Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

just a tip from me to you.

Mmmm. Mmmm.hmm

 

[Taegul]

My quality of work is fabulous. You won't be disappointed

"Otherwise"

Come here.

 

[MissLabelled]

I mean, I could open up a slot for you

Ooh baby, you say all the right words!

 

[Amanda330]

"Otherwise"

Come here.

Okay. So like, on your lap?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Yeeeeesss!! God that sounds like the fucking epitome of parties!!

Its was fabulous. It’s the reason I have “build a brick pizza oven in the yard” as a to do list item.

I mean, it’s not my go to either if I’m being honest.

But the poor kid in me can’t resist an American cheese wondebread grilled cheese

My non fancy go to grill cheese is with Texas toast white bread (basically thick Wonder bread) and a slice of both regular American and white American cheese from the deli.

I can’t do the Kraft kind wrapped individually in plastic

Click at your own risk.




Seriously … I warned you.




Don’t hate on me after the fact.




I promise it’s funny.




Still not my fault if you’re traumatized.



Ok here it is.




Are you ready?



Click Me

Nope, not falling for that!

What brought you back after all this time?

It’s me. He misses talking to me

 

[morelikeasong]

Also… don’t be fooled. Of the last 30 pages … 75% of the posts are mine.

I’m the whore. It’s me.

Are you gunning for @SalaciousMonkey22 ’s title?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also… don’t be fooled. Of the last 30 pages … 75% of the posts are mine.

I’m the whore. It’s me.

 

[Taegul]

Okay. So like, on your lap?

Here. Lemme clean a seat off for you...

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[__Nathan1968]

Well that was underwhelming.

Enter self-deprecating story about a guy with an enormous penis here.

 

[Bbl87]

Come here.

This should always be accompanied with

*Points to dick*

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean, technically… I could DoorDash my breakfast.. then there’s no work required. Besides body disposal of course.

Umm... you seem to have given this a great deal of thought....

 

[Amanda330]

Here. Lemme clean a seat off for you...

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Are you planning on cleaning off my seat with your sweat rag?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Are you planning on cleaning off my seat with your sweat rag?

You thought that was his SWEAT rag?

 

[Taegul]

Are you planning on cleaning off my seat with your sweat rag?

It's only a "sweat" rag if you make me sweat...

 

[Amanda330]

It's only a "sweat" rag if you make me sweat...

You know I will...

 

[Bry1313]

You know I will...

keep going


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[Taegul]

You know I will...

And of course, clean mine and I will clean yours...

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[Amanda330]

And of course, clean mine and I will clean yours...

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Umm... You're going to vacuum my pussy? She's bald. And also, clean. She's so clean you could literally eat off of her...

 

[Taegul]

Umm... You're going to vacuum my pussy? She's bald. And also, clean. She's so clean you could literally eat off of her...

We'll see about that...

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[BrendaBear]

Umm... You're going to vacuum my pussy? She's bald. And also, clean. She's so clean you could literally eat off of her...

I wish I had a count of how many guys just experienced this…

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[morelikeasong]

She's so clean you could literally eat her...

FIFY

 

[jason28053]

Umm... You're going to vacuum my pussy? She's bald. And also, clean. She's so clean you could literally eat off of her...

Say no more

 

[jason28053]

FIFY

Swap literally for actually

 

[Bry1313]

We'll see about that...

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[Taegul]

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Don't worry about me. I've researched everything about making deals...

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