Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is she an egg before chicken kind of woman?

She’s “a brush your teeth before kissing me after eating anything with eggs in it” kinda person

 

[LadyLascivious1]

There's no wrong way to eat eggs.
A hard boiled egg dipped in soy sauce is the perfect snack.

I have never heard of that, but I guess it’s not much different than just adding salt

Is it weird that I don't really want a tattoo but I kind of want one just to know what it feels like

Yes!

But I think it’s like waxing in that it’s not nearly as bad as most people make it out to be unless you get it somewhere extra sensitive like over a bone.

 

[dawn_of_night]

SalaciousMonkey to “Sometimes I think I’d give my right arm to know how to properly pleasure a woman”

I think it requires not thinking with your penis....

 

[morelikeasong]

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You’re in babe
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

SalaciousMonkey to “Sometimes I think I’d give my right arm to know how to properly pleasure a woman”

Still waiting for the payoff. Goddamn wish.com genies.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I don’t actually want the tattoo! I’m too fickle

I’ll design a temporary tattoo for you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You’re in babe
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[MissLabelled]

There’s so many cute things to get.., kids initials.. doggy nose print… little rainbows..

Handprints on the butt with the words "spank here"

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You all are making me hungry. Damnit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You all are making me horny. Damnit.

FIFY

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ll design a temporary tattoo for you.

You’re getting a tattoo for me?? You’ll do anything to stay in the cult, eh?

 

[morelikeasong]

Handprints on the butt with the words "spank here"

Ok now we’re talking…

 

[Mav Unlimited]

FIFY

I had to look up what the fuck FIFY means. (fuck you to anyone if you're laughing) Then I had to find what you fixed. Considering all that, I was pretty fast.

Having said all that, you are nicer than I thought.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had to look up what the fuck FIFY means. (fuck you if you're laughing) Then I had to find what you fixed. Considering all that, I was pretty fast.

Having said all that, you are nicer than I thought.

Thanks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I will interject that @Indie got a cute butt totally not a cult LLC did not require an NDA. Just a lien. But their C-Suite has assured me that’s only temporary and will be resolved as soon as their cash flow evens out.

I don’t at all need to recruit others to be part of my cohort. Swear.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Handprints on the butt with the words "spank here"

Have you seen the ones where they have your partner bite you then transfer the marks to ink....

 

[dawn_of_night]

You all are making me hungry. Damnit.

Come, with me.... I'll fix-it

 

[__Nathan1968]

You’re getting a tattoo for me?? You’ll do anything to stay in the cult, eh?

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[Mav Unlimited]

Come, with me.... I'll fix-it

Ooo. Alright. Should I keep the skirt on, or put my pants back on?

 

[morelikeasong]

I will interject that @Indie got a cute butt totally not a cult LLC did not require an NDA. Just a lien. But their C-Suite has assured me that’s only temporary and will be resolved as soon as their cash flow evens out.

I don’t at all need to recruit others to be part of my cohort. Swear.

@Indie was once considering a position of power in my cult, but decided she could have even more power with her at the center point of her own cult. I fully support and respect that boss bitch move

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yes… lol

You could always get a tiny tattoo somewhere.., like on your wrist or ankle.

My name would look great on you @OrdinaryPerson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Marketing, branding whatever.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ooo. Alright. Should I keep the skirt on, or put my pants back on?

Uhm... I'd prefer the pants.... But I guess it doesn't matter

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

Over easy > poached > omelette > scrambled > boiled

 

[morelikeasong]

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That’s gonna be a reallyyy intricate tattoo. You’ll probably need to use your whole back.