Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

Goddamn it, I love the way you think

They don't call me The Thinker of Lit for nothing.

Can I be the treasurer?!

Does Bill Clinton love a good intern?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can I be the treasurer?!

Please submit your application/resume at your earliest convenience

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

They don't call me The Thinker of Lit for nothing.

What happened to the 'darling of?'

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hmmm I don’t recall you sending them to me, either. Maybe you should refresh my memory

Right?! I sent her a get well boobs video and birthday boobs pic too

I just had to kill a giant wasp in my kids’ playroom while maintaining my own composure so I didn’t spread panic.



Can I be done for today? Just… done

Yikes! A wasp got into my living room a couple weeks or so ago too, and my kitchen last year! My roommates leave the patio and balcony doors open regularly without making sure the screens are closed all the way

 

[Lord Pmann]

Please submit your application/resume at your earliest convenience

We have a nice couch where we conduct our interviews.

What happened to the 'darling of?'

I am still The Darling of Lit. I can't remember who gave me that name. (it was me)

 

[BrendaBear]

Well done today you pervs!

You looked pretty well done today…

 

[AuntieDisco]

Does Bill Clinton love a good intern?

I’m guessing that’s a creepy yes?

 

[AuntieDisco]

Please submit your application/resume at your earliest convenience

Yeah I would totally not skim the money and run off

 

[Wand3rlust]

They don't call me The Thinker of Lit for nothing.

Or at all.

 

[AuntieDisco]

We have a nice couch where we conduct our interviews.

I don’t mind a zoom interview, please don’t trouble yourself

 

[Amanda330]

Don’t lie … you can be honest in here. we all know it’s for yourself. This is a friendly bunch. Welcoming and ready to accept willing whores.

I feel so loved.

 

[RaineDrops]

You know, I think you and I should probably form some kind of whoring review committee for the safety of this place.

Yes. We look forward to trusting you with our safety.

 

[lavendersilk]

They don't call me The Thinker of Lit for nothing.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yes. We look forward to trusting you with our safety.

No. God, no. Don't trust us with that. Trust us with the whoring only

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes. We look forward to trusting you with our safety.

What? @Lord Pmann is a stick! Trust him with safety?

 

[BrendaBear]

… Trust us with the whoring only

Um… we do whoring quite well already…

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m guessing that’s a creepy yes?

Correct. A very creepy yes.

Yeah I would totally not skim the money and run off

There's no money in this job, Madame Treasurer. It's just kind of a status thing.

Or at all.

This is definitely a good point.

I don’t mind a zoom interview, please don’t trouble yourself

No, no. We want to do this the right way. The couch has been disinfected for your safety.

Yes. We look forward to trusting you with our safety.

Default and I are more than happy to make sure that everyone is safe. But that's why we must review all whoring, to ensure it's done in a safe manner. And AuntieDisco can do whatever it is that she does as treasurer to ensure you are safe. Send her your credit card details or something.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Um… we do whoring quite well already…

Damn, and here I was thinking I was cornering a niche market

 

[Lord Pmann]

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You are my new best friend.

 

[lavendersilk]

You are my new best friend.

I didn't ask for that.

 

[BrendaBear]

I didn't ask for that.

If you need repellant… put on Birkenstocks.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I didn't ask for that.

Don't worry, it's April Fools.

 

[RaineDrops]

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Are you the one who has been encouraging him all this time?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I didn't ask for that.

You should be so lucky!!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

If you need repellant… put on Birkenstocks.

I used to own a pair.