Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

No, you obviously haven't see @crazychemgirl 's gorgeous green eyes or AMAZING tits. In fact, my top five ten are all ladies on here who make this straight girl become full on lesbian when I'm ovulating bi-curious

I’ve seen both
Are you ovulating by chance ?

 

[vagrantx]

In fact, my top five ten are all ladies on here who make this straight girl become full on lesbian when I'm ovulating bi-curious

Just sitting here, waiting for your orientation to bend under pressure.

To quote the great @NRJLIVES4ever ... Sup?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why? Just because we all want to bang you like a Todd Rundgren song??

(substitute "ChemGirl" for "Drum" in the lyrics)

Yes, this was all a ruse to feed my ego.


Pretty soon it’s gonna rival the size of Jupiter

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

There she goes.
Where will her journey take her next? Will she escape the hand? We'll never know.
Only one thing is for certain.
This experience has left her forever changed.

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/7b2ba380-fb7d-4c9f-9b32-b5c7a262202a/dfupegn-bffb2b2e-76b4-4153-928b-35a02148e902.gif?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzdiMmJhMzgwLWZiN2QtNGM5Zi05YjMyLWI1YzdhMjYyMjAyYVwvZGZ1cGVnbi1iZmZiMmIyZS03NmI0LTQxNTMtOTI4Yi0zNWEwMjE0OGU5MDIuZ2lmIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.7Ulvwh3_v18OfGAArhxW5rW2XyU8hLAjJAVsl6IRoK0

This GIF hits so hard today in the automotive world. Deadmau5 did this wrap on his Ferrari years ago and they Cease & Desisted him. Now Porsche is trying this on a really well known Porsche modifier

 

[crazychemgirl]

Because...

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https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fc.tenor.com%2F7qjpqDny75QAAAAM%2Fwere-perverts-see.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=4d441311f79e9eb40cc524b3a0cbc1acf654798dd9d502955e60b6dcd4336d4e&ipo=images

Yes, yes I am.

 

[MindYaBitness]

To quote the great @NRJLIVES4ever ... Sup?

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdmdhZmdwZ29idGF4NzVpbTh1cXpweG93eWZwaTlxMnloaDZkbHpldSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/d7fvcrPydrDIVDRkim/giphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

No, you obviously haven't see @crazychemgirl 's gorgeous green eyes or AMAZING tits. In fact, my top five ten are all ladies on here who make this straight girl become full on lesbian when I'm ovulating bi-curious

Wait... you mean... I just thought you wouldn't ever be... awww maaaaaan!!!!!!

 

[vagrantx]

This GIF hits so hard today in the automotive world. Deadmau5 did this wrap on his Ferrari years ago and they Cease & Desisted him. Now Porsche is trying this on a really well known Porsche modifier

I know less about cars than I know about solving rubiks cubes. Which is, I understand the basic principles, but, why would anyone ever find them enjoyable? :X

So... uh, what? Wrap? I'm so confused.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness.

 

[lavendersilk]

I take requests. I do great omelettes, and my buttermilk pancakes are outstanding, but you need to let the buttermilk go sour, so I need a couple weeks notice.

Have you ever just put vinegar in regular milk in a pinch?

 

[BrendaBear]

This GIF hits so hard today in the automotive world. Deadmau5 did this wrap on his Ferrari years ago and they Cease & Desisted him. Now Porsche is trying this on a really well known Porsche modifier

https://media1.tenor.com/m/heD4aayNSXUAAAAC/huh.gif

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

And it’s fake and processed and tastes terrible and should be banned.



There goes my teachers pet award

 

[crazychemgirl]

I know less about cars than I know about solving rubiks cubes. Which is, I understand the basic principles, but, why would anyone ever find them enjoyable? :X

So... uh, what? Wrap? I'm so confused.

Yes… yes to all of this.

 

[PassionatePanther]

Have you ever just put vinegar in regular milk in a pinch?

I love when my alt speaks my mind

 

[BrendaBear]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

Wait... I you getting some royalties or something from whenever you post this gif or someone re-posts it?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

Your cheese as in cheese made from your milk?

I mean, I ate the top slice earlier.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And it’s fake and processed and tastes terrible and should be banned.



There goes my teachers pet award

Pick your own damn item!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

You've gone too far...

Also, this.

 

[Wand3rlust]

10 fucking pages?

Mental.

*shakes head*

 

[vagrantx]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?

Spice!!
In my palm.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Spice!!
In my palm.

View attachment 2333743

That might make some men feel inadequate..
just sayin.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, this was all a ruse to feed my ego.


Pretty soon it’s gonna rival the size of Jupiter

https://media1.tenor.com/m/J8FywupEXE8AAAAC/i%27m-okay-with-that-scarlet-rose-stallone.gif

 

[Taegul]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

If you want him to join the thread, why not just tag Pmann instead of trying to summon him in these roundabout ways?

 

[lavendersilk]

Spice!!
In my palm.

View attachment 2333743

They have that in Sweden? God bless America...

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742