Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I see. You are wise beyond your years, mate. To be fair, I wasn't getting a lot of hits on our plan. Only 6 people sent me their chats.

Only 6 so far...

 

[jason28053]

Right - I've got to be up in 4 hours.

Nite.

Night

 

[BrendaBear]

What’s the other hand doing

A lady never tells…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Not just if you're solo, do it with a friend, too. Or a group of friends

Well, with someone else, it's guaranteed, no? If it weren't I wouldn't be sleeping with them there's a cover charge for entrance to this discoteca!

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, with someone else, it's guaranteed, no? If it weren't I wouldn't be sleeping with them there's a cover charge for entrance to this discoteca!

Exactly!!! You must pick wisely!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Exactly!!! You must pick wisely!

Luckily, as vanilla AF as my partner is, he always takes care of me first

 

[RaineDrops]

No. God, no. Don't trust us with that. Trust us with the whoring only

Well that makes me feel a lot better.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well that makes me feel a lot better.

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[MindYaBitness]

Not just if you're solo, do it with a friend, too. Or a group of friends

Sorry... I'm terribly literal, took me a moment to get what you were saying...
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[dawn_of_night]

Luckily, as vanilla AF as my partner is, he always takes care of me first

And that is half the battle...

 

[Nightbird]

And that is half the battle...

G I JOE

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sorry... I'm terribly literal, took me a moment to get what you were saying...

That's ok, lol. I didn't have anywhere else to go with it. You find a friend and you have a wank with them. Sometimes it's more fun than being alone

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's ok, lol. I didn't have anywhere else to go with it. You find a friend and you have a wank with them. Sometimes it's more fun than being alone

I can't imagine calling up @TigerLilly4U and being like, "hey girl, wanna flick our beans together?"

 

[HeavyBalls]

And that is half the battle...

The other half is equal parts red and blue lasers...

 

[dawn_of_night]

The other half is equal parts red and blue lasers...

True... I think?

 

[BrendaBear]

I can't imagine calling up @TigerLilly4U and being like, "hey girl, wanna flick our beans together?"

oh Tig, you crack me up!!!

 

[jason28053]

I can't imagine calling up @TigerLilly4U and being like, "hey girl, wanna flick our beans together?"

I hear but I’m not opposed to this

 

[HeavyBalls]

I can't imagine calling up @TigerLilly4U and being like, "hey girl, wanna flick our beans together?"

*cries in the corner....

My poor innocent sensibilities...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's late and I'm tired. Have a great night, folks! Enjoy your Kabooming Communal Bean-flicking.

 

[HeavyBalls]

It's late and I'm tired. Have a great night, folks! Enjoy your Kabooming Communal Bean-flicking.

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[Mr_bogey]

It's default and me. As our treasurer, I will let you in on a little secret (earmuffs, everybody but default and AD)... this committee is just so default and I are privy to a lot of whoring. It isn't as benevolent as the others think.




This comment makes me happy.

Who is gonna tuck you in old man?

I'll tag you later so you can find it in the morning or you can ask your caregiver for help.

 

[MindYaBitness]

*cries in the corner....

My poor innocent sensibilities...

¡Ay, pobrecito! I'm so sorry I've disillusioned you!

 

[HeavyBalls]

¡Ay, pobrecito! I'm so sorry I've disillusioned you!

*giggles

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who is gonna tuck you in old man?

I'll tag you later so you can find it in the morning or you can ask your caregiver for help.

Brrrrrr.

Welcome back, bogey!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Brrrrrr.

Welcome back, bogey!

TY