Sex & Shenanigans

I'd personally like distribution, because of course I want the best of both! Lol.
But seriously, enough tabs for slots and slots for tabs and slots and stuff....
That’s the sexiest talk ever …

Hey baby … put your tab in my slot..

Or is it slot in my tab?


This could make things VERY awkward.


I’ll stick to ranching in my meat pocket.
@Lmizzler
 
For those who go camping (as I’m hoping to this weekend) …

What do you enjoy most about camping? Do you have a favourite place you go? Any memorable things happen?
Most of my camping is done while motorcycle touring, which I almost always do solo. I love the solitude, quiet, and taking the time to reflect on what matters in life.

I love that time takes on a whole different meaning. After a long day in the saddle, a good dinner cooked over a fire, and a few beers or some wine, what may seem like 1:00 am may only be 9:00 and I’m ready to sleep. I’m usually an early riser anyway, so I love getting up, making my coffee and watching the sun rise as I plan the next leg of my adventure.
 
Would you rather attend an orgy that was evenly distributed with men and women or one with more of one gender.. and which gender would you prefer to be in abundance ??
Send me to live on the island of Themyscira and I'll live out my life a happy woman.
This is also where I land!

And speaking of tabs and slots, some women have tabs, some have slots, so give me a mix of all these different women and I'm golden
 
This is quite possibly the best opening sentence to any book I've ever read

https://i.ibb.co/pX7h9yY/PXL-20240514-152939758-MP-2.jpg
I’m partial to…….


"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the green sward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"
 
This is quite possibly the best opening sentence to any book I've ever read
What book's this from?

Also, the reason I've had enough of camping is that I was in the army for a stint. On my 20th birthday I awoke in a 1P tent in the forest covered in a layer of snow. Had to Get out of the sleeping bag, out of the tent, half naked, get dressed in sub-freezing temp and then get ready for another day in hell. Never been so cold in my life. Never been camping since.

I’m partial to…….


"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the green sward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"
Where, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck is this from? :love:

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Fave book opening, from Erlend Loe's "Doppler":

My father is dead.
And yesterday, I killed an elk.
What can I say? It was either her or me.
 
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