Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

...and mimes

I shoved a mime in Central Park once. He was mocking me, and I shall not be mocked by the voiceless. "You're not in a box, you're on your ass, fake French dude!"

No, I just pushed him down and growled at him. I sort of felt bad about it, for maybe two minutes.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

This board is weird.

Everyone: Let's talk about breakfast food!
@morelikeasong: I have a sex cult!
Everyone: BREAKFAST FOOD!

Like... did we just gloss over the sex cult?

I am trying to find out the ticket prices

But also, you're right.

*takes another sip of the maple syrup*

 

[crazychemgirl]

This board is weird.

Everyone: Let's talk about breakfast food!
@morelikeasong: I have a sex cult!
Everyone: BREAKFAST FOOD!

Like... did we just gloss over the sex cult?

I think we all have ADHD

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I think we all have ADHD

I dunno. I think it's more an OCD fixation. On breakfast food.

 

[morelikeasong]

Are we supposed to get tickets to this thing somewhere...or what? Asking for all my friends.

Yes. It’s expensive, but worth it.

Sometimes we use audience participation.

 

[UnquietDreams]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

Scrambled, if done right, is amazing. Also, omelette is too low, and GTFO with boiled. What, are we British now? (No offense to any Brits and their horrible boiled food.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I dunno. I think it's more an OCD fixation. On breakfast food.

My initiation process wasn’t as nice as that one. But I can’t say anymore. Stupid NDA.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Scrambled, if done right, is amazing. Also, omelette is too low, and GTFO with boiled. What, are we British now? (No offense to any Brits and their horrible boiled food.)

I’m sure @Wand3rlust would take offence.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

Over easy > baked > sunny side up > soft boiled > poached > deviled > hard boiled > omelette > scrambled with cheese

I love eggs

Absofuckinglutely

I’m inviting myself to this party

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[lavendersilk]

Oh, you need to come out here. I am perfection in a tiny package, and I am not a strawberry lube fan.

Come on out, you can use the bed. I'll sleep on the couch. Promise.

I'm a gentleman. Well...by implication.

FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

Over easy > baked > sunny side up > soft boiled > poached > deviled > hard boiled > omelette > scrambled with cheese

I love eggs


I’m inviting myself to this party

You don’t need an invitation… you get free admittance

 

[UnquietDreams]

WRONG


I couldn’t identify a lingonberry in a lineup. For real.

Also, it kinda sounds like a made up word. Probably by Willy Wonka.

The Swedish, so close enough.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m inviting myself to this party

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[lavendersilk]

I got the tattoo! Waiting on my friend.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[UnquietDreams]

FIFY

Oh no, I am fine with strawberry lube.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I got the tattoo! Waiting on my friend.

How was it??

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Yes. It’s expensive, but worth it.

Sometimes we use audience participation.

How do I look?

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Also … I am continuing to take nominations for awards tomorrow… and probably Wednesday..


Except for @OrdinaryPerson .. hers are due by midnight tonight.

Wait a minute...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I told you, we signed an NDA!

 

[lavendersilk]

How was it??

Not as bad as I thought it would be. I am shaking just a little.

I did think about jumping up a lot...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Scrambled, if done right, is amazing. Also, omelette is too low, and GTFO with boiled. What, are we British now? (No offense to any Brits and their horrible boiled food.)

The correct answer is boiled eggs are delicious in salads and my favorite chicken salad sandwiches

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not as bad as I thought it would be. I am shaking just a little.

I did think about jumping up a lot...

Yeah the adrenaline fallout is a weird feeling … but it’s definitely less painful than people make it out to be.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There's no wrong way to eat eggs.
A hard boiled egg dipped in soy sauce is the perfect snack.