Lit People Limericks

[cookiejar]

Re: Another Round

Slick, inquisitive man from afar
was looking at cookie's hot jar
he opened the lid
and inside he slid
seeing if she was up to par!






Slick? You have some catching up to do!!!!!

ROFLMAO....I JUST LOOKED AT YOUR WEBSITE....MY GOD .....WHAT A HUNK!!!!!!

 

[Slick]

Re: Another Round

Slick, inquisitive man from afar
was looking at cookie's hot jar
he opened the lid
and inside he slid
seeing if she was up to par!

Wow.. You've been busy...

This should make it up:


Now for Slick to get into that jar
he needed a bloody crowbar
after being inside
he just has to confide
that Cookie IS as sweet as sugar

 

[biggbear8]

Re: Re: Another Round

Wow.. You've been busy...

This should make it up:


Now for Slick to get into that jar
he needed a bloody crowbar
after being inside
he just has to confide
that Cookie IS as sweet as sugar

cookie is as sweet as sugar so that makes her a sugar cookie

lol hehehehehe

 

[cookiejar]

KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Cookie was resting in Limassoll
reclining under a parasol
Slick walked by with a shake
he put on the brake
and said "hi you cute little doll!"

 

[Slick]

Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Cookie was resting in Limassoll
reclining under a parasol
Slick walked by with a shake
he put on the brake
and said "hi you cute little doll!"

HAAAA.. Ha ha..Ha Ha

That WAS funny.... you got that one down to a 'T'...
Been doing your research?

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

HAAAA.. Ha ha..Ha Ha

That WAS funny.... you got that one down to a 'T'...
Been doing your research?

Sure have.....what a name to spell!!!!!! ........having fun yet Slick??

 

[Slick]

Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Cookie was resting in Limassoll
reclining under a parasol
Slick walked by with a shake
he put on the brake
and said "hi you cute little doll!"

Seeing you lying on that sunbed
your skin burning all bright and red
I rub oil on your back
and then on your rack
"you won't be leaving the med"

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Seeing you lying on that sunbed
your skin burning all bright and red
I rub oil on your back
and then on your rack
"you won't be leaving the med"

Slick watching on his stool
I dive into the pool
my bikini did go
it's floating below
the water's nice and so cool!

 

[Slick]

Re: Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Slick watching on his stool
I dive into the pool
my bikini did go
it's floating below
the water's nice and so cool!

Sitting there minding my own business
not knowing what I was about to witness
Cookie looses her top
making my eyes pop
Ah, this girl's becoming my weakness

http://www.smily.at/smily/smily409.gifhttp://www.smily.at/smily/smily409.gif

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Sitting there minding my own business
not knowing what I was about to witness
Cookie looses her top
making my eyes pop
Ah, this girl's becoming my weakness

http://www.smily.at/smily/smily409.gifhttp://www.smily.at/smily/smily409.gif

Cookie swims to the side , gives a wink
Old Slick he is starting to think
he moves close to the miss
to steal a kiss
and promptly gets pulled in the drink!

 

[Slick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Cookie swims to the side , gives a wink
Old Slick he is starting to think
he moves close to the miss
to steal a kiss
and promptly gets pulled in the drink!

At first Slick felt like a fool
when he was pulled into the pool
he swam close to this lass
took a hold of her ass
that made him smile and her drool

hehe http://www.smily.at/smily/smily236.gif

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

At first Slick felt like a fool
when he was pulled into the pool
he swam close to this lass
took a hold of her ass
that made him smile and her drool

hehe http://www.smily.at/smily/smily236.gif

Cookie pulled Slick in her arms
she treated him to all of her charms
his hands they did plunder
they really were a wonder
and started sending cookie alarms!

 

[Slick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Cookie pulled Slick in her arms
she treated him to all of her charms
his hands they did plunder
they really were a wonder
and started sending cookie alarms!

Finding myself in Cookies clutch
got me going ever so much
I wiggled a brow
said "follow me now"
"Ever heard of the Midas Touch?"

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: KAPOW SLICK!!!!!

Finding myself in Cookies clutch
got me going ever so much
I wiggled a brow
said "follow me now"
"Ever heard of the Midas Touch?"

All that glitters is not gold
but may Cookie be so bold
I will follow your lead
and ride your big steed
but please give me something to hold!

 

[cookiejar]

HEY EVERYONE!! DON"T LET SLICK AND I SCARE YOU AWAY!! BESIDES HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE!!!



TO SLICK

 

[Slick]

HEY EVERYONE!! DON"T LET SLICK AND I SCARE YOU AWAY!! BESIDES HIS BARK IS WORSE THAN HIS BITE!!!



TO SLICK

I BARK? http://www.smily.at/smily/smily186.gif

 

[rosylady]

ROFLMAO, YOU ARE BOTH A COUPLE OF NUTCASES.

 

[Slick]

Now this should shut her up...

All that glitters is not gold
but may Cookie be so bold
I will follow your lead
and ride your big steed
but please give me something to hold!

So what, you're saying that it's small?
maybe I misunderstood, that's all.
Well, you just turn around
and touch fingers to ground
I'll show you how "I" play pool

http://www.geocities.com/mr_5lick/snooker.gif

 

[STUDDOG]

SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG IN MY BRAIN COOKIE...


