Mei5ter
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Ah...69. What can come close to the intimacy and mutual ecstacy of shared oral pleasure? Well, certainly not this slightly lame attempt at plagiarising a perfectly good writing challenge which I have shamelessly stolen from elsewhere on Lit. But I don't think the Playground has one quite like it, so I thought I'd start a new version here.
I'm making it 69 words long in a kind of word count homage to the days when I actually had sex. The days before I ended up on a porn site to read about sex rather than doing it. A porn site where I have still ended up doing word puzzles rather than anything sexy. But fuck it. Welcome to middle age. Make yourself a cup of cocoa, take a break from reading Woman's Weekly or a catalogue of vinyl flooring, cut a slice of Victoria sponge, and have a try at an entirely pointless but faintly diverting writing challenge!
The rules are simple, folks. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a short piece, no more than 69 words long, which somehow includes the four words specified by the previous poster. One of these will be a proper name (such as a place or a person). The other three are completely random, and the more obscure and unrelated, the better.
If you can torture those four words into a short paragraph which oozes eroticism, that's fabulous - but this might be a struggle if you've been given three different types of African antelope and the name Bernard. Write what the fuck you like as long as you're having fun.
I am not going to moderate the thread actively because I cannot be arsed. But please don't be a dickhead, remember that we have the Politics board if you have really come to a porn site to thrill us with your views on trenchant issues of the day, and...just be nice and respectful? Please and thank you.
Just remember - when you've finished your 69, you need to pick a proper noun and three other random words for the next poster.
So I'll start with...
Harry
Catfish
Invisible
Jigsaw
I'm making it 69 words long in a kind of word count homage to the days when I actually had sex. The days before I ended up on a porn site to read about sex rather than doing it. A porn site where I have still ended up doing word puzzles rather than anything sexy. But fuck it. Welcome to middle age. Make yourself a cup of cocoa, take a break from reading Woman's Weekly or a catalogue of vinyl flooring, cut a slice of Victoria sponge, and have a try at an entirely pointless but faintly diverting writing challenge!
The rules are simple, folks. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a short piece, no more than 69 words long, which somehow includes the four words specified by the previous poster. One of these will be a proper name (such as a place or a person). The other three are completely random, and the more obscure and unrelated, the better.
If you can torture those four words into a short paragraph which oozes eroticism, that's fabulous - but this might be a struggle if you've been given three different types of African antelope and the name Bernard. Write what the fuck you like as long as you're having fun.
I am not going to moderate the thread actively because I cannot be arsed. But please don't be a dickhead, remember that we have the Politics board if you have really come to a porn site to thrill us with your views on trenchant issues of the day, and...just be nice and respectful? Please and thank you.
Just remember - when you've finished your 69, you need to pick a proper noun and three other random words for the next poster.
So I'll start with...
Harry
Catfish
Invisible
Jigsaw
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