Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Ah hell no. I'm still dealing with the legal and financial ramifications of the last person whose eye I poked out.

#humblebrag

 

[BrendaBear]

Tuna! Duh!!

I've been on Lit too much... I can't believe I typed that and then giggled like a kindergartner over it.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok … if you had to pick a non-sexual object to sexualize .. what would it be and how would you showcase it to entice others?

I don't know why I read this as "pick a non-sexual food to sexualize," but that's what I did.
All I could think of was a sloppy joe sandwich.
"Get this saucy meat in your mouth and make it messy."

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Is turning you on?

I guess I succeeded @crazychemgirl

You don't need to use an emoji to turn me on.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, so as part of my ongoing semi-joke about loving pineapple, I recently took a very naked and naughty picture featuring a pineapple that I thought about using as a new AV. Let me know what you think.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2U0a2pvMmJjem1ld2ExajQ2NW42NTUzYzRpa3Brdjl2MG56OTFoMSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/WnASSamUAUJzeGw3GD/giphy.gif

 

[Mav Unlimited]

If this is your answer to the "What Food Would You Sexualize?" question, it's absolutely working for me.

No, but whatever works for you sir

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Shit... it was supposed to be food?

Nope - I misread the prompt. It can be any object.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Better than cheese?

You’d rather eat pube stew than cheese?

That is the easiest question I've ever been asked.
Yes.

 

[Amanda330]

You gotta be pro at jousting, if ya know what I mean.

So, is there like a... ummm... a jousting tournament somewhere that you all take part in?

 

[morelikeasong]

Ah hell no. I'm still dealing with the legal and financial ramifications of the last person whose eye I poked out.

You don’t need to duel anyone. Just brandish your lance.

 

[Codeman93]

how is everyone today?

 

[Amanda330]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMnFxb3FjZmd6anBhaDV1Ym0yemRnN3oxdXczamFhMGt0dnc2ejlvcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kGcrwfW60dya2RqaaW/giphy.gif

I can scoot over and make room for all three of us

 

[Taegul]

So, is there like a... ummm... a jousting tournament somewhere that you all take part in?

Yep, but it depends on how available the ponies from Pmann's stable are. He keeps hem awfully busy these days...

 

[Amanda330]

Yep, but it depends on how available the ponies from Pmann's stable are. He keeps hem awfully busy these days...

You'll have to let me know when it is so I can add it to my calendar

 

[MindYaBitness]

The real world is calling me away. @crazychemgirl unlock the octagon & start the organization until I get back!

 

[jason28053]

So, is there like a... ummm... a jousting tournament somewhere that you all take part in?

on guard

 

[crazychemgirl]

how is everyone today?

Hey you!!!

 

[Taegul]

You don’t need to duel anyone. Just brandish your lance.

Ya know, if I did just keep it out then I wouldn't need to maintain my CCW permit. Food for thought...

 

[dawn_of_night]

You don't need to use an emoji to turn me on.

Nope, no emoji to turn you on

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is the easiest question I've ever been asked.
Yes.

What about boogers… would you choose boogers over cheese?

 

[dawn_of_night]

how is everyone today?

I'm ready to go home...

 

[hotoldrguy]

You've gone too far...

Also, this.

I thought I had seen the last of that one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought I had seen the last of that one.

No one is forcing you to click.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok … speaking of traumatizing links. What is something recently that has given you the ick?

 

[Codeman93]

Hey you!!!

How are you?!!

I'm ready to go home...

long day?