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Aquagal said:
I needed a towel. The more he sweated the more nervous or conscientious he got about it. It was a vicious cycle of sweat pouring from him. I think it got late anyhow and yeah...I don't remember him ever calling again.
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Of course he was nervous, the poor guy, he was out with the gorgeous Aquagal!
 
SassySheDevil said:
so men.. When you get such things, assuming some still sneak up, though this could still apply to the reason boner. what do you think of to get it to go away. Provided you can't just cover yourself up.
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work.....what I need to do....later on stuff.....


I can get pretty driven when necessary. ;)
 
SassySheDevil said:
so men.. When you get such things, assuming some still sneak up, though this could still apply to the reason boner. what do you think of to get it to go away. Provided you can't just cover yourself up.
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These days Hillary is good for instant deflation & some serious shrinkage.
 
Aquagal said:
Went out to dinner, which was good. We chatted easily. Then he took me to the local airport to watch the lights and make out. This is where he started sweating profusely. Like soaked back, big rings under his arms, dripping temples. I was amazed. I had to wipe my hands off after touching his clammy hands.

I've no idea why he was so nervous.
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For the Record, Aquagal is a person here I admire tremendously. And this post highlights why. "I've no idea why he was so nervous."

Seriously, I would be nervous as hell with her, because she is amazing. I would be simply AMAZED that she wanted to spend time with me. Even more so, if she wanted to make out with me.
 
SassySheDevil said:
I admit I subscribe to Cosmo and I love their funny jokes, advice, and sex articles. I decided it might be fun to bring some of those here and share with you. The questions will keep this going (If it goes) but I also want to share the humor.

So first. A guy question because I freaking loved this term!!! NARB. I'm totally going to use that. :D

No Apparent Reason Boner...= NARB

So guys... Where is the weirdest place you have gotten a NARB??





Throw in a funny "Did you know".... 40% of guys penile arousal increases when he smells Lavender and Pumpkin pie. :D
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mmmm ... love me some pie ;)

The weirdest place you ask???? not sure there is a weird place for me... my most obvious place to catch a NARB was at the beach while wearing a speedo... no hiding that ;)
 
lakesailer_mi said:
For the Record, Aquagal is a person here I admire tremendously. And this post highlights why. "I've no idea why he was so nervous."

Seriously, I would be nervous as hell with her, because she is amazing. I would be simply AMAZED that she wanted to spend time with me. Even more so, if she wanted to make out with me.
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awww so sweet!!
frmtutanota said:
mmmm ... love me some pie ;)

The weirdest place you ask???? not sure there is a weird place for me... my most obvious place to catch a NARB was at the beach while wearing a speedo... no hiding that ;)
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haha yeah that would be just a little hard to hide. ;)
 
lakesailer_mi said:
For the Record, Aquagal is a person here I admire tremendously. And this post highlights why. "I've no idea why he was so nervous."

Seriously, I would be nervous as hell with her, because she is amazing. I would be simply AMAZED that she wanted to spend time with me. Even more so, if she wanted to make out with me.
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:D

Awww what a lovely thing to come back and read. Thank you, Sailorman. I'm just a goofball full of fun and funny.
 
3 kisses to try tonight.

1- The surprise smooch.

Mid make-out, suck on his tongue firmly for a quick second. The swiftness will surprise him. You'll practically see the thought bubble above him saying "uh, did that just happen?" and the excitement will make him want sex.. like NOW!

2- The Lip Service

Vary the intensity and speed of your make-out eh by playfully nibbling on his lower lip and tugging it towards you. (Key word here... playfully. Don't bite down hard) The little bit of roughness lets him know you're in the mood for an intense romp.

3- The on-the-move xo

Starting at his neck, give him fluttery pecks, varying your kisses on your way down to his boxer briefs. When a girl does something different from the norm or what he is used to, it totally turns them on.
 
Farawyn said:
I need taht. I think I've forgotten it all.
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I will work on that for you now then Fara. That way you can look after football and have something to smile about. I'll help you dry up those tears with sex positions!! ;)
 
So apart from "missionary" , "doggy" and "cowboy", every sex position has been named has it?
Is there an international naming standard?
 
More Cosmo!

Reveal your most embarrassing, ridiculous, What-Was-I-Thinking moments.

If you can, think back to one of those times where you said "Oh My God!!"


Cosmo examples:

Girl- I had just started working at McDonalds and ordered some food on my break. When I went to the cashier to pay, it was the super cute guy. He asked for my number and i blurted out "You want my phone number??" he said "Nah, girl, I just need the number you punch in with"
I was so embarrassed, I almost cried.

Guy- I have a thing for women in buns. It brings out that fantasy that many guys have. I was feeling super brave one morning and walked up to who I thought was a lady in my office I'd seen many times, but had never talked to. I poked her on the back and said "I really like it when you put your hair up in buns" I was so proud of myself for being so bold. Until she turned around and I saw it was a "he" He smiled and said "Thanks dude" I have never walked away from someone so fast in my life. Every time he saw me after that, he smiled. Ugh.
 
I have asked Fara to help me with updating this and I'm sending her the messages and she posted, I hope you will all still partake in this as I expect it to be fun. I will type up some more here in the next couple days. Just needing to take a few steps back from Lit. :rose:
 
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