HO HO HO! Naughty or Nice?

WickedEve

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Santa will be here soon, and he'll want to know if you've been naughty or nice. What will your answer be?
And when you sit on the jolly man's lap, what will you tell him you want for Christmas?
 
I want ...

I have been NAUGHTY but in a very NICE way so I want a gameboy, discman, and like all my favorite cds. :)
 
I've been naughty!

I want a pony for Christmas, Santa. (no, I'm not that naughty)
 
Careful, giggles, or you'll get a lump of coal in your stocking!:D
 
Money for therapy!........

Money for my therapy sessions because I'm pretty damned sure I felt a hardon down there!

Sheesh!....and, oh yeah...Yuck! :eek:

Phantom :D
 
naughty

but i still want pressies:D a car that fucking starts 1st or even 10th time would be nice
 
Just a cup of coffee would be nice, one stinking lousy cup of coffee. Is that too much to ask?

I was nice all year, but now that I can't have my morning coffee I am going to blow the whole fucking year.
:mad:
 
Naughty and nice....

But I still want to sit in santas lap.

I want books..lots of them and a live in babysitter,and a cook, and a housekeeper.....

Oh and to win the lotto when it finally gets here.
 
A lump of coal

After my last heating bill, i think a lump of coal would be appropriate....and i have been real naughty too!;)
 
Yowza

Wicked Eve

I like the way that sounds

I've been Naughty and Nice

Merry Christmas:)
 
I am as genuinely nice as I am naughty!;)

I would ask Santa to keep my family and friends happy and healthy.
THEN...for selfish reasons, an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas would be nice!:D Doesn't hurt to ask, right?

OH, and before I forget, do you think Santa you could throw in a good lover with lots of stamina?
 
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Naughty or nice...

Well I'm not sure which category I would fall under. All she kept saying was yes, yes, and damn your good!!!

Merry Christmas to all!

Stay safe,

Wing
 
I'm so good when I'm bad! Many times i've heard "Wow, I would have never guessed you were like this, i always thought you were so straight laced.":D
 
Mmmmmmmmmm

Eve, I've been very naughty in a oh, sooo verrryyyy nice way!
What do you have for me??????

Oh, Lovetoread I know Santa personally. Come sit in my lap and I'll put in a good word for ya..

Jaded1, CT:D :D :D

PS. Congradulations on your poetry.............
 
Re: Mmmmmmmmmm

Jaded1 said:
Eve, I've been very naughty in a oh, sooo verrryyyy nice way!
What do you have for me??????

Oh, Lovetoread I know Santa personally. Come sit in my lap and I'll put in a good word for ya..

Jaded1, CT:D :D :D

PS. Congradulations on your poetry.............


Thank you very much,kind sir.
 
Naughty

I have been an overall naughty man. I would ask him for a close Lit friend that would develop into a sexual relationship. Dayum Santa, is there a sex woman with great stamina for me out there?
 
have i been a good girl this year?

I've been too good of a girl this year!!!!...lol.
Too much work, not enough play...
But, I have my online honey to keep me warm and happy...we are soooo far apart, tho.
But, he's the greatest guy around, perfect for me.
So...Santa, please send him to me...that is all i"ll ask from you.
Or, send me to him.
After 9/11, it's very hard to get a visa.

Merriest of Christmases to all!!!!
espressolover:)
 
Looks like we have more naughty than nice on this thread. ;)

I've been passing all this on to Santa. He told me that he has an adult section in his toy shop. And after reading all these posts, he said that the elves in that area will have some long, hard nights. They'll have to work so hard that they'll be sweating and breathing heavily. Sounds like a satisfying job. :D
Anyway, check your stockings on Christmas morning. I'm sure Santa will leaving you all something naughty!
 
Bratcat I'm curious..............

BratCat. If I were to pinch your ass. Would your then become a Goosed Moose:confused:

Jaded1, CT :D :D :D
 
Unfortunately, I've been nice this year. But for my Christmas present, I want to be naughty. Does that count?
 
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