Lit People Limericks

[biggbear8]

Re: Bear

Bear you silver-tongued devil
you always are on the level
you're so sexy and sweet
knock cookie off her feet
in your kisses cookie will revel!

cookie in ur arms I want to be
snuggling close just u and me
hearts beating as one
watching the rising sun
having sensual fun
under the comforter is where u run
im waiting for you with the tenting done
i revel in ur kisses and touchs while have fun

 

[cookiejar]

CJS6

The cute guy name of CJ
he loves to make hay
while the sun shines
ladies in long lines
waiting for a lay!

 

[biggbear8]

cookie my little blonde beauty with ur eyes so blue
I love making wild passionate love to you
you make my heart pound .and my pulse race
and you do it with alot of grace
would you please sit on my face

 

[cookiejar]

Harmless Pig

HP you're not in your pen
I cluck like a mother hen
come back to us please
I'll get on my knees
If only you'll tell me when!

 

[cookiejar]

STUDDOG

STUD he bounces all night
always gives cookie a fright
my club is so quiet
never a riot
I never put up a fight!

 

[STUDDOG]

COOKIE

STUDDOG
STUD he bounces all night
always gives cookie a fright
my club is so quiet
never a riot
I never put up a fight!
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Thank you beautiful......always smiling for Cookie......


STUDDOG

 

[~Dream~]

a man he came from the east coast
and when he kissed her , Dream was toast
His name was Dracoa and a dragon he is
and my oh my can that guy ever kiss
He's coming back up here to see me real soon
and my when he holds me how my body does swoon
his touches they make this young girls heart sing
and the magic he does with that awesome tongue ring!!!

 

[cookiejar]

Sultry Siren

A beautiful maid sultry siren
knew cookie's club was a hirin'
she stripped to the buff
she strutted her stuff
of her the men won't be tirin'!

 

[cookiejar]

Mstrskey

Mstrskey that sexy young vixen
she wanted to get a new dix in
she threw off her thong
the guys all got long
and wanted to get their lix in!

 

[~Dream~]

ode to Dracoa (giggles)

He gave me orgasms by his kisses alone
I miss his sexy voice , love when he calls on the phone
As he lay by me naked or asleep on my bed
I only looked forward to all the things that he said

My idea of heaven was to make love to him
and when Feb comes we will do it again
He was highly erotic like none I've been with yet
Making love to a dragon is the BEST you can get

His touches aroused me layed in His arms quite awhile
Felt the 'magic' between us , saw the love in His smile
Besides all the sex he's really a very sweet guy
when I think how lucky I am , it makes me wanna cry..

to feel Him inside me tho he made me sore (mmm)
theres nothing quite like it amd thats why I want MORE!!!

 

[ozme52]

Upon us now is New Year's Eve
Party on? Or should I leave?
Should I have another Cookie,
Stay the night, or go play hookie?
Another spell or magic weave?

 

[~Dream~]

Cast a spell if think you can
for you are just a mortal man
but if it is a witch you seek
then you can take a lil peek

the spells I cast are strong some say
they can make love come fill your day
open your mind for what you seek
and i will show you I am Not weak

A priestess is this Dream you know
she has a coven , it does grow
by leaps and bounds and some do say
a new life force will reign some day

my wish for you on this New year
is that you hold close those so dear
Let each person KNOW you care
and with then joys of life do share.

 

[Mstrskey]

For my Cookie sis...

Gotta give up much love for Miss Cookie
she's one hot tamale, cum lookie
to hot to handle
a sweet little handful
she doin it all for the Nookie!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: For my Cookie sis...

Gotta give up much love for Miss Cookie
she's one hot tamale, cum lookie
to hot to handle
a sweet little handful
she doin it all for the Nookie!

TY ....talking hot......her name is Mstrskey!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick

Oh! poor randy old slick
was looking for a new kick
he was hotter than hell
it was starting to swell
will someone please "flick his bic"!

 

[alwaysawake]

Not a limerick or original...just something that came today via email that I thought I'd share. Hope everyone had a great New Year celebration...have a great day--AA


Twas the month after New Year's, and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"


So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
'Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.


I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

 

[Sultry Siren]

Re: Sultry Siren

A beautiful maid sultry siren
knew cookie's club was a hirin'
she stripped to the buff
she strutted her stuff
of her the men won't be tirin'!

Cookie put out the all call.
She told us we'd all have a ball.
I showed her my stuff.
Now I can't get enough.
My thanks go to cookie (and y'all)!

 

[cookiejar]

Slick , he wanted a limerick duel
so here's Cookie adding some fuel
go in there and strip
no more of your lip
So we can all ogle your tool!




OK wiseass.....your turn!!!!

 

[Slick]

Slick , he wanted a limerick duel
so here's Cookie adding some fuel
go in there and strip
no more of your lip
So we can all ogle your tool!




OK wiseass.....your turn!!!!

K Cookie, my gloves are now on
It's time you learnt a lesson
As I've already stripped
your ass WILL get whipped
'cause at this game I'm known as the 'Don'

 

[cookiejar]

K Cookie, my gloves are now on
It's time you learnt a lesson
As I've already stripped
your ass WILL get whipped
'cause at this game I'm known as the 'Don'

Slick tried to pick Cookie's lock
he stepped back and had to take stock
the combo wouldn't work
he felt like a jerk
standing round hard as a rock!

 

[Slick]

Slick tried to pick Cookie's lock
he stepped back and had to take stock
the combo wouldn't work
he felt like a jerk
standing round hard as a rock!

Seeing you like that is making me throb
whoever locked you up did a good job
There's just one hiccup
I'm sure I'll blowup
I think I'll just shove it in your gob.

 

[cookiejar]

Seeing you like that is making me throb
whoever locked you up did a good job
There's just one hiccup
I'm sure I'll blowup
I think I'll just shove it in your gob.

Cookie and Slick in a tub
she was doing the rub-a-dub-dub
she rubbed hard and fast
she was having a blast
till she wore him down to a nub!

 

[cookiejar]

Opening Volleys

Slick he was popping the pills
he wanted to have a few thrills
the Viagra he popped
but still the thing flopped
better dress it up with some frills!

 

[cookiejar]

Bombardment!

Now when Cookie asked Slick to strip
she wanted to make ladies flip
she meant strip in the club
now off with them bub
cause I bet slick's strip is a pip!

 

[cookiejar]

Another Round

Slick, inquisitive man from afar
was looking at cookie's hot jar
he opened the lid
and inside he slid
seeing if she was up to par!






Slick? You have some catching up to do!!!!!