Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Lol, that's not a thing, @Mr_bogey is my insomnia chat buddy. Guy is up at ungodly hours of the night!

Because he naps now

 

[MindYaBitness]

Because he naps now

Oh the luxury of being semi-retired. I was pissed when I was a kid and found out I had to work my entire life to be retired. I thought tinkering in your wood shop & working all day in the garden like my Great Grandad was a viable career option

 

[Mr_bogey]

Because he naps now

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you ever just put vinegar in regular milk in a pinch?

I have, but I prefer to let the buttermilk get about fourteen days past the use by date. It balances perfectly.

Edit-- Sorry, misread. No, not for my Granma's buttermilk pancakes. No buttermilk, then I use a different recipe.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don't know why I read this as "pick a non-sexual food to sexualize," but that's what I did.
All I could think of was a sloppy joe sandwich.
"Get this saucy meat in your mouth and make it messy."

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on guard

En garde!

Ok … speaking of traumatizing links. What is something recently that has given you the ick?

Definitely the vagankle

I’m eating here when I’m in London

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Brilliant So much better than a sushi conveyor belt!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Umm... you seem to have given this a great deal of thought....

Are you really surprised?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ma’am, that is NOT cheese!











Ughhh…I can work with 10, but it’s really more like 12…then my “if only they weren’t married” list is another 5 3-5 at once could be fun

Honestly though, I’d be insanely happy with just 1 in particular

Yes, my original list was far shorter as well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn…I must be on all the shy people’s lists or something

Yes, I'm shy...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We were a bit whorish today.

I blame long weekends.

It’s the time of year. People get extra randy in the spring.

I definitely qualify. I've showed every part of my body and voice on here. I helicocktered, I showed , I showed some eggplant here and there. Even my elbows, which I hate

Wait! I missed your elbows?!

I didn't ask for that.

Take your punishment like a good girl

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ugh. Stupid insomnia.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ugh. Stupid insomnia.
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I hate it when clowns eat me!

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ugh. Stupid insomnia.
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Have you tried drinking heavily?

 

[UnquietDreams]

And that is half the battle...

What's the other half?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I hate it when clowns eat me!

Gets makeup on your thighs?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I hate it when clowns eat me!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[BrendaBear]

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Oh thanks! That’s what I need to see before I fall asleep.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh thanks! That’s what I need to see before I fall asleep.

Come on, it's Tim Curry! That has to count for something...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Almost a third of the way to 4000 already

So…next ceremony in about 2-3 weeks?

Oh, I'm not fair at sex at all. I finish first EVERY time! I always win!

Now that’s just rude! Considering most women can have more than 1 O (and I can go dozens more than that) if a guy doesn’t give me at least 3 before he “finishes” I consider him lazy and/or selfish and he probably won’t get another shot

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Don’t say I don’t do anything for you.

That’s still not real cheese

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/variations-on-a-theme.1591930/page-371#post-98592946

I’m not going to click that. I’m not going to click that. I’m not going to click that. I’m not going to click that. I’m not going to click that. I’m not going to click that. I’m not going to click that.

 

[BrendaBear]

Come on, it's Tim Curry! That has to count for something...

Even worse!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yo @Lord Pmann

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My lance is filthy. It's going to need a real deep cleaning lmao

I really need to change my title again lol

Eww

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#cockblockinallday

Too late, you asked everyone which 5 Litsters they’d fuck, there’s no putting that genie back in the bottle!

I thought that was hips?

Anyway as if anyone had the slightest doubt. It’s @Indie and her far more than cute butt so there.

I, for one, am shocked! SHOCKED, I tells ya!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean, I could open up a slot for you

Ooh baby, you say all the right words!

Live look at @crazychemgirl opening up a slot:

And of course, clean mine and I will clean yours...

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Sir, that is NOT how you clean a pussy. Don’t you know they’re supposed to be licked?!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ugh. Stupid insomnia.
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Let me introduce you to my good friend, the gummy
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[Kitty_so_frisky]

They don't call me The Thinker of Lit for nothing.



Does Bill Clinton love a good intern?

That's ok, lol. I didn't have anywhere else to go with it. You find a friend and you have a wank with them. Sometimes it's more fun than being alone

I can't imagine calling up @TigerLilly4U and being like, "hey girl, wanna flick our beans together?"

Wasn’t there talk a couple months ago on the sex toy review thread about organizing a Lit Lovense orgy?