Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah might get the results out before 4K pages.

Potentially.. I have to give the moles a chance to have their say.

 

[__Nathan1968]

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Remove one food item from this plate.


The scrambled eggs are the only choice…. They are not only the least appetizing food on this plate, but also the least appetizing way of cooking eggs.

The strawberries look like they taste like disappointment.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The strawberries look like they taste like disappointment.

Still better than those eggs. They shouldn't look like gravel.

 

[crazychemgirl]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

I refer you to the case of Pot v. Kettle

 

[MissLabelled]

I already run my own wildly successful sex cult, thank you very much.

So, the indoctrination process, how does that work?

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

In cake.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

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[morelikeasong]

So, the indoctrination process, how does that work?

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[SirConradPeckereye]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

Omelette
Fried
Scrambled
Boiled
Poached

 

[dawn_of_night]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

Pass. Sometimes an omelet

 

[__Nathan1968]

Still better than those eggs. They shouldn't look like gravel.

The eggs look exactly like they will taste. They will taste like hotel buffet boiled-in-bag eggs. With enough salt and pepper, and either the bacon or the sausage, they will be edible and provide protein.

The strawberries, on the other hand, look like they will be refreshing and offer a taste of spring. They won’t. They will have the same texture and flavor as the cantaloupe and honeydew melon on the buffet — the same texture and flavor of packing peanuts.

 

[crazychemgirl]

is CCG head-mistress of the bukakki ritual?

****and ignored

 

[morelikeasong]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

Poached > omelette > fried over medium > cheesy scramble > boiled

I love them all

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Oh. It's like that.
Nice.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Can I join too?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Omelette
Fried
Scrambled
Boiled
Poached

You left out Deviled.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I already run my own wildly successful sex cult, thank you very much.

Next time mention the invisible ink before not with the invitation cards!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You left out Deviled.

Omg I love deviled eggs

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You left out Deviled.

That was @crazychemgirl fault!

 

[morelikeasong]

Can I join too?

Absofuckinglutely

 

[MissLabelled]

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As someone who can do both those roles, and very well I might add, I am a perfect candidate!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

scrambled is the only way to eat eggs. Otherwise it’s gross, yolks are nasty. Can’t think too much about them.

WRONG

Lingonberry. Seriously.

I couldn’t identify a lingonberry in a lineup. For real.

Also, it kinda sounds like a made up word. Probably by Willy Wonka.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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Are we supposed to get tickets to this thing somewhere...or what? Asking for all my friends.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

WRONG

Look, you wanna eat chicken placenta, knock yourself out.

And I gotta say lingonberry jam is pretty good. Don't care what they look like.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This board is weird.

Everyone: Let's talk about breakfast food!
@morelikeasong: I have a sex cult!
Everyone: BREAKFAST FOOD!

Like... did we just gloss over the sex cult?