Perfect Perfect Perfect

[alwaysaway]

Aren’t they just lump sum bills anymore? But I’d want to know why. I gather my spouse could see it if he cared! Perfect.

Someone that wore shorts with black socks. To dinner.

Perfect. Not a deal breaker.

Someone who sniffs and sniffs constantly, without ever blowing their nose.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Perfect. Not a deal breaker.

Someone who sniffs and sniffs constantly, without ever blowing their nose.

Ooh tough one... I want to say perfect but I can imagine that getting old fast.

Someone who is great in bed but never initiates sex.

 

[alwaysaway]

Ooh tough one... I want to say perfect but I can imagine that getting old fast.

Someone who is great in bed but never initiates sex.

Not perfect.

Someone who always initiates sex, but is terrible in bed.

 

[Jaws82]

Not perfect. Why do something you're not going to enjoy?

Ugly cries after every orgasm

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Not perfect. Why do something you're not going to enjoy?

Ugly cries after every orgasm

Ugh, not perfect.

Always makes animal sounds during sex.

 

[alwaysaway]

Not perfect. Why do something you're not going to enjoy?

Ugly cries after every orgasm

Hahaha. Not perfect, that would get very annoying very quickly.

Completely silent during sex, every time.

ETA: Sorry Lisa! Depends on the animal, it’s a definite nay on anything cat related

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Hahaha. Not perfect, that would get very annoying very quickly.

Completely silent during sex, every time.

ETA: Sorry Lisa! Depends on the animal, it’s a nay on anything cat related

Haha true, kitten sounds would be a serious turn off.

I'll say perfect for silence - if he's perfect in bed, I'll make the noise for both of us.

Talks the entire time during sex.

 

[alwaysaway]

Haha true, kitten sounds would be a serious turn off.

I'll say perfect for silence - if he's perfect in bed, I'll make the noise for both of us.

Talks the entire time during sex.

Again, depends on the content. Is he talking taxes? Or telling me what to do? I’ll say perfect, because I don’t like complete silence.

Always burps loudly at the dinner table.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Again, depends on the content. Is he talking taxes? Or telling me what to do? I’ll say perfect, because I don’t like complete silence.

Always burps loudly at the dinner table.

Oy... but if he's perfect in every other way... perfect.

Insists on roleplay every time you have sex.

 

[Jaws82]

Oy... but if he's perfect in every other way... perfect.

Insists on roleplay every time you have sex.

Perfect. As long as it's not always super elaborate with costumes and a script

A super happy morning person

 

[alwaysaway]

Perfect. As long as it's not always super elaborate with costumes and a script

A super happy morning person

Perfect.

Always says “lol” instead of laughing.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Perfect.

Always says “lol” instead of laughing.

Haha... literally says "lol" out loud every time? Not perfect and too funny.

Text communication is 90% emoji.

 

[alwaysaway]

Haha... literally says "lol" out loud every time? Not perfect and too funny.

Text communication is 90% emoji.

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Clicks their fingers at wait staff.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not perfect! I need real communication, use your words!!!


Edit: sorry alwaysaway! Definitely not perfect

Someone who doesn’t enjoy/does a piss poor job of giving oral?

Not perfect.

Someone who snores.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not perfect! I need real communication, use your words!!!


Edit: sorry alwaysaway! Definitely not perfect

Someone who doesn’t enjoy/does a piss poor job of giving oral?

Not perfect. If she doesn't enjoy it then why is she doing it? Also, piss and oral should never be used in the same sentence

Insists on updating you on her favorite show that she knows you think is terrible.

EDIT: someone who snores--Perfect.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not perfect. If she doesn't enjoy it then why is she doing it? Also, piss and oral should never be used in the same sentence

Insists on updating you on her favorite show that she knows you think is terrible.

EDIT: someone who snores--Perfect.

Not perfect.

Someone who is great in every way, but has a lame ass sense of humour.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not perfect.

Someone who is great in every way, but has a lame ass sense of humour.

Not perfect.

Doesn't like getting dirty (the literal kind of dirty)

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Not perfect.

Doesn't like getting dirty (the literal kind of dirty)

Not perfect.

Doesn't like music, in general?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Not perfect.

Doesn't like music, in general?

Not perfect (possibly not human)

Doesn't "get" The Three Stooges

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Not perfect (possibly not human)

Doesn't "get" The Three Stooges

Perfect and a good match for me (sorry hotwords).

Is highly critical of your taste in music, and lets you know often.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Perfect and a good match for me (sorry hotwords).

Is highly critical of your taste in music, and lets you know often.

My taste in music is impeccable. So if they were critical of it, I would have to throw them, their Blake Shelton and Maroon5 CDs and kick them out. Not perfect.

Someone who uses drugs recreationally. I’m talking harder than weed.

 

[Sexybritches69]

My taste in music is impeccable. So if they were critical of it, I would have to throw them, their Blake Shelton and Maroon5 CDs and kick them out. Not perfect.

Someone who uses drugs recreationally. I’m talking harder than weed.

Not at all perfect.

Someone who is a huge flirt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not at all perfect.

Someone who is a huge flirt.

Not perfect. I tend to like girls who are a little more reserved. I’m not bothered by flirting. But I just likely wouldn’t fall for someone who is a huge flirt.

Someone who is shorter than you.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Not perfect. I tend to like girls who are a little more reserved. I’m not bothered by flirting. But I just likely wouldn’t fall for someone who is a huge flirt.

Someone who is shorter than you.

Perfect, even though I'm rather short myself.

Someone who dislikes bacon.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Not perfect but not a dealbreaker, just means more bacon for me!!


Someone who refuses to eat anything but fast food

Not perfect. At all.

Someone who wears sneakers to every function?