Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Thanks for the out loud chuckle at work.

+10 points.

Sweet!
I'm assuming this works like the prizes at Chuck E. Cheese or something like that.
I'm gonna save my points and try to get the Super Soaker. Only 39,990 to go!

 

[Amanda330]

I'm ready to leave when you are!

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I'm ready right now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m telling ya.

And she is mad at me for not keeping up.

It’s because you’re supposed to be “pretending” to work and not actually working.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm sick today... I'm trying!!

I’m sorry hun… being sick sucks.

 

[Taegul]

Ok, so as part of my ongoing semi-joke about loving pineapple, I recently took a very naked and naughty picture featuring a pineapple that I thought about using as a new AV. Let me know what you think.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I'm sick today... I'm trying!!

Come have some soup.

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[vagrantx]

I'm ready right now.

Crap, I, uh... That usually never works. Now what!? Help!
All I have is cheesy openers!

 

[Amanda330]

Ok, so as part of my ongoing semi-joke about loving pineapple, I recently took a very naked and naughty picture featuring a pineapple that I thought about using as a new AV. Let me know what you think.

Rude. Just fucking rude.

If there's really a pic, please pm it to me. Thank you.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Crap, I, uh... That usually never works. Now what!? Help!
All I have is cheesy openers!

Psst. She loves to be tied up and spanked while she begs for more cheese.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

My fabulous shoes, I'd line them up in clear cases with gallery lighting & post videos of me lovingly polishing & cleaning them

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve seen both
Are you ovulating by chance ?

Come have some soup.

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Uhm… I prefer my soup with less pubes. Ideally zero. Thanks.

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, so as part of my ongoing semi-joke about loving pineapple, I recently took a very naked and naughty picture featuring a pineapple that I thought about using as a new AV. Let me know what you think.

I knew. But I still clicked.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve seen both
Are you ovulating by chance ?

I don’t recall sending you naked boobs…

 

[Lmizzler]

It’s because you’re supposed to be “pretending” to work and not actually working.

Clearly I haven’t worked hard this afternoon.

I mean, I was hard, but not working. I mean, it’s not work for me to get hard. Shoot. I mean, should it be this much work to pretend to be hard. Fuck. I mean….
I’m hardly working

 

[crazychemgirl]

I knew. But I still clicked.

Same girl, same.

Very disappointed, I really love pineapple.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sweet!
I'm assuming this works like the prizes at Chuck E. Cheese or something like that.
I'm gonna save my points and try to get the Super Soaker. Only 39,990 to go!

Jack honey, I think you'd get even more points if you are using or at least showing your "super soaker"... Just sayin'...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Clearly I haven’t worked hard this afternoon.

I mean, I was hard, but not working. I mean, it’s not work for me to get hard. Shoot. I mean, should it be this much work to pretend to be hard. Fuck. I mean….
I’m hardly working

You WERE hard, eh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Jack honey, I think you'd get even more points if you are using or at least showing your "super soaker"... Just sayin'...

*refers @Whiskeyjack to the Helicockers thread

 

[jason28053]

I don’t recall sending you naked boobs…

Sniffing too many chemicals? Oh wait, that’s me. Also, both refers to eyes

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sniffing too many chemicals? Oh wait, that’s me. Also, both refers to eyes

Nice failed back peddle

 

[morelikeasong]

I don’t recall sending you naked boobs…

Hmmm I don’t recall you sending them to me, either. Maybe you should refresh my memory

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm I don’t recall you sending them to me, either. Maybe you should refresh my memory

Hmmm… I should work on that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t wait for the AV gods to fulfil my destiny

 

[vagrantx]

Hmmm I don’t recall you sending them to me, either. Maybe you should refresh my memory

Is... is there a sign up sheet somewhere?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Uhm… I prefer my soup with less pubes. Ideally zero. Thanks.

Zero? Okay. I'll make it fresh again. I'll probably shower too.