Perfect Perfect Perfect

[numeniusa]

If she insists then NOT PEFFECT. I think it goes without saying that a mother would kill for her child, but if she insists on bringing it up that's what I'd call a red flag.

He or she has more than one indoor exotic animal.

Ooh, perfect. Especially if I can feed it crickets or whatever it likes. It'd have to be well-cared for, though, and with plenty of space. Hmmm. *thinks* Do I approve of captivity, actually? Now I'm not sure.

He or she has slightly dirty fingernails. Not through lack of washing, just one of those jobs that is really, really difficult to eradicate entirely from them.

 

[Jada59]

Ooh, perfect. Especially if I can feed it crickets or whatever it likes. It'd have to be well-cared for, though, and with plenty of space. Hmmm. *thinks* Do I approve of captivity, actually? Now I'm not sure.

He or she has slightly dirty fingernails. Not through lack of washing, just one of those jobs that is really, really difficult to eradicate entirely from them.

Perfect.

Talks to stuffed animals.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Perfect.

Talks to stuffed animals.

If that's the worst thing... perfect.

Is a terribly sore loser at board games.

 

[Sexybritches69]

If that's the worst thing... perfect.

Is a terribly sore loser at board games.

Perfect. That would be so satisfying.

Calls his or her mom to ask if he could stay out later.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Perfect. That would be so satisfying.

Calls his or her mom to ask if he could stay out later.

No no no, so not perfect.

Has a very different sleep schedule than you (morning person if you're a night person or vice versa).

 

[Jakevillines]

No no no, so not perfect.

Has a very different sleep schedule than you (morning person if you're a night person or vice versa).

Not perfect if they never respond. Ehhhh lots just say not perfect anyways.

Only wants a one time deal on lit?

 

[MsLead]

Not perfect if they never respond. Ehhhh lots just say not perfect anyways.

Only wants a one time deal on lit?

Not perfect.

Snores loudly....

 

[Jakevillines]

Not perfect.

Snores loudly....

Ehhhh not a deal breaker.

Doesn’t know they can delete their sent messages to get more messages?

 

[UgliestSon]

Ehhhh not a deal breaker.

Doesn’t know they can delete their sent messages to get more messages?

Who cares?

Doesn’t give me drug money.

 

[Jakevillines]

Yeah that’s not a dealbreaker. Perfect just technologically challenged.

You’ve been seeing each other for a couple months. Things are going well. Then, one night when things are getting hot and heavy, she/he asks you to poop on them.

Yeah, I might just ask more about that and then run. I am not sure I could do scat.

Same situation, but pee

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yeah, I might just ask more about that and then run. I am not sure I could do scat.

Same situation, but pee

Hahaha. Okay!

They eat your food and use your stuff without asking.

 

[AveryElle]

Not perfect. Dump their ass. Anyone willing to deny science in the name of not blaming genetics and other real environmental factors needs to be kicked to the curb. On par with climate change denial in my book.


They eat hand-held food with a knife and fork - pizza, croissant, hamburger. Keeper or questionable?

 

[numeniusa]

Not perfect. Dump their ass. Anyone willing to deny science in the name of not blaming genetics and other real environmental factors needs to be kicked to the curb. On par with climate change denial in my book.

They eat hand-held food with a knife and fork - pizza, croissant, hamburger. Keeper or questionable?

Perfect. I cut pizza with a knife. They almost never slice it for you in restaurants in Italy, and they're the experts. Also difficult to get jam or honey onto a croissant without a knife to spread it with.

They drive badly. Really badly. You emerge from a journey in the car with them a limp ball of sweaty relief that you survived...

 

[minthe]

Perfect. I cut pizza with a knife. They almost never slice it for you in restaurants in Italy, and they're the experts. Also difficult to get jam or honey onto a croissant without a knife to spread it with.

They drive badly. Really badly. You emerge from a journey in the car with them a limp ball of sweaty relief that you survived...

Not perfect. I like riding shotgun with someone who knows how to drive and enjoys doing so.

Someone who does not like dogs.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Not perfect. I like riding shotgun with someone who knows how to drive and enjoys doing so.

Someone who does not like dogs.

Oof. Not perfect for me.

How about someone who is always cold and keeps the temperature inside at 83 degrees.

 

[MsLead]

Oof. Not perfect for me.

How about someone who is always cold and keeps the temperature inside at 83 degrees.

I've gotten used to 82.... previously woulda been a no

Someone who constantly asks..."can I have that?" About your stuff

 

[Jakevillines]

I've gotten used to 82.... previously woulda been a no

Someone who constantly asks..."can I have that?" About your stuff

Is it my dick? Yes...perfect (too nasty?). Most other things not perfect if they aren't brining it back or we aren't living in the same house.

Someone who doesn't want to talk about work often.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Is it my dick? Yes...perfect (too nasty?). Most other things not perfect if they aren't brining it back or we aren't living in the same house.

Someone who doesn't want to talk about work often.

Perfect.

Someone who is a coworker that you have to work with often on high-stress projects.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Perfect.

Someone who is a coworker that you have to work with often on high-stress projects.

Perfect.

Someone who says “we was”.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Perfect.

Someone who says “we was”.

Sure, perfect. I'm not the insufferable grammar snob I used to be.

Someone who doesn't read books for pleasure, ever.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Sure, perfect. I'm not the insufferable grammar snob I used to be.

Someone who doesn't read books for pleasure, ever.

Perfect. We could sit and watch TV instead.

Someone who has terrible style.

 

[dearc]

Perfect. We could sit and watch TV instead.

Someone who has terrible style.

Not perfect.
For me, someone who smokes.

 

[AveryElle]

Hard pass for me. I find it pretty disturbing - anything even remotely relating to incest or underage play is a very hard limit. But luckily I’m sure they’d find someone into it!

A vegan that does crossfit....?

 

[Sexybritches69]

Hard pass for me. I find it pretty disturbing - anything even remotely relating to incest or underage play is a very hard limit. But luckily I’m sure they’d find someone into it!

A vegan that does crossfit....?

I’m betting he’s pretty hot. Perfect, as long as he doesn’t insist on either of those for me.

A guy who insists on seeing your phone bill.

 

[AveryElle]

I’m betting he’s pretty hot. Perfect, as long as he doesn’t insist on either of those for me.

A guy who insists on seeing your phone bill.

Aren’t they just lump sum bills anymore? But I’d want to know why. I gather my spouse could see it if he cared! Perfect.

Someone that wore shorts with black socks. To dinner.