Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Honestly, it comforts me. I love dicks.

Thy Rod and thy Staff comfort me

 

[Amanda330]

Yes, Squire Amanda?

Can we call me something other than squire? I find it very... Unsexy.

 

[BrendaBear]

Anyone who’s a fan of a tease… check out @Lmizzler in the chaos undressed thread.

Is it okay that I quite liked it even though there was a tease in there?

Good. 'Cause I don't really care about approval anyway..

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can we call me something other than squire? I find it very... Unsexy.

fabulous sex kitten of greatness?

 

[Taegul]

Can we call me something other than squire? I find it very... Unsexy.

Depends on the quality of your work.

What should your title be? Hmm, I just got an idea for a new thread...

 

[lavendersilk]

God, this is the worst thing to think about as you're about to shake someone's hand lol.

"Toxic" masculinity.

 

[jason28053]

Can we call me something other than squire? I find it very... Unsexy.

Squirter?

 

[BrendaBear]

Can we call me something other than squire? I find it very... Unsexy.

I agree... you should be called Queen Amanda at least... Goddess would be okay... squire?? No. Just... no.

 

[Bry1313]

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Still the misfit traumatizing thing I’ve ever read.

Good news, I’m left handed

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Toxic" masculinity.

I mean… she’s not wrong though

 

[__Nathan1968]

BEST sex blooper story…

I got one of those.

 

[Amanda330]

fabulous sex kitten of greatness?

That totally works for me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got one of those.

Well that was underwhelming.

 

[BrendaBear]

"Toxic" masculinity.

I thought that referred to when they don't wash their hands worth a damn....

 

[jason28053]

Can we call me something other than squire? I find it very... Unsexy.

Diana… Wonder Woman

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Lmizzler why would you do that to the ladies? That’s just cruel.

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler why would you do that to the ladies? That’s just cruel.

That was the plan all along. I just wasn’t expecting you to announce it here
Which only made it even funnier!

 

[crazychemgirl]

That was the plan all along. I just wasn’t expecting you to announce it here
Which only made it even funnier!

I know what I saw!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love how you completely glossed over the part about murder.

Oh no. You murder me, you get no breakfast. This is my subtle defense against murder.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh no. You murder me, you get no breakfast. This is my subtle defense against murder.

Well … I mean, technically I can just make my own breakfast.. after I murder you.

 

[Lmizzler]

I know what I saw!

You were probably the last one I expected to see it.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well that was underwhelming.

That’s what she said.

I have to catch up on the thread to make sure it hast been taken.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s what she said.

I have to catch up on the thread to make sure it hast been taken.

You think your blooper sex story has been duplicated?!

Is it super common?


Did you “accidentally” fall on the lamp base?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well … I mean, technically I can just make my own breakfast.. after I murder you.

Won't be as good, and you would have to do all the work. Best let me live.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You were probably the last one I expected to see it.

I’ve gotten yours twice today. I’m either failing or winning at the emoji lottery.