Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My lance is filthy. It's going to need a real deep cleaning lmao

I really need to change my title again lol

It’s dirty? … uhm….


Uhm….


Maybe NOT the pickup line you think it is.

 

[Taegul]

It’s dirty? … uhm….


Uhm….


Maybe NOT the pickup line you think it is.

Yeah, I was thinking about that angle when typing lol. But I just had to work the deep cleaning comment in there.

 

[jason28053]

My lance is filthy. It's going to need a real deep cleaning lmao

I really need to change my title again lol

Let me guess, Sir, Lancealot

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, I was thinking about that angle when typing lol. But I just had to work the deep cleaning comment in there.

You could change your tagline to “chemgirl is awesome”


Just sayin.

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, I was thinking about that angle when typing lol. But I just had to work the deep cleaning comment in there.

How about it needs a really deep polishing? Lol. That way it doesn't sound like you'll give chlamydia?

 

[jason28053]

How about it needs a really deep polishing? Lol. That way it doesn't sound like you'll give chlamydia?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about it needs a really deep polishing? Lol. That way it doesn't sound like you'll give chlamydia?

I mean, to me it still sounds like rubbing something until it “buffs” the top layer off. Which is probably not the outcome he is hoping for.

 

[Taegul]

How about it needs a really deep polishing? Lol. That way it doesn't sound like you'll give chlamydia?

Yeah, but doesn't that imply I have stains on my pole? I mean, it's a tough sell either way, right?

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, but doesn't that imply I have stains on my pole? I mean, it's a tough sell either way, right?

I'll be extremely thorough, just don't give me vd. Lol

 

[jason28053]

I'll be extremely thorough, just don't give me vd. Lol

And by VD, she does mean venereal disease

 

[Taegul]

I'll be extremely thorough, just don't give me vd. Lol

Gimmie a sec. I gotta run the proposal by my lawyers...

 

[crazychemgirl]

#cockblockinallday

 

[dawn_of_night]

It seems it, I’m jealous i spent all day in the car

Me too that was opportune road head time

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?


Like… here is my cheese. It’s soft, and it melts so nicely … it oozes on your tongue with warm deliciousness. View attachment 2333742

My bass guitar.

 

[morelikeasong]

My bass guitar.

Yes. That will work on me.

 

[jason28053]

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#cockblockinallday

What’s green and smells like Miss Piggy?

 

[Wand3rlust]

And another 8 pages.
I'm off. I'll be back when you've all slowed down a bit

*leaves*

 

[Amanda330]

Gimmie a sec. I gotta run the proposal by my lawyers...

What proposal? I thought I was just squiring for you? Or is that knight speak for wife who does all the cleaning... Even of your own dirty pole?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Click at your own risk.




Seriously … I warned you.




Don’t hate on me after the fact.




I promise it’s funny.




Still not my fault if you’re traumatized.



Ok here it is.




Are you ready?



Click Me

 

[Taegul]

What proposal? I thought I was just squiring for you? Or is that knight speak for wife who does all the cleaning... Even of your own dirty pole?

No, it's an actual lawyer. Now he's saying something about, "If the cock pocket doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

Ya know what? I think this lawyer is smoking crack. He's fired!

You're hired, Amanda! Oh, I'm sorry...Squire Amanda. When can you start?

 

[morelikeasong]

Click at your own risk.




Seriously … I warned you.




Don’t hate on me after the fact.




I promise it’s funny.




Still not my fault if you’re traumatized.



Ok here it is.




Are you ready?



Click Me

https://media1.giphy.com/media/pgY62hMzLdQ2c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d71z1twsx4amlqt9bpq7ujh911iz8k5ew62nksg5ya&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/pgY62hMzLdQ2c/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d71z1twsx4amlqt9bpq7ujh911iz8k5ew62nksg5ya&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

+20 points

 

[Amanda330]

No, it's an actual lawyer. Now he's saying something about, "If the cock pocket doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

Ya know what? I think this lawyer is smoking crack. He's fired!

You're hired, Amanda! Oh, I'm sorry...Squire Amanda. When can you start?

My cock pocket is made for poles of all sizes.

Anytime, ummm what do I call you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

And another 8 pages.
I'm off. I'll be back when you've all slowed down a bit

*leaves*

No. No no… come back!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

My bass guitar.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/bohSNcK5fDQAAAAC/huh-saturday-night-live.gif
...bass guitar??