.

Your date lets the cat on the dinner table.

 

[Mei5ter]

I'm down like a rodeo clown! That's just funny, and nothing about which to be upright.

Your date lets the cat on the dinner table.

Kitties have needs, and a sense of entitlement which I can't help admire. Perfect.

Your date later moves to the bedroom and you find they also allow the dog to come in. During sex. You're just about to cum and the head of a big mutt is suddenly six inches from yours with an expression that can only mean "WTF?"

 

[Sexybritches69]

Kitties have needs, and a sense of entitlement which I can't help admire. Perfect.

Your date later moves to the bedroom and you find they also allow the dog to come in. During sex. You're just about to cum and the head of a big mutt is suddenly six inches from yours with an expression that can only mean "WTF?"

If his cat can eat off the dining room table, my dog can be in the bedroom. Perfect.

He or she makes REALLY awful noises when they cum.

 

[AveryElle]

If his cat can eat off the dining room table, my dog can be in the bedroom. Perfect.

He or she makes REALLY awful noises when they cum.

Maybe I can fuck them with headphones on...?

They wear a MAGA hat unironically

 

[Sexybritches69]

Maybe I can fuck them with headphones on...?

They wear a MAGA hat unironically

Nope.

They floss their teeth at the dinner table.

 

[LizVegas79]

Nope.

They floss their teeth at the dinner table.

Later forever starting immediately!

They scratch their butt at Thanksgiving dinner in front of your parents.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Later forever starting immediately!

They scratch their butt at Thanksgiving dinner in front of your parents.

Nah. That bish has dingleberries or crotch crickets, and I'm down with neither.

Gross, fungi riddled toenails?

 

[LizVegas79]

Nah. That bish has dingleberries or crotch crickets, and I'm down with neither.

Gross, fungi riddled toenails?

So changing my number ASAP!

Cute, funny, really nice, rich parents, but ... not even as big as my middle finger

 

[numeniusa]

So changing my number ASAP!

Cute, funny, really nice, rich parents, but ... not even as big as my middle finger

Not perfect. I feel kind of bad saying it, but....

Very skilled in the bedroom, but a slightly poor conversationalist. Only slightly.

 

[EctoJohn]

Not perfect. I feel kind of bad saying it, but....

Very skilled in the bedroom, but a slightly poor conversationalist. Only slightly.

A slightly poor conversationalist is still a better conversationalist than I am.
So perfect.


Has a really annoying laugh.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

A slightly poor conversationalist is still a better conversationalist than I am.
So perfect.


Has a really annoying laugh.

I'm shallow for this but not perfect!

Talks in his sleep and says really mean things?

 

[MsLead]

I'm shallow for this but not perfect!

Talks in his sleep and says really mean things?

Not perfect....that's underlying negativity...

Wants you to cook their preference every time?

 

[sillysluttycouple]

A slightly poor conversationalist is still a better conversationalist than I am.
So perfect.


Has a really annoying laugh.

Not perfect....that's underlying negativity...

Wants you to cook their preference every time?

Not perfect, he'd get fat or be grumpy all the time from me saying no.

Hates all the food you like?

 

[MsLead]

Not perfect, he'd get fat or be grumpy all the time from me saying no.

Hates all the food you like?

Not perfect but each to their own. My experience tells me this gets old.

Always points out they could have made a choice that would be better after the fact...a better restaurant, a better entree, a better hotel?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not perfect but each to their own. My experience tells me this gets old.

Always points out they could have made a choice that would be better after the fact...a better restaurant, a better entree, a better hotel?

And now she can go find a better boyfriend. Not Perfect.

They collect clown figurines.

 

[MsLead]

And now she can go find a better boyfriend. Not Perfect.

They collect clown figurines.

Oh lord....withering thoughts of my grandmother's sad clown collection. Yuck!

Stacks of old playboys in the basement?

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Oh lord....withering thoughts of my grandmother's sad clown collection. Yuck!

Stacks of old playboys in the basement?

No thank you! Let's make our own!

Plasters the walls in sexy posters like girls in the 90s did with Nsync?

 

[LizVegas79]

No thank you! Let's make our own!

Plasters the walls in sexy posters like girls in the 90s did with Nsync?

I could be okay with that

Plasters the walls with posters of cars and motorcycles and sports stuff.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I could be okay with that

Plasters the walls with posters of cars and motorcycles and sports stuff.

I would think it odd, but ok if she's a MOPAR girl.

How about a survivalist type...Hunter/ gatherer/ outdoorsperson who prepares epic meals with things they wrought from the wild?

 

[EctoJohn]

I would think it odd, but ok if she's a MOPAR girl.

How about a survivalist type...Hunter/ gatherer/ outdoorsperson who prepares epic meals with things they wrought from the wild?

Not perfect.
It could be interesting for a bit, but I'm too much of an indoor type.


For those of you who are dedicated sports fans, they grew up as a fan of your rival team.
Everything else matches.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Not perfect.
It could be interesting for a bit, but I'm too much of an indoor type.


For those of you who are dedicated sports fans, they grew up as a fan of your rival team.
Everything else matches.

Makes for some lively trash talk. Perfect

They’re constantly late for everything.

 

[numeniusa]

Makes for some lively trash talk. Perfect

They’re constantly late for everything.

No, no, no. That would get really annoying, really fast. And if we were living together and their chronic lateness started making me late for stuff, that would really piss me off.

They want to be out every night.