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I have been saying #15 for YEARS. 69 is probably the worst thing ever. E V E R.

I totally agree with this. I have never liked it. Probably cause I'm so damn short, it just doesn't work out well, but I prefer to look in his eyes when I do my thing. If I am getting eaten, I'm not giving him my best. I'm too busy trying not to bite him if he finds a good spot lol
 
I totally agree with this. I have never liked it. Probably cause I'm so damn short, it just doesn't work out well, but I prefer to look in his eyes when I do my thing. If I am getting eaten, I'm not giving him my best. I'm too busy trying not to bite him if he finds a good spot lol

Interesting. I never really considered the logistics problem with height variations. I'm fairly tall..usually the same height or within a couple of inches of the guy, so that works out well.

I don't love to 69 though. I like to focus on one thing at a time. Too distracting.
 
Interesting. I never really considered the logistics problem with height variations. I'm fairly tall..usually the same height or within a couple of inches of the guy, so that works out well.

I don't love to 69 though. I like to focus on one thing at a time. Too distracting.

I'm 4'11. My husband is 6'2. We don't line up well. Can we make it work? Yes. But it means someone is getting a sore neck/back/body in some way. Typically we can lie on our sides and curl up, but then we look like a circle vs a 6 and 9 lol It's just not pretty/comfortable enough to make it work.

He's even slouching in this one.... But I covered his face.
https://www.***********/s/do3mvfm90xomgs8/SizeDiffC.jpg?dl=0
 
I was in some weird oral mood yesterday. I couldn't stop looking at Oral gifs that were posted elsewhere here on the board, so this seems fitting today.


15. 69ing is terrible and overrated and bad, and let's just ban it already. OK, maybe you like it but IMO, it is terrible and dumb. The whole point of oral sex is that you can just lie there and do nothing while someone else gives you extreme pleasure. 69ing is like if, while getting a professional massage, you had to also file your taxes at the same time. Doesn't that sound like a nightmare to you? Because it is. It would be a nightmare.

Yea 69 is tough, hard to concentrate. I'd rather 1 at a time.

Guy Question for the day.. When it comes to your women.

If your woman could only wear yoga pants or short skirts for the rest of my life, what would you choose for her?

That is a tough choice.
 
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