BobYesTheBob
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Hi Everybody! My name is Scott Hitler. To answer the question I always get asked: No! I am NOT Craig's brother! Where this rumor started I don't know, I've never even met Craig! Seriously, people. Write it down, get it tattooed on your arm if you have to, OK? Tired having to deal with this shit. Who the...who is Craig, anyway? Tiring, that question...
Moving on. As Director of Creative Shenanigans at Disney Studios, I am excited to announce the 2026 blockbuster new Disney film, titled "Yellow Snow: Ms. White Ain't Fuckin' Round". We at Walt Disney Studios care about the movie-going public and we have listened! People, the days of doing remake after remake - are over. This is no remake - this is an Adaption! The movie-going public whined, and Disney sipped that wine and called it, Delish.
I don't want to spoil all the fun, but consider this: This adaption stars none other than Samuel L Jackson. Movie Tagline: "There are too many Mutha-F**king Princes in the Mutha-F**king Kingdom!" We at Disney are certain this movie will become an enduring Christmas holiday classic. I believe viewers will gleefully recognize the heavy hand of Director Quentin T and his clever blending of action and comedy. Personally, I am particularly fond of the climatic shoot-out 68 minutes into the film where Mr. Jackson, looking around at the carnage, remarks "Ain't so white now, is ya, bitch!". Heheheheh...that Quentin - he puts the "fun" in "scenes of massive carnage, gore and intense violence" does he not?
Parents and more importantly, shareholders, this film I hope you all agree, really hammers home the message: The Mouse, Is Back in the Mother Fuckin' House! That's right! Moms, Dads, kids...Disney! Is! Back! You can fucking take that to the fucking bank! Got-DAMN! Fuck You, George Lucas! Double Fuck You, Governor DeSantis! You can all fucking die and your souls burn in hell, forever! That's right...you can all Suck My 10" girthy dick, I'm speaking for Mickey when I say that. Mickey ain't playin' fucking games. Maybe, uh, you got him mixed up with Minnie Mouse. Minnie Mouse...needs to shut her fuckin' cheese-hole and learn to listen to Mickey, or maybe she wants to earn another black eye to match the one she's already sportin'. What do you say, Minnie? Yeah, that's what I thought...now get the fuck outta here. Women...mouses, that is. Mice. Whatever.
Folks, please, go see "Yellow Snow: Ms. White Ain't Effin' Round" at a theatre near you. What? I'm sorry, that's "Fuckin' Round"...got that wrong. I'm Scott Hitler and we are the master race. What's that? Er, I mean, I am Scott Hitler, and I am OUT. (Whew! Saved that one!)
Moving on. As Director of Creative Shenanigans at Disney Studios, I am excited to announce the 2026 blockbuster new Disney film, titled "Yellow Snow: Ms. White Ain't Fuckin' Round". We at Walt Disney Studios care about the movie-going public and we have listened! People, the days of doing remake after remake - are over. This is no remake - this is an Adaption! The movie-going public whined, and Disney sipped that wine and called it, Delish.
I don't want to spoil all the fun, but consider this: This adaption stars none other than Samuel L Jackson. Movie Tagline: "There are too many Mutha-F**king Princes in the Mutha-F**king Kingdom!" We at Disney are certain this movie will become an enduring Christmas holiday classic. I believe viewers will gleefully recognize the heavy hand of Director Quentin T and his clever blending of action and comedy. Personally, I am particularly fond of the climatic shoot-out 68 minutes into the film where Mr. Jackson, looking around at the carnage, remarks "Ain't so white now, is ya, bitch!". Heheheheh...that Quentin - he puts the "fun" in "scenes of massive carnage, gore and intense violence" does he not?
Parents and more importantly, shareholders, this film I hope you all agree, really hammers home the message: The Mouse, Is Back in the Mother Fuckin' House! That's right! Moms, Dads, kids...Disney! Is! Back! You can fucking take that to the fucking bank! Got-DAMN! Fuck You, George Lucas! Double Fuck You, Governor DeSantis! You can all fucking die and your souls burn in hell, forever! That's right...you can all Suck My 10" girthy dick, I'm speaking for Mickey when I say that. Mickey ain't playin' fucking games. Maybe, uh, you got him mixed up with Minnie Mouse. Minnie Mouse...needs to shut her fuckin' cheese-hole and learn to listen to Mickey, or maybe she wants to earn another black eye to match the one she's already sportin'. What do you say, Minnie? Yeah, that's what I thought...now get the fuck outta here. Women...mouses, that is. Mice. Whatever.
Folks, please, go see "Yellow Snow: Ms. White Ain't Effin' Round" at a theatre near you. What? I'm sorry, that's "Fuckin' Round"...got that wrong. I'm Scott Hitler and we are the master race. What's that? Er, I mean, I am Scott Hitler, and I am OUT. (Whew! Saved that one!)
