Sex & Shenanigans

[Lmizzler]

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She will always be a favorite actress.

 

[lavendersilk]

Would you rather attend an orgy that was evenly distributed with men and women or one with more of one gender.. and which gender would you prefer to be in abundance ??

I don't care who is at the orgy as long as I am invited.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd personally like distribution, because of course I want the best of both! Lol.
But seriously, enough tabs for slots and slots for tabs and slots and stuff....

That’s the sexiest talk ever …

Hey baby … put your tab in my slot..

Or is it slot in my tab?


This could make things VERY awkward.


I’ll stick to ranching in my meat pocket.
@Lmizzler

 

[__Nathan1968]

For those who go camping (as I’m hoping to this weekend) …

What do you enjoy most about camping? Do you have a favourite place you go? Any memorable things happen?

Most of my camping is done while motorcycle touring, which I almost always do solo. I love the solitude, quiet, and taking the time to reflect on what matters in life.

I love that time takes on a whole different meaning. After a long day in the saddle, a good dinner cooked over a fire, and a few beers or some wine, what may seem like 1:00 am may only be 9:00 and I’m ready to sleep. I’m usually an early riser anyway, so I love getting up, making my coffee and watching the sun rise as I plan the next leg of my adventure.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'd personally like distribution, because of course I want the best of both! Lol.
But seriously, enough tabs for slots and slots for tabs and slots and stuff....

Technically we have lots of extra “slots” than can be filled … so does that mean we need a lesser ratio of tabs?

 

[Bry1313]

I don't care who is at the orgy as long as I am invited.

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[Bry1313]

Technically we have lots of extra “slots” than can be filled … so does that mean we need a lesser ratio of tabs?

Don’t you need a tab for each slot?

 

[Lmizzler]

That’s the sexiest talk ever …

Hey baby … put your tab in my slot..

Or is it slot in my tab?


This could make things VERY awkward.


I’ll stick to ranching in my meat pocket.
@Lmizzler

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[crazychemgirl]

Don’t you need a tab for each slot?

Not technically … other things can be used as tabs

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I couldn’t help myself.

I’ll have you know ranch has been ruined for me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't care who is at the orgy as long as I am invited.

You’d always be on my orgy guest list

 

[MissLabelled]

Would you rather attend an orgy that was evenly distributed with men and women or one with more of one gender.. and which gender would you prefer to be in abundance ??

Send me to live on the island of Themyscira and I'll live out my life a happy woman.

This is also where I land!

And speaking of tabs and slots, some women have tabs, some have slots, so give me a mix of all these different women and I'm golden

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is also where I land!

And speaking of tabs and slots, some women have tabs, some have slots, so give me a mix of all these different women and I'm golden

100%

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What in the holy hell happened? The name change has confused me.

I feel like a lost child at the grocery store, calling out for @crazychemgirl to come find me but only the weird cashier, @SalaciousMonkey22 is responding to my calls.

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[Bry1313]

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You’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve never done anything wrong

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[aussiegeekygal]

Getting in the car and going back home again

This is quite possibly the best opening sentence to any book I've ever read

https://i.ibb.co/pX7h9yY/PXL-20240514-152939758-MP-2.jpg

 

[Lmizzler]

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Nothing at all my friend. You were just one who I knew could handle the joke.

 

[Bry1313]

This is quite possibly the best opening sentence to any book I've ever read

https://i.ibb.co/pX7h9yY/PXL-20240514-152939758-MP-2.jpg

I’m partial to…….


"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the green sward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"

 

[dawn_of_night]

That’s the sexiest talk ever …

Hey baby … put your tab in my slot..

Or is it slot in my tab?


This could make things VERY awkward.


I’ll stick to ranching in my meat pocket.
@Lmizzler

Please don't bring ranch to my orgy....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don’t you need a tab for each slot?

Well .... There are multiple options....

Tab A and slot A on articles 1 and 2
Tab A and Slot B on articles 1 and 2
Tab A and slot C on articles 1 and 2

Tab A, Slot A and Tab D in slot C .... All on articles 1 and 2.....

I could go on, but I'm tired....

 

[__Nathan1968]

That’s the sexiest talk ever …

Hey baby … put your tab in my slot..

Or is it slot in my tab?


This could make things VERY awkward.


I’ll stick to ranching in my meat pocket.
@Lmizzler

How many slots per Tab? Because I have a case on ice.

 

[vagrantx]

This is quite possibly the best opening sentence to any book I've ever read

What book's this from?

Also, the reason I've had enough of camping is that I was in the army for a stint. On my 20th birthday I awoke in a 1P tent in the forest covered in a layer of snow. Had to Get out of the sleeping bag, out of the tent, half naked, get dressed in sub-freezing temp and then get ready for another day in hell. Never been so cold in my life. Never been camping since.

I’m partial to…….


"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the green sward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"

Where, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is this from?

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Fave book opening, from Erlend Loe's "Doppler":

My father is dead.
And yesterday, I killed an elk.
What can I say? It was either her or me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

There was such a need for hugs yesterday....
I'm just gonna leave this here

 

[Bry1313]

Where, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is this from?

It was from a contest to write the worst opening line.


https://www.cartalk.com/radio/letter/winners-worst-opening-lines-literature

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It was from a contest to write the worst opening line.


https://www.cartalk.com/radio/letter/winners-worst-opening-lines-literature

I miss car talk