Lit People Limericks

O good4u

(sung to "O Xmas Tree)


O good4u , O good4u
why are you so appealing?
O good4u , O good4u
you give me such a feeling
Every night behind the bar
you really are our Xmas star!
O good4u , O good4u
on my knees I'm kneeling!

O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!
O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!
Every time I try take a look
it's always hidden by a book!
O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!

O good4u , O good4u
I'm down behind your bar
O good4u , O good4u
look down....it's horny cookiejar!
Come on down and pleasure me
between my legs and treasure me
O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!
 
STUDDOG The Well Hung Biker

STUDDOG the well hung biker,
really had it in his pants
and if you ever saw it,
you would give a second glance
All of the lovely ladies,
used to make excuses lame,
Trying to get that biker,
just to join in their game.
Then one snowy Xmas eve,
Cookie called to say:
"STUD you tower of brawn and might, won't you ride your Jar tonight?"
He ran to his bike and jumped on,
as he shouted out with glee:
"Sweety, your well hung biker, we're gonna make some history!"
 
cookie hugs and kisses babe

you are so good with the way u use words thise are so funny

hugs and kisses sweetie :rose: :rose: :rose: :kiss:
 
I would like to thank everyone who responded to this thread.....this is my last post here...... have fun all!!

cookie:rose:
 
cookiejar said:
I would like to thank everyone who responded to this thread.....this is my last post here...... have fun all!!

cookie:rose:
Why Cookie??

We'll miss you

:( :( :(:( :(:(
 
cookie hugs and kisses

sweeteheart

i will truly miss you rhumor and your wit and your charm

hugs and kisses
bear

i do understand :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
 
Cookie

STUDDOG The Well Hung Biker
STUDDOG the well hung biker,
really had it in his pants
and if you ever saw it,
you would give a second glance
All of the lovely ladies,
used to make excuses lame,
Trying to get that biker,
just to join in their game.
Then one snowy Xmas eve,
Cookie called to say:
"STUD you tower of brawn and might, won't you ride your Jar tonight?"
He ran to his bike and jumped on,
as he shouted out with glee:
"Sweety, your well hung biker, we're gonna make some history!"

----------------------------------------------------------
Cookie.....you always make me smile and I will miss your beautiful
humor here....
Thank you beautiful friend and my bike seat is always available for
you.....smile:devil:

"THE FRAGRANCE OF A ROSE HOLDS NO WEIGHT TO THE FRANGRANCE OF A COOKIE COOKING"
KEEP COOKING COOKIE....KISSES AND HUGS

STUDDOG
:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Re: O good4u

cookiejar said:
(sung to "O Xmas Tree)


O good4u , O good4u
why are you so appealing?
O good4u , O good4u
you give me such a feeling
Every night behind the bar
you really are our Xmas star!
O good4u , O good4u
on my knees I'm kneeling!

O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!
O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!
Every time I try take a look
it's always hidden by a book!
O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!

O good4u , O good4u
I'm down behind your bar
O good4u , O good4u
look down....it's horny cookiejar!
Come on down and pleasure me
between my legs and treasure me
O good4u , O good4u
Much pleasure do you bring me!

:D :D
Been running around all day humming this tune.....
I would love to be humming this in a different location?
 
Re: I'm Baaaackkkk!

cookiejar said:
New limericks cumming.....my creative juices are flowing.:rose:



WOW GREAT I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT U HAVE CUMMMMMMMMING

KISSES BEAR
 
Ozme

Oz sure likes my pie
always wants to try
to find my oven
so he can shove in
his filling...my oh my!


:p :p
 
Bear

Bear he doesn't want money
it's really weird and funny
a one track mind
of a girl's behind
and her special honey!


:nana: :nana:
 
Dom

Dom the man with the mail
he only wants a little tail
he loves them all
they have a "ball"
each lady does he nail!



:nana: :nana:
 
Rosy

Rosy in the peek a boo dress
was under a lotta stress
every guy wanted pleasin
she just wanted teasin
now she's under a full court press!


:p :p
 
Re: Bear

cookiejar said:
Bear he doesn't want money
it's really weird and funny
a one track mind
of a girl's behind
and her special honey!


:nana: :nana:


cookie sweetie you are so funny i love you wit
 
Cookie

cookiejar said:
Oz sure likes my pie
always wants to try
to find my oven
so he can shove in
his filling...my oh my!


:p :p

Hot baked goodies straight from the oven,
Makes Ozme want more of her lovin'
Someday I'll open
Her Jar, I am hopin',
Cookie! I'd want more than just a little shovin'
 
Ah, fair cookie is so desired,
She gets us so wound up and wired,
So, in 2003...
How many men will it be?
That she wears out and makes permanently retired.

:D :p AA Hee hee!
 
cookie with a body from heaven above
with you I want to make love
with caresses soft as the flight of the dove
wild passions with you i crave
as the ecstasy builds i rave
you the best please make me ur love slave !!!!!!!!
my beautiful angel from above
 
Ozme

Oz...cookie's jar is now open
please could you stop your mopin'?
you want more than shovin'
how bout some cookie lovin'?
Or isn't Oz really up to copin'?




:nana: :nana:
 
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Alwaysawake

AA let's hope you are ready
my assault on you will be steady
I will spread it around
my love will abound
and make you feel really heady!




:p :p
 
Bear

Bear you silver-tongued devil
you always are on the level
you're so sexy and sweet
knock cookie off her feet
in your kisses cookie will revel!



:p :p
 
Re: Rosy

cookiejar said:
Rosy in the peek a boo dress
was under a lotta stress
every guy wanted pleasin
she just wanted teasin
now she's under a full court press!


:p :p


LOL. Thanks Cookie.

Alas, if it were only true.
 
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