Do You Use Dildos?

[TN_Vixen]

I think this is a legitimate question. Most women I know don't really use a dildo, not when they have a vibrator handy, it just doesn't make sense. But, every once in a while I tend to use this *one* dildo that I shouldn't. I shouldn't because it makes me sore... remember the thread about me getting one stuck? lol... seriously, this isn't one of those huge dildos, just above average that I use maybe 2-3 times a year. Otherwise I'd be stretched out to kingdom come.

 

[lobito]

I have been called several times, a dildo. does that count?

 

[Jim_Henson]

Of course.

I mean nothing.

 

[Hotred911]

I enjoy the one we have on occassion....but only if I'm using my pocket rocket at the same time.

 

[BoobsNBrains]

I typically use a vibrator, but I do have a g-spot dildo that just DOES it for me sometimes. It doesn't vibrate...but neither does the average cock, right? When they figure out how to make men vibrate...THAT'S when we'll know we've discovered Heaven on Earth!

 

[nasty1]

I have been called several times, a dildo. does that count?

You dildo. There, I feel better, now.

 

[Amaterasu]

i'm currently using a dildo that USED to function as a vibrator until i broke it......

after the last experience buying a dildo online (someone stole it off of my front porch after UPS delivered it, had to give them a detailed description of the contents in order to get it sent again!) i think i'll have to keep with this one for awhile....

boy i miss the vibrator function.....

K

 

[lobito]

You dildo. There, I feel better, now.

BITCH! You wish I was YOUR dildo.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I have been called several times, a dildo. does that count?

well, it depends upon the context with which it was used.

Were you called a "dildo head?" "dildo-brain" "He's just a dildo?" I mean, I need more clarification here. ;-)

 

[TN_Vixen]

I typically use a vibrator, but I do have a g-spot dildo that just DOES it for me sometimes. It doesn't vibrate...but neither does the average cock, right? When they figure out how to make men vibrate...THAT'S when we'll know we've discovered Heaven on Earth!

Hey boobs'n brains... now isn't THAT a great handle, huh people? Let's give her a hand. hehe... Seriously, your pic is cute, makes me think you could come up with something a little more witty.

 

[lobito]

well, it depends upon the context with which it was used.

Were you called a "dildo head?" "dildo-brain" "He's just a dildo?" I mean, I need more clarification here. ;-)

I seem to recall being called a "fucking dildo", which as I think about it, makes perfect sense. It's the only kind, isn't it?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Of course.

I mean nothing.

nothing? Well now, that's not the impression I have of you cheffie darling.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I seem to recall being called a "fucking dildo", which as I think about it, makes perfect sense. It's the only kind, isn't it?

Yes, and for men everywhere around the world.. if your girl calls you a "fucking dildo" then, son.. you have it MADE!

especially if your ass is as fiiiiine as lobito's

 

[sunstruck]

I don't even own a dildo. I have one vibe, a little finger vibe thing and my shower massage.

I'm so boring.

 

[lobito]

Yes, and for men everywhere around the world.. if your girl calls you a "fucking dildo" then, son.. you have it MADE!

especially if your ass is as fiiiiine as lobito's

awwww, schucks ma'am, you're just tryin' to get the whole strap-on thing going again, aren't you?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I don't even own a dildo. I have one vibe, a little finger vibe thing and my shower massage.

I'm so boring.

sunstruck, I'm sending "big Joe" to you in the mail, don't worry, he's been washed & sterilized with hot boiling water & clorox, so no worries there.. hehe.. but I've been advised it's best for me to rid myself of such a HUGE temptation. ;-)

 

[TN_Vixen]

awwww, schucks ma'am, you're just tryin' to get the whole strap-on thing going again, aren't you?

who me? OK, it's true, I can't play the coy little girl routine for more than a half hour at best, so YES.. YES I'M THINKING STRAP-ON.

 

[lobito]

who me? OK, it's true, I can't play the coy little girl routine for more than a half hour at best, so YES.. YES I'M THINKING STRAP-ON.

I KNEW IT!

BTW, you're cute when you play the coy little girl thingy.

 

[Master Control]

I am a didlo

 

[sunstruck]

sunstruck, I'm sending "big Joe" to you in the mail, don't worry, he's been washed & sterilized with hot boiling water & clorox, so no worries there.. hehe.. but I've been advised it's best for me to rid myself of such a HUGE temptation. ;-)

How huge are we talking? Is my husband going to be jealous? Will I need to do stretching excersises?

 

[Jim_Henson]

nothing? Well now, that's not the impression I have of you cheffie darling.

What impression DO you have?

 

[ImAFreakyGirl]

I've got my closet full of dildos. I prefer dildos over vibrators. With vibrators, first of all, I can't keep up with the batteries... Oh, and they make me too sensitive. My favorite dildo has a suction cup on the bottom of it (his name is "mr. dependable"). It's great for in the shower (on the wall..woo hoo). I also like sticking him on a stool, and giving a show to my man.

 

[ImAFreakyGirl]

Wooo Hooo! I just lost my virginity in here. Great place to loose it!

 

[TN_Vixen]

I KNEW IT!

BTW, you're cute when you play the coy little girl thingy.

Why whatever are you talking about darling? ;-)

 

[ksmybuttons]

I like a dildo. I like that "full" feeling. I use a vibrator, too.