Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

An excellent list sirpecker

It is! I could be greedy and easily make a second.... and still leave out people...

 

[Amanda330]

Are we still talking about ice-cream? Just checking.

Umm. Yep. Yes. Why wouldn't you think that?
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[BrendaBear]

Here you go emoji-hungry fuckers.

There you go... dicking around again....

 

[lavendersilk]

You're on my list now.

Thank you, love.

 

[Cat]

Since SOMEONE (@crazychemgirl ) is trying to shame us guys..... my list....
@PlanetaryNebula
@Tigobitties98
@Cat
@MedicalMuse
@Amanda330

.... ? .... What.. Who.. why am I mentioned here?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Umm. Yep. Yes. Why wouldn't you think that?
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Because...

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[Mav Unlimited]

There you go... dicking around again....

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Taegul]

Let's be honest here. How could I ever pick 5 when the only two ladies I've ever loved still live rent-free in my head now and forever.

@TotallyNotTaegul
@Brianna38

Hmm, I wonder why tagging Brianna doesn't work. So strange...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

.... ? .... What.. Who.. why am I mentioned here?

Name 5 litsters you’d fuck given the chance

^^^

 

[vagrantx]

.... ? .... What.. Who.. why am I mentioned here?

You have been chosen! A cosmic hand, reaching through time to pluck you like a seed to plant next to @SirConradPeckereye. Apparently.

The universe is intricate in it's machinations. Do not try to unravel it, just accept.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You have been chosen! A cosmic hand, reaching through time to pluck you like a seed to plant next to @SirConradPeckereye. Apparently.

The universe is intricate in it's machinations. Do not try to unravel it, just accept.

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[Cat]

^^^

You have been chosen! A cosmic hand, reaching through time to pluck you like a seed to plant next to @SirConradPeckereye. Apparently.

The universe is intricate in it's machinations. Do not try to unravel it, just accept.

Brilliant!!

Well... Carry on, I will see myself out again.

 

[vagrantx]

Brilliant!!

Well... Carry on, I will see myself out again.

There she goes.
Where will her journey take her next? Will she escape the hand? We'll never know.
Only one thing is for certain.
This experience has left her forever changed.

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[UnquietDreams]

11th place again

You were 7th on both of mine if that makes you feel better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In no order

Sleep With:
@crazychemgirl
@BrendaD
@dawn_of_night
@vagrantx
@MissLabelled

Fuck like there was no tomorrow, and the next day didn't look good either
@Indie
@morelikeasong
@PlanetaryNebula
@Kitty_so_frisky (with the Santa hat)
@Amanda330

Everyone else is 6th on each list.

If we’re just sleeping.. will you let me smother you if you start to snore?

And also … if you survive the night, what’s for breakfast?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Brilliant!!

Well... Carry on, I will see myself out again.

I love being blessed with a drive by … you’re welcome anytime here darling.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see most of you are gunning for teachers pet award today .. lol

 

[jason28053]

I see most of you are gunning for teachers pet award today .. lol

All except for Bry?

 

[UnquietDreams]

If we’re just sleeping.. will you let me smother you if you start to snore?

And also … if you survive the night, what’s for breakfast?

I take requests. I do great omelettes, and my buttermilk pancakes are outstanding, but you need to let the buttermilk go sour, so I need a couple weeks notice.

 

[Bbl87]

I ain't doin' no list.

Don't wanna get Han Soloed again.

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[BrendaBear]

I see most of you are gunning for teachers pet award today .. lol

Why? Just because we all want to bang you like a Todd Rundgren song??

(substitute "ChemGirl" for "Drum" in the lyrics)

 

[crazychemgirl]

I take requests. I do great omelettes, and my buttermilk pancakes are outstanding, but you need to let the buttermilk go sour, so I need a couple weeks notice.

I love how you completely glossed over the part about murder.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I see most of you are gunning for teachers pet award today .. lol

I won't publish my list as it would break the internet, but you know that you are at the very top of it!

 

[jason28053]

I won't publish my list as it would break the internet, but you know that you are at the very top of it!

Yes! Wait that’s wasn’t me?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes! Wait that’s wasn’t me?

No, you obviously haven't see @crazychemgirl 's gorgeous green eyes or AMAZING tits. In fact, my top five ten are all ladies on here who make this straight girl become full on lesbian when I'm ovulating bi-curious