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vagrantx said:
What book's this from?

Also, the reason I've had enough of camping is that I was in the army for a stint. On my 20th birthday I awoke in a 1P tent in the forest covered in a layer of snow. Had to Get out of the sleeping bag, out of the tent, half naked, get dressed in sub-freezing temp and then get ready for another day in hell. Never been so cold in my life. Never been camping since.


Where, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is this from? :love:

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Fave book opening, from Erlend Loe's "Doppler":

My father is dead.
And yesterday, I killed an elk.
What can I say? It was either her or me.
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My favorite opening line is Ken Follett’s Pillars of the Earth. “The small boys came early to the hanging.”
 
vagrantx said:
What book's this from?

Also, the reason I've had enough of camping is that I was in the army for a stint. On my 20th birthday I awoke in a 1P tent in the forest covered in a layer of snow. Had to Get out of the sleeping bag, out of the tent, half naked, get dressed in sub-freezing temp and then get ready for another day in hell. Never been so cold in my life. Never been camping since.


Where, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is this from? :love:

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Fave book opening, from Erlend Loe's "Doppler":

My father is dead.
And yesterday, I killed an elk.
What can I say? It was either her or me.
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You and I have a similar experience … though not army related … I went camping on Easter long weekend as a teen with a group of friends. They were hardcore back country campers… I was not. I was only invited because one of the guys wanted to date this girl and her parents wouldn’t let her come if there was only boys going.

We went up the massive mountain hike and set up shop in 2 tents … then it snowed.
We spent the whole day in the tent cuz most of us were not equipped for snow camping and adventure.

The 2nd night one guy who had slept in a spot of water in the boys tent that night came and slept in my tent for night 2 ..
mid-morning I was woken up to the tent collapsing on us from snow. We had to try and dig ourselves out and when we finally got out we were freezing and soaked.

Then it stared raining.

We hiked down and 2 of us ended up with hypothermia.
 
crazychemgirl said:
You and I have a similar experience … though not army related … I went camping on Easter long weekend as a teen with a group of friends. They were hardcore back country campers… I was not. I was only invited because one of the guys wanted to date this girl and her parents wouldn’t let her come if there was only boys going.

We went up the massive mountain hike and set up shop in 2 tents … then it snowed.
We spent the whole day in the tent cuz most of us were not equipped for snow camping and adventure.

The 2nd night one guy who had slept in a spot of water in the boys tent that night came and slept in my tent for night 2 ..
mid-morning I was woken up to the tent collapsing on us from snow. We had to try and dig ourselves out and when we finally got out we were freezing and soaked.

Then it stared raining.

We hiked down and 2 of us ended up with hypothermia.
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I get why I had to do it, but what in the great name of fuck were you doing camping voluntarily during snow season? That sounds absolutely misery, and I'm glad I'm not alone. 😹 Also glad you made it down the mountain!

Bry1313 said:
It was from a contest to write the worst opening line.


https://www.cartalk.com/radio/letter/winners-worst-opening-lines-literature
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I love all of these. ALL OF THEM! Fuck, that's funny!
 
MissLabelled said:
@vagrantx, @SalaciousMonkey22 I'm 3 episodes into The Expanse and holy shit do I ever love love a show that starts with a bang.

I'm about to binge a whole bunch of them now, tested positive for the Covid so me and my couch are about to get real cozy.
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Remember all those two years ago when "I tested positive for Covid" was followed by positive thoughts for your recovery and "oh, god, we all hope you live" and not "oh, lucky! You get to binge TV now!"
 
crazychemgirl said:
For those who go camping (as I’m hoping to this weekend) …

What do you enjoy most about camping? Do you have a favourite place you go? Any memorable things happen?
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My ex...did not camp. Literally the worst weekend I ever spent was "camping" with her and our daughter when she was young. It beat out going to my maternal grandmother's funeral, where the entirety of my father's family spent the weekend around me talking shit about me in German. Not knowing I spoke German. It beat out my Senior Prom weekend, when my girlfriend dumped me the week before, and I couldn't get my tux deposit back. (I put on the tux, dropped acid, and went to the beach.) Worse than all of those. The worst.

I solo backpack, to get the fuck away from everyone.
 
morelikeasong said:
Never seen it. Maybe should add to my list.
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Definitely should add to your list.

It has romance, lots of sex (CW so no nudity but very sexy centric), humor, strong female relationships, music, and dancing. And deals with tough subjects like mental health, race, and gender in a very smart and funny way.


 
lavendersilk said:
That is my retirement plan. 🥰
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I have a buddy who works remotely in IT, as does his wife. They were RV people, so they figured they didn't need to be locked down, so they sold their smaller RVs (two of them), and their house, and bought one they could live in. They travel all over the country, working and playing where they want to, then hit a place with an Internet connection for work. It has worked for them for over five years.
 
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