Sex & Shenanigans

The first time you got them, you opened them while we were sitting in your black mini van in the driveway of your house on Roosevelt. There was no one else just us. I will die on this hill...especially since I don't remember the time with everyone in the Salon.
Lol, that does sound like us 🤣 However, there was the salon as well. We should consult Stella and her file-o-fax memory for this kind of stuff!
 
I'm off work, but it doesn't stop Tuesday being the dullest of all days.
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
 
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
So neither lets me come? Seems about right 😂
 
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
You have a way with words..
 
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
Wow. You've got to turn that frown upside down. At least cum before you're head gets cut off, that's the kind thing to do.
 
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
I am intrigued of how you would explain Wednesday thru Friday now.....🤔😘🤣
 
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
You and I have very different days of the week.
 
My explanation of Monday and Tuesday…

Monday will stoke your cock until you are hard and ready and just when you are about to cum monday will slit your throat …

Tuesday is only marginally better… Tuesday will whisper sweet nothings in your ear about titty Tuesday and tacos … and ghen proceed to give you a phenomenal blow job but while you are distracted Tuesday will cut your head off with a machete.
Sung to the tune of "Calendar Girl," by Niel Sedaka...
 
Really? Everyone I know watched it. The shows she's produced have been really good too. Sex Life of College Girls and Never Have I ever.

Very few people I know were into the show. When it got canceled, it at least had enough fan base for them to bring it to Hulu.

I've seen Sex Life of College Girls. It wasn't bad, but it was a very different vibe. That show was geared much more towards women than men, so it didn't resonate with me so much.
 
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