JenniZinc
Housewife With Past
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If you haven’t read part 1 of this thread, you can find it at https://forum.literotica.com/thread...s-by-someone-who-used-to-work-in-one.1615013/
6. Claiming health insurance - I can’t believe this is even a thing, but in Australia it’s quite common for a (supposedly legitimate) massage venue to offer health insurance rebates on their services.
So, if you’re in a health insurance fund you may be rebated $40 per ‘remedial’ massage, 8 times or more a year, depending on your cover.
Parlours get signed up to the scam by putting forward one of their qualified masseuses (I was one of these), and then the whole venue works from the one ticket. What could possibly go wrong?
Clients absolutely love the fact that they can claim two thirds of their visits, not on an incredibly stiff penis! Better still, when a venue is offering insurance rebates, it gives them an air of legitimacy.
Great, until the party ends. Insurers work out fairly soon that one therapist serving 50 clients a day, generally all with the same injury (because the parlour is too lazy to spread the ailments) doesn’t make a lot of sense.
The result? Health insurer cancels the arrangement and tips off all the other insurers. Health insurer then pursues any client who has made a claim, and as most policies are in couple or family names, the breach letter becomes pretty dang obvious to anyone who reads it.
Solution: Saving money may cost your marriage - don’t take advantage of anything that’s too good to be true.
7. Leaving traces - this one is so obvious, it’s annoying that men can’t get their head around the most basic of principles.
Make sure your parlour does not use scented oil. Most venues don’t but sometimes if there’s a very cheap price going on lavender or eucalyptus oil, it suddenly becomes the default option. Even if the venue offers a shower facility (most don’t as they are time wasters) you will not remove the scent.
After you ejaculate, in what must be 100% of cases the girl or guy will wash you down and use a tissue to squeeze residual sperm from your penis. Take a spare tissue and put it in the front of your underpants for at least a few hours.
Solution: Never assume the simplest things won’t be spotted or smelled
8. Keep your eyes out and ears open - this wasn’t an issue in my day, but technology and social media has lead to a myriad of Facebook pages dedicated to naming and shaming.
Massage parlours are a hotbed of controversy. Regardless of what you may think, most venues are illegal in my country, and even states that allow happy ending massages require the venue to operate as a legal brothel, and this causes all types of cost and location issues for the operators.
Therefore the parlour pretends they’re a legitimate massage service, even though most people know they’re not. And the haters will hate, and many have no issue in taking photos of clients going in our out of a venue.
Isn’t that defamation? Yes. But don’t forget most people don’t know or care about the laws, and prosecutions are very rare.
Solution: Be mindful of any negative talk about a parlour that you have visited, or may want to visit. As I mentioned earlier, it’s better to go to an area where you won’t be known if your picture gets unfortunately posted.
9. Don’t be an arsehole - note my Aussie and British spelling and pronunciation
This is really simple, if you get slapped hard or beaten up in a massage parlour as the result of your actions, there is a fair chance you won’t be able to explain how the beating happened to your wife without your lies unravelling.
Parlours can be very hostile places. They exist only for the money, and there’s a lot of it at stake.
Solution: Have your dick acted on, don’t act like a dick. Remember in any business providing sexual services, you are not special - no matter how long you have been a customer and how important you think you are.
10. Your wife is smarter than you think - a lot of the situations I write about above can be sometimes no more than bad management combined with bad luck.
One thing I firmly believe is that if your wife is not suspicious of you, your chances of being caught are significantly less.
But some guys are their own worst enemy, and I’ve seen it first hand.
When I worked in the parlour, few people knew. I was a qualified therapist so friends and family presumed that I was a straight-one-eighty. So, in social circles it’s understandable for people to ask what I did for a living I would naturally say I was a massage therapist.
Male’s reactions to the subject said a lot about them. Even next to their wives I would get asked whether my clients were after happy endings ….. or they would laugh and wink and say stupid things. I always thought that I could tell an at-risk happy ending client from a mile away, and if I could do it, no doubt their wives could too.
My point is, that if you enjoy happy ending massages, go for it. It’s your secret, keep it that way. Having a few pints with your mates and spilling the beans may be fun at the time, but this is how gossip starts. If you think men don’t love idle gossip, you’re kidding yourself.