COOKIE OH COOKIE SO ROSY CHEEKED
SPREAD THEM A PART AND LET ME PEEK
DO THIS FOR ME AND I WILL SMILE
IF YOU WOULD PLEASE LEAN OVER THAT FILE
NOW YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
SO GIVEN THIS CHEEKY SITE I'M GOING TO BE TRUE
AND TEACH YOU WHY THEY CALL ME STUD TOO
AND MAKE LOVE WITH HEART UNTIL I'M BLUE
AND IF TOMORROW YOU FEEL A BIT SORE
JUST CALL MY NAME AND I'LL BE AT YOUR DOOR
I'LL MASSAGE YOU WITH MY LIPS AND TONGUE
TILL YOUR HEAR THAT FINAL SONG SUNG
OH YOU SAY "JUST A DOG WITH FLEA'S "
BUT YOU REMEMBER THOSE TOUCHING KNEES


YEP BABY....I'M SO LONELY..IF YOU ONLY..IF YOU KNEW....
IF I SAID I'M BEING SO TRUE.....
NOW THIS IS NEW FOR ME TO BE GOOD....
SO YOU BE "THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD"

GOD .....OH GOD!!!!....PLEASE TAKE MERCY ON ME
NEUTERED ME AND SET THIS DOG FREE....
I'M DYING FROM HORNY FOR COOKIE'S KNEE....
JUST ONE OR TWO HUMPS.....MAYBE THREE....
OK...OK...PLEASE NO THUNDER ANYMORE....
I UNDERSTAND....AS I HIT THE FLOOR..
I THINK I'LL BUY COOKIE'S AT THE GENERAL STORE

BIG WINK FOR COOKIE

MY LAST POST OF LIMERICKS DOLL...TO MANY BRAIN CELLS STRESSED.....

KISSES AND HUGS

 

[cookiejar]

SOMETHING IS GOING WRONG IN MY BRAIN COOKIE...


COOKIE OH COOKIE SO ROSY CHEEKED
SPREAD THEM A PART AND LET ME PEEK
DO THIS FOR ME AND I WILL SMILE
IF YOU WOULD PLEASE LEAN OVER THAT FILE
NOW YOU KNOW I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU
SO GIVEN THIS CHEEKY SITE I'M GOING TO BE TRUE
AND TEACH YOU WHY THEY CALL ME STUD TOO
AND MAKE LOVE WITH HEART UNTIL I'M BLUE
AND IF TOMORROW YOU FEEL A BIT SORE
JUST CALL MY NAME AND I'LL BE AT YOUR DOOR
I'LL MASSAGE YOU WITH MY LIPS AND TONGUE
TILL YOUR HEAR THAT FINAL SONG SUNG
OH YOU SAY "JUST A DOG WITH FLEA'S "
BUT YOU REMEMBER THOSE TOUCHING KNEES


YEP BABY....I'M SO LONELY..IF YOU ONLY..IF YOU KNEW....
IF I SAID I'M BEING SO TRUE.....
NOW THIS IS NEW FOR ME TO BE GOOD....
SO YOU BE "THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD"

GOD .....OH GOD!!!!....PLEASE TAKE MERCY ON ME
NEUTERED ME AND SET THIS DOG FREE....
I'M DYING FROM HORNY FOR COOKIE'S KNEE....
JUST ONE OR TWO HUMPS.....MAYBE THREE....
OK...OK...PLEASE NO THUNDER ANYMORE....
I UNDERSTAND....AS I HIT THE FLOOR..
I THINK I'LL BUY COOKIE'S AT THE GENERAL STORE

BIG WINK FOR COOKIE

MY LAST POST OF LIMERICKS DOLL...TO MANY BRAIN CELLS STRESSED.....

KISSES AND HUGS

Dearest STUD.....you are feverish and those "little grey cells" as Hercule Poirot called them , are working overtime. Have a great weekend honey! Get well soon!


cookie

 

[cookiejar]

Direct Hit Between......hmmmmmmmmm

Slick he is chalking up his cue
he liked Cookie's oven it's true
he was behind the eight ball
was his really that small?
and he also forgot what to do!

 

[Slick]

Re: Direct Hit Between......hmmmmmmmmm

Slick he is chalking up his cue
he liked Cookie's oven it's true
he was behind the eight ball
was his really that small?
and he also forgot what to do!

I know I should go easy on you
but your taunts touch on subjects taboo
to you it's petit
but I can't help it
If your oven's the size of an igloo

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Direct Hit Between......hmmmmmmmmm

I know I should go easy on you
but your taunts touch on subjects taboo
to you it's petit
but I can't help it
If your oven's the size of an igloo

ROFL......TOUCHE



Now Slick my cute man from Litty
you know I was trying to be witty
your hung like a horse
I took a peek of course
that last time you sucked on my titty!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Direct Hit Between......hmmmmmmmmm

I know I should go easy on you
but your taunts touch on subjects taboo
to you it's petit
but I can't help it
If your oven's the size of an igloo

SWAT!!

http://www.virtuallandmedia.com/img2/miscs/mosq2.gif

 

[Slick]

Re: Re: Re: Direct Hit Between......hmmmmmmmmm

ROFL......TOUCHE

Now Slick my cute man from Litty
you know I was trying to be witty
your hung like a horse
I took a peek of course
that last time you sucked on my titty!

Good, you just about avoided a fight
and, hung like a horse is more right
As much as I'd love to admit
that I sucked on your tit
I thought it was only a mosquito bite