Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

You should be so lucky!!!!

Your emoji is broken.

 

[Bry1313]

Or at all.

Why are you awake?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why are you awake?

I just had a wank.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why are you awake?

Why are YOU awake?

 

[AuntieDisco]

There's no money in this job, Madame Treasurer. It's just kind of a status thing.

What kind of cheap committee are you running?

No, no. We want to do this the right way. The couch has been disinfected for your safety.

Does that mean you were able to get your cum stains off it?

 

[Bry1313]

Why are YOU awake?

Because I’m younger than Bogey so it’s not my bedtime

 

[Wand3rlust]

Because I’m younger than Bogey so it’s not my bedtime

OK. You can have another 15 mins.

 

[jason28053]

I just had a wank.

A wee wank?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Because I’m younger than Bogey so it’s not my bedtime

Lol, that's not a thing, @Mr_bogey is my insomnia chat buddy. Guy is up at ungodly hours of the night!

 

[Lord Pmann]

What kind of cheap committee are you running?

Does that mean you were able to get your cum stains off it?

It's default and me. As our treasurer, I will let you in on a little secret (earmuffs, everybody but default and AD)... this committee is just so default and I are privy to a lot of whoring. It isn't as benevolent as the others think.

Because I’m younger than Bogey so it’s not my bedtime

This comment makes me happy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

A wee wank?

Why does it have to be wee? No one wants a wee wank. The goal is an earth shattering, bombastic wank, no? Just me? Okay, then.

 

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[jason28053]

Why does it have to be wee? No one wants a wee wank. The goal is an earth shattering, bombastic wank, no? Just me? Okay, then.

why do the Brits say “keep a stiff upper lip” ?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

why do the Brits say “keep a stiff upper lip” ?

That's when things get crusty when you fall asleep without washing up first.

 

[Amanda330]

Why does it have to be wee? No one wants a wee wank. The goal us an earth shattering, bombastic wank, no? Just me? Okay, then.

Um no. Not just you. I want earth shattering.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's default and me. As our treasurer, I will let you in on a little secret (earmuffs, everybody but default and AD)... this committee is just so default and I are privy to a lot of whoring. It isn't as benevolent as the others think.

Just use white font, it's like the invisible ink of this website. Studies show it works 5x better than earmuffs. You really let our trade secrets out to the world, there

 

[MindYaBitness]

Um no. Not just you. I want earth shattering.

Right? If you're going solo, go for the gold!

 

[Wand3rlust]

A wee wank?

I'm not @Daisy_Love

 

[AuntieDisco]

It's default and me. As our treasurer, I will let you in on a little secret (earmuffs, everybody but default and AD)... this committee is just so default and I are privy to a lot of whoring. It isn't as benevolent as the others think.

Then you really don’t need a treasurer.

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[Lord Pmann]

Just use white font, it's like the invisible ink of this website. Studies show it works 5x better than earmuffs. You really let our trade secrets out to the world, there

I see. You are wise beyond your years, mate. To be fair, I wasn't getting a lot of hits on our plan. Only 6 people sent me their chats.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Did you not feel it your side of the pond?


Shame...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Right? If you're going solo, go for the gold!

Not just if you're solo, do it with a friend, too. Or a group of friends

 

[BrendaBear]

…The goal is an earth shattering, bombastic wank…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/v7qdOWbLen8AAAAC/lauren-hill-preach.gif

 

[jason28053]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/v7qdOWbLen8AAAAC/lauren-hill-preach.gif

What’s the other hand doing

 

[Wand3rlust]

Right - I've got to be up in 4 hours.

Nite.