Sex & Shenanigans

[Mav Unlimited]

Mmmm. Bacon....and boobs....

Boobs? Yes.
Bacon? You can have mine.

 

[ShaneoD]

Mmmm. Bacon....and boobs....

Maybe I eat my bacon to warm because I imagined a burn

 

[dawn_of_night]

Boobs? Yes.
Bacon? You can have mine.

Fuck yea.... Anything else your gonna give me??

 

[Mav Unlimited]

What would make someone not like bacon anymore? Did someone hurt you?

Nope. I just don’t like it anymore. Gives me the yuck feeling for some reason.

I also don’t like coffee.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

WRONG


I couldn’t identify a lingonberry in a lineup. For real.

Also, it kinda sounds like a made up word. Probably by Willy Wonka.

Clearly you haven’t spent enough days trapped at IKEA

This board is weird.

Everyone: Let's talk about breakfast food!
@morelikeasong: I have a sex cult!
Everyone: BREAKFAST FOOD!

Like... did we just gloss over the sex cult?

But the sex cult isn’t news to most of us Ohey, what’s that shiny building over there? *Points, takes your arm and steers you toward the headquarters of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC

I am trying to find out the ticket prices

But also, you're right.

*takes another sip of the maple syrup*

Special discount to those with $500-tier and above subscription to OnlyMoms

I dunno. I think it's more an OCD fixation. On food.

FIFY

 

[dawn_of_night]

Nope. I just don’t like it anymore. Gives me the yuck feeling for some reason.

I also don’t like coffee.

Listen....
Are you feeling okay???

 

[morelikeasong]

Perky and cute are not synonyms. But by all means, you should keep telling them regardless.

Aw, you have somber, Eeyore boobs? I volunteer to pay them lots of nice and filthy compliments and cheer them up

Maybe not, but they're fucking gorgeous! Also, perky ≠ cute, if this site has taught me nothing else it's that all boobs are beautiful in their own right, and there’s an audience out there who can't wait to appreciate them. That being said, you should still inflate their ego with daily affirmations

Truly AllBoobsMatter

#allboobsmatter

A dino eating noodles is cute.

Your boobs are more... majestic, exquisite, magnificent, striking etc etc

in case you need to be told by another person, @morelikeasong - your boobs are beautiful. They don’t need to be perky for all of us pervs to want to get our hands… or other things… on them.

Behold the magnificence!


( . )( . )

You all are the best

 

[lavendersilk]

Our zodiac flowers. Lavender and orchids. ️ and ️ "flower sisters."
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Behold the magnificence!


( . )( . )

You all are the best

We’re not, not in the presence of those. But some of us are alright.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Behold the magnificence!


( . )( . )

You all are the best

Magnificent.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nope. I just don’t like it anymore. Gives me the yuck feeling for some reason.

I also don’t like coffee.

Just mean more bacon for the rest of us!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Our zodiac flowers. Lavender and orchids. ️ and ️ "flower sisters."
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Looks great!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe I eat my bacon to warm because I imagined a burn

Man, I just think your doing it in the wrong order,..
If present boobs and hot bacon, wouldn't you eat boobs first??
The bacon will cool.... She is more important
You can thank me later!

 

[lavendersilk]

Behold the magnificence!


( . )( . )

You all are the best

I clicked on that four times... just the one photo?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Behold the magnificence!


( . )( . )

You all are the best

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait a minute...

I met him at E3! Sony sent me and about 30 other PS MVPs, and we were shepherded between some of our scheduled activities (meeting with devs, execs, marketing focus groups, hands on demos, etc) by the PSN community managers, one who was dating him at the time

Her sex cult is a sausage fest. Breakfast > sausage fest.

Is it weird that I don't really want a tattoo but I kind of want one just to know what it feels like

It’s the opposite for me! I want a tattoo, but don’t want to feel it Had a major needle phobia in my teens and 20s. Have gotten used to being a pincushion after my health took a nosedive, but still hate them and have to look away

I think if it's a chicken salad sandwich it's no longer an egg.

Nope! Egg is still one of the main flavors discernible in a chicken salad sandwich, unlike cake. No one takes a bite of cake and thinks “mmm, eggy!”

Not according to my wife.

She’s “a brush your teeth before kissing me after eating anything with eggs in it” kinda person

I’m like that with seafood

Handprints on the butt with the words "spank here"

Or “Daddy’s little brat”?

You all are making me hungry. Damnit.

Be thankful for that. This thread can go either way with food talk. Some days, it will have you thinking you never want food again

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Our zodiac flowers. Lavender and orchids. ️ and ️ "flower sisters."
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What a great first tat!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Our zodiac flowers. Lavender and orchids. ️ and ️ "flower sisters."
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I promise I didn't mean to flip the bird when that photo was taken...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

But the sex cult isn’t news to most of us Ohey, what’s that shiny building over there? *Points, takes your arm and steers you toward the headquarters of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC

I'm not sure what I ever did to deserve you

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Have you seen the ones where they have your partner bite you then transfer the marks to ink....

This Kitty likes to bite! Have posted this before:
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I’d finally be able to compete with Indie.

You wish!

Oh I missed that. See what happens when I work briefly.

Now why would you go and do a thing like that?!

Sure, but I think Miss Indie is gonna recognize my typos so better spell check it.

Miss Indie? What homework are you talking about

Wrong. Asian men don't grow mustaches

Monkey, I think OP meant the ballot CCG demanded due by midnight

That's it, I know where I'm taking you when I meet you.

IKEA!

The natural homeland of the lingonberry.

It’s the only place most of us have encountered lingonberries!

Hmmm meatballs

Careful, I think some of the IKEAs in Europe got in trouble for using horse meat in their Swedish meatballs several years back

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This Kitty likes to bite! Have posted this before:
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Monkey, I think OP meant the ballot CCG demanded due by midnight

No way! Voting is a sacred institution. I’d never share. I mean, at random anyway.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yes that's the one. Only this was I believe it was a female biting the shoulder of a man but still same concept. Love it

 

[morelikeasong]

Our zodiac flowers. Lavender and orchids. ️ and ️ "flower sisters."
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Love it!!

I clicked on that four times... just the one photo?

just the one

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

This Kitty likes to bite! Have posted this before:

This is amazing! I’m assuming you are the biter and not the one getting tatted?

 

[BrendaBear]

Just mean more bacon for the reat of us!

Because, the reat of us really dig bacon.

As someone who is almost always the outsider and doesn’t eat what everyone else says gives life meaning… I am happy to say I do love bacon.

And I also love picking on @SirConradPeckereye even if it is just for typos… because, well, who doesn’t love picking on Sir Conrad Peckereye???