Sex & Shenanigans

[Taegul]

I swear that like every other post in here, I can imagine ydahecnot following up with "I like where this is going".

 

[morelikeasong]

I just had to kill a giant wasp in my kids’ playroom while maintaining my own composure so I didn’t spread panic.



Can I be done for today? Just… done

 

[crazychemgirl]

I swear that like every other post in here, I can imagine ydahecnot following up with "I like where this is going".

How does one become a knight of poonshire? Do I need to squire first?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Jack honey, I think you'd get even more points if you are using or at least showing your "super soaker"... Just sayin'...

My Super Soaker?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just had to kill a giant wasp in my kids’ playroom while maintaining my own composure so I didn’t spread panic.



Can I be done for today? Just… done

Fucking wasps man… love me some bumblebees.. but wasps are the worst.

 

[lavendersilk]

Sweet!
I'm assuming this works like the prizes at Chuck E. Cheese or something like that.
I'm gonna save my points and try to get the Super Soaker. Only 39,990 to go!

"Super Soaker"

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I just had to kill a giant wasp in my kids’ playroom while maintaining my own composure so I didn’t spread panic.



Can I be done for today? Just… done

Your emoji...

 

[Amanda330]

Hmmm I don’t recall you sending them to me, either. Maybe you should refresh my memory

I mean, just add one more to the list... What's the harm?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Come have some soup.

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If this is your answer to the "What Food Would You Sexualize?" question, it's absolutely working for me.

 

[BrendaBear]

My Super Soaker?
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I watched "Men In Black" yesterday for the first time in years... that looks like the "noisy cricket"...

 

[jason28053]

Fucking wasps man… love me some bumblebees.. but wasps are the worst.

I know, wasp stands for white, Anglo-Saxon protestant, what does bumblebee stand for?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If this is your answer to the "What Food Would You Sexualize?" question, it's absolutely working for me.

Better than cheese?

You’d rather eat pube stew than cheese?

 

[Taegul]

How does one become a knight of poonshire? Do I need to squire first?

You gotta be pro at jousting, if ya know what I mean.

 

[peekingone]

I just had to kill a giant wasp in my kids’ playroom while maintaining my own composure so I didn’t spread panic.



Can I be done for today? Just… done

Giant wasp goes with giant size penis? Or just average size?

 

[BrendaBear]

I know, wasp stands for white, Anglo-Saxon protestant, what does bumblebee stand for?

Tuna! Duh!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You gotta be pro at jousting, if ya know what I mean.

No, I need a demonstration.

***refers @Taegul to the Helicockers thread

 

[lavendersilk]

If this is your answer to the "What Food Would You Sexualize?" question, it's absolutely working for me.

Shit... it was supposed to be food?

 

[morelikeasong]

Your emoji...

Is turning you on?

I guess I succeeded @crazychemgirl

 

[vagrantx]

I just had to kill a giant wasp in my kids’ playroom while maintaining my own composure so I didn’t spread panic.



Can I be done for today? Just… done

We
Are
Satan's
People

https://i.ibb.co/KLB2QY2/wasp.jpg

 

[morelikeasong]

No, I need a demonstration.

***refers @Taegul to the Helicockers thread

You’re doing the lords work today

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm ready to leave when you are!

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[jason28053]

We
Are
Satan's
People

https://i.ibb.co/KLB2QY2/wasp.jpg

Your pet hornet?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shit... it was supposed to be food?

I mean, it doesn’t need to be technically edible.

 

[Taegul]

No, I need a demonstration.

***refers @Taegul to the Helicockers thread

Ah hell no. I'm still dealing with the legal and financial ramifications of the last person whose eye I poked out.

 

[vagrantx]

Your pet hornet?

Pet? No. As opposed to my frog from yesterday, this motherfucker's very much dead.