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SassySheDevil said:
I admit I subscribe to Cosmo and I love their funny jokes, advice, and sex articles. I decided it might be fun to bring some of those here and share with you. The questions will keep this going (If it goes) but I also want to share the humor.

So first. A guy question because I freaking loved this term!!! NARB. I'm totally going to use that. :D

No Apparent Reason Boner...= NARB

So guys... Where is the weirdest place you have gotten a NARB??





Throw in a funny "Did you know".... 40% of guys penile arousal increases when he smells Lavender and Pumpkin pie. :D
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At a boy scout meeting. I was a teen. NARBs come fast furious between 11 and 22. I was at a regular meeting, and well...The Flag Pole rose...:eek:
 
No wonder I like Pumpkin spice lattes!

I have to go with a NARB in church. It was uncomfortable in my dress pants to say the least. The thing wouldn't go down and when we stood up for hymns it killed me. I had to think about when my dog died to get it to shrink!
 
Lol. I heard my older son giving my younger one some advice on the matter once.

"OK dude. Just think about some old wrinkly nuns, or dead puppy roadkill or something else gross. Sometimes that works."
 
Not sure I have a weird NARB location.

Not a fan of Lavende as the oil decrease testosterone. I am totally in love with Pumpkin pie. I just realized I can make enough pumpkin pie to fuck in it. And now I am off to buy a lot of Libby's. LOL
 
lakesailer_mi said:
At a boy scout meeting. I was a teen. NARBs come fast furious between 11 and 22. I was at a regular meeting, and well...The Flag Pole rose...:eek:
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so this is the real reason for the loose pants craze with males???
EroticRomanticMan said:
No wonder I like Pumpkin spice lattes!

I have to go with a NARB in church. It was uncomfortable in my dress pants to say the least. The thing wouldn't go down and when we stood up for hymns it killed me. I had to think about when my dog died to get it to shrink!
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LOL And here I was waiting to see... while having coffee with a certain girl..
beachbaby179 said:
Lol. I heard my older son giving my younger one some advice on the matter once.

"OK dude. Just think about some old wrinkly nuns, or dead puppy roadkill or something else gross. Sometimes that works."
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LMAO that's funny!
 
SassySheDevil said:
So first. A guy question because I freaking loved this term!!! NARB. I'm totally going to use that. :D

No Apparent Reason Boner...= NARB

So guys... Where is the weirdest place you have gotten a NARB??
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That would be at church. I wish I could remember all the details except I do remember the hymnal staying on my lap....;)
 
So apparently when women say to think of Nuns (Or beachbabys son) that only makes the NARB worse. :confused: There are a lot of church replies.
 
SassySheDevil said:
so this is the real reason for the loose pants craze with males???

LOL And here I was waiting to see... while having coffee with a certain girl..

This thread is about No Apparent Reason Boners. I had a perfectly good reason for having one when I had coffee with this "certain" girl!!! :D:rose:
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I sadly cannot really contribute to the woman question. I've been with my husband since I was 16.. There wasn't much "dating" before him. It was just my gf saying "She likes you.. do you like her? Check yes or no on the box" :eek:
 
SassySheDevil said:
I sadly cannot really contribute to the woman question. I've been with my husband since I was 16.. There wasn't much "dating" before him. It was just my gf saying "She likes you.. do you like her? Check yes or no on the box" :eek:
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*passes you a note in the hall before math*
 
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SassySheDevil said:
Ladies... Your worst date ever!!!
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I was set up on a blind date - my hairdresser really wanted me to go out with her brother. After months of her bugging me, I finally agreed to go out to dinner with him.

He showed up at my house and he was sort of cute - if you looked past the fresh road rash injuries on his face and arms. He'd gotten drunk earlier in the day and was car surfing on a friend's car. Apparently he didn't have great balance. He asked if I had any band-aids that he could put on his injuries and he seemed pretty loopy. Despite this, we went to dinner anyways and he was nodding off during the meal due to the concussion that he'd suffered.

I called his sister to come get him.
 
Suz_anne said:
I was set up on a blind date - my hairdresser really wanted me to go out with her brother. After months of her bugging me, I finally agreed to go out to dinner with him.

He showed up at my house and he was sort of cute - if you looked past the fresh road rash injuries on his face and arms. He'd gotten drunk earlier in the day and was car surfing on a friend's car. Apparently he didn't have great balance. He asked if I had any band-aids that he could put on his injuries and he seemed pretty loopy. Despite this, we went to dinner anyways and he was nodding off during the meal due to the concussion that he'd suffered.

I called his sister to come get him.
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Clearly this was their hint that they didn't want you as a customer anymore.


Mine:
I was on an airplane, got a boner right after I finished my business. exited the lavatory and there was a mom fixing her kids shirt at my waist height turns around and just sees it jutting from my pants.
 
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thejabber27 said:
Clearly this was their hint that they didn't want you as a customer anymore.


Mine:
I was on an airplane, got a boner right after I finished my business. exited the lavatory and there was a mom fixing her kids shirt at my waist height turns around and just sees it jutting from my pants.
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... And that's why they call me thejabber!
 
beachbaby179 said:
Lol. I heard my older son giving my younger one some advice on the matter once.

"OK dude. Just think about some old wrinkly nuns, or dead puppy roadkill or something else gross. Sometimes that works."
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I find that solving matrix equations helps...


SassySheDevil said:
so this is the real reason for the loose pants craze with males???
!
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I suspect so, but I still wear blue jeans a lot.

SassySheDevil said:
So apparently when women say to think of Nuns (Or beachbabys son) that only makes the NARB worse. :confused: There are a lot of church replies.
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Nuns can be hot, remember Maria from sound of music....:devil:
And the flying nun...
 
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