Hope this helps, leave any comments or questions below and I’m sure I’ll answer them!
6. Claiming health insurance - I can’t believe this is even a thing, but in Australia it’s quite common for a (supposedly legitimate) massage venue to offer health insurance rebates on their services.
So, if you’re in a health insurance fund you may be rebated $40 per ‘remedial’ massage, 8 times or more a year, depending on your cover.
Parlours get signed up to the scam by putting forward one of their qualified masseuses (I was one of these), and then the whole venue works from the one ticket. What could possibly go wrong?
Clients absolutely love the fact that they can claim two thirds of their visits, not on an incredibly stiff penis! Better still, when a venue is offering insurance rebates, it gives them an air of legitimacy.
Great, until the party ends. Insurers work out fairly soon that one therapist serving 50 clients a day, generally all with the same injury (because the parlour is too lazy to spread the ailments) doesn’t make a lot of sense.
The result? Health insurer cancels the arrangement and tips off all the other insurers. Health insurer then pursues any client who has made a claim, and as most policies are in couple or family names, the breach letter becomes pretty dang obvious to anyone who reads it.
Solution: Saving money may cost your marriage - don’t take advantage of anything that’s too good to be true.
7. Leaving traces - this one is so obvious, it’s annoying that men can’t get their head around the most basic of principles.
Make sure your parlour does not use scented oil. Most venues don’t but sometimes if there’s a very cheap price going on lavender or eucalyptus oil, it suddenly becomes the default option. Even if the venue offers a shower facility (most don’t as they are time wasters) you will not remove the scent.
After you ejaculate, in what must be 100% of cases the girl or guy will wash you down and use a tissue to squeeze residual sperm from your penis. Take a spare tissue and put it in the front of your underpants for at least a few hours.
Solution: Never assume the simplest things won’t be spotted or smelled
8. Keep your eyes out and ears open - this wasn’t an issue in my day, but technology and social media has lead to a myriad of Facebook pages dedicated to naming and shaming.
Massage parlours are a hotbed of controversy. Regardless of what you may think, most venues are illegal in my country, and even states that allow happy ending massages require the venue to operate as a legal brothel, and this causes all types of cost and location issues for the operators.
Therefore the parlour pretends they’re a legitimate massage service, even though most people know they’re not. And the haters will hate, and many have no issue in taking photos of clients going in our out of a venue.
Isn’t that defamation? Yes. But don’t forget most people don’t know or care about the laws, and prosecutions are very rare.
Solution: Be mindful of any negative talk about a parlour that you have visited, or may want to visit. As I mentioned earlier, it’s better to go to an area where you won’t be known if your picture gets unfortunately posted.
9. Don’t be an arsehole - note my Aussie and British spelling and pronunciation
This is really simple, if you get slapped hard or beaten up in a massage parlour as the result of your actions, there is a fair chance you won’t be able to explain how the beating happened to your wife without your lies unravelling.
Parlours can be very hostile places. They exist only for the money, and there’s a lot of it at stake.
Solution: Have your dick acted on, don’t act like a dick. Remember in any business providing sexual services, you are not special - no matter how long you have been a customer and how important you think you are.
10. Your wife is smarter than you think - a lot of the situations I write about above can be sometimes no more than bad management combined with bad luck.
One thing I firmly believe is that if your wife is not suspicious of you, your chances of being caught are significantly less.
But some guys are their own worst enemy, and I’ve seen it first hand.
When I worked in the parlour, few people knew. I was a qualified therapist so friends and family presumed that I was a straight-one-eighty. So, in social circles it’s understandable for people to ask what I did for a living I would naturally say I was a massage therapist.
Male’s reactions to the subject said a lot about them. Even next to their wives I would get asked whether my clients were after happy endings ….. or they would laugh and wink and say stupid things. I always thought that I could tell an at-risk happy ending client from a mile away, and if I could do it, no doubt their wives could too.
My point is, that if you enjoy happy ending massages, go for it. It’s your secret, keep it that way. Having a few pints with your mates and spilling the beans may be fun at the time, but this is how gossip starts. If you think men don’t love idle gossip, you’re kidding yourself.
Hope this helps, leave any comments or questions below and I’m sure I’ll answer them!
Having said that, the police mostly kept out of our way as they had more important issues to deal with.
