Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

This board is weird.

Everyone: Let's talk about breakfast food!
@morelikeasong: I have a sex cult!
Everyone: BREAKFAST FOOD!

Like... did we just gloss over the sex cult?

Her sex cult is a sausage fest. Breakfast > sausage fest.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There's no wrong way to eat eggs.
A hard boiled egg dipped in soy sauce is the perfect snack.

Why are you like this?

 

[morelikeasong]

How do I look?

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The skirt is cute, but won’t make your ticket any cheaper

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah the adrenaline fallout is a weird feeling … but it’s definitely less painful than people make it out to be.

Is it weird that I don't really want a tattoo but I kind of want one just to know what it feels like

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah the adrenaline fallout is a weird feeling … but it’s definitely less painful than people make it out to be.

It got pretty spicy by the shin and ankle, but otherwise, yeah.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I dunno. I think it's more an OCD fixation. On breakfast food.

Breakfast food is the best.... Except eggs... I do not egg.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why are you like this?

Associating with the wrong people?

 

[lavendersilk]

There's no wrong way to eat eggs.
A hard boiled egg dipped in soy sauce is the perfect snack.

Hey, girl.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it weird that I don't really want a tattoo but I kind of want one just to know what it feels like

Yes… lol

You could always get a tiny tattoo somewhere.., like on your wrist or ankle.

 

[morelikeasong]

Her sex cult is a sausage fest. Breakfast > sausage fest.

Have you seen all the lady volunteers in the last couple pages??

Are you trying to get excommunicated?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is it weird that I don't really want a tattoo but I kind of want one just to know what it feels like

Yes.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

The skirt is cute, but won’t make your ticket any cheaper

I will sell my ho...

...hot tub.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It got pretty spicy by the shin and ankle, but otherwise, yeah.

Women discussing tattoo pain is always different than men discussing tattoo pain lol

 

[morelikeasong]

Is it weird that I don't really want a tattoo but I kind of want one just to know what it feels like

Same

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Women discussing pain is always different than men discussing pain lol

FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same

Do it!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

The correct answer is boiled eggs are delicious in salads and my favorite chicken salad sandwiches

I think if it's a chicken salad sandwich it's no longer an egg.

 

[crazychemgirl]

FIFY

I mean, you’re not wrong.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think if it's a chicken salad sandwich it's no longer an egg.

God fucking damnit … I love you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think if it's a chicken salad sandwich it's no longer an egg.

Not according to my wife.

 

[morelikeasong]

Do it!!!

I don’t actually want the tattoo! I’m too fickle

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not according to my wife.

Is she an egg before chicken kind of woman?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I told you, we signed an NDA!

SalaciousMonkey to “Sometimes I think I’d give my right arm to know how to properly pleasure a woman”

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t actually want the tattoo! I’m too fickle

There’s so many cute things to get.., kids initials.. doggy nose print… little rainbows..

 

[lavendersilk]

SalaciousMonkey to “Sometimes I think I’d give my right arm to know how to properly pleasure a woman”

Hey, boy!