Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I have already given up the bacon and the sausage and scrambled is the only way to eat eggs. Otherwise it’s gross, yolks are nasty. Can’t think too much about them.

This is an absolute bonkers take on eggs

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My ankle ones didn't really hurt.

No one is remotely surprised that you are tougher than I am.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So everyone would know who your ass belonged to? Yes.

I hope we win for cutest couple

 

[Bry1313]

This board is weird.

Everyone: Let's talk about breakfast food!
@morelikeasong: I have a sex cult!
Everyone: BREAKFAST FOOD!

Like... did we just gloss over the sex cult?

I know im gonna eat breakfast, im not in the cult, so I know my lane

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I hope we win for cutest couple

I assumed that would go to @morelikeasong @Tigobitties98 or my boobs

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I assumed that would go to @morelikeasong @Tigobitties98 or my boobs

That would be the best ensemble one.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I ain’t too proud for pity awards.

**** serendipitous that “I don’t wanna miss a thing” is playing on radio right now.

TBH, @Kitty_so_frisky catch-up posts are pretty good minutes, maybe I’ll just go through those .

What can I say? I don’t want to close my eeeeyes. I don’t want faaaaall asleep cuz I’d miss your posts…

Such whores! How did I get mixed up in all of this??!

Ahhemm. "Post Companion, please.

You fit in just fine

What if we're not a whore but would like to be? Are there some kind of lessons we can take or a tutoring program we can sign up for?

This the nicest way someone’s ever called me a whore!

First lesson, show us your bum!

Step two: find someone who will pay for you to show them said bum.

Am I the only one who gets the icks from any implication of exchanging money for sex? Like more power to the hoes and whores who do, but I prefer to stay a slut who does it just for funsies

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What can I say? I don’t want to close my eeeeyes. I don’t want faaaaall asleep cuz I’d miss your posts…














Am I the only one who gets the icks from any implication of exchanging money for sex? Like more power to the hoes and whores who do, but I prefer to stay a slut who does it just for funsies

I’m not a fan of transactional relationships of any sort. And recognize there’s a lot of extra stuff wrapped up with transactional sexual relationships, so yeah.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I hope we win for cutest couple

You heard the guy... get your votes in now people!

 

[Bry1313]

You heard the guy... get your votes in now people!

You are adorable together

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I JUST posted the categories today you insipid ball turd….

Do you purposely save the best names for @Broken_paladin , or does he just inspire the best names?

Monster is very sad when he hears dead bunny jokes…

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Awwwww, who’s a cute widdle snuggle bunny?!

Anyone else think it would be hilarious to hear what AI would say if we fed it the last 1K of pages and then asked it questions?

ChatGPT would break and descend into debauchery and chaos before it even hits page 2

First and foremost…”chatGPT, who is the thirstiest of thirty Litsters in S&S?”

@Bry1313 is still and always will be the thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean

I’m predicting great things for the future of “insipid ball turd”

IDK, last week everyone was lauding the brilliance of “jizz ditch,” but that was forgotten in a couple days…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I assumed that would go to @morelikeasong @Tigobitties98 or my boobs

Im not sure "cute" is how I would describe them

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Im not sure "cute" is how I would describe them

Pfft, I tell them they’re cute and perky every day

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Im not sure "cute" is how I would describe them

What kinda man are you?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Im not sure "cute" is how I would describe them

Are you trying to say they're not cute? Mine are fucking precious!

Pfft, I tell them they’re cute and perky every day

As you should, feeding their ego is what keeps them perky

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you trying to say they're not cute? Mine are fucking precious!

As you should, feeding their ego is what keeps them perky

Sight unseen I know this to be true with my whole heart.

Positive reinforcement rules.

 

[dawn_of_night]

And what's cookin?

Uhm, not eggs my friend.... Not eggs.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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The scrambled eggs are the only choice…. They are not only the least appetizing food on this plate, but also the least appetizing way of cooking eggs.

The strawberry stems Don’t need those

Only what NWA sang about her which I won’t repeat because it’s misogynistic and probably just a nasty rumor anyway.

OH! Story time!!!
So last week I rewatched Straight Outta Compton and had a couple realizations:
1) I always knew the studio where NWA recorded the album and were harassed by the police was in the city in LA where I grew up. This city’s police department has a history of being notoriously racist, and they habitually harassed my Mexican cousins alllll the damn time. They’re % deserving of all the ire poured into Fuck Tha Police. What I didn’t know was where the studio was located, only that it was in the “old town” area. Apparently it’s right next door/around the corner from the place that sparked my love of chilaquiles
2) While rewatching it, I noticed that 1 of the NWA members had the same first initial and last name as one of the doctors I used to work for, who grew up in Compton. I knew this because he was on his high school reunion committee and used to leave fliers in the break room for party bus trips to Vegas in case anyone at work wanted to join. I googled them and apparently the mild-mannered doctor I used to work for is brother to one of the members of one of the most influential supergroups in rap history

No… ok .., well… yes, but no.


Ok .. so a professor of mine in university worked on a study about strawberries grown out of California.. and the only way to get enough strawberries to fulfil demand in the summer months is to pump the strawberries with ethylene which makes them ripen too quickly … this is why they are huge but white inside … and not particularly flavourful.

The only good strawberries are local grown … never, EVER buy California strawberries

Exactly. HOOD STRAWBERRIES. They can't ship them, they are so fucking good.

Yeah … local strawberries usually last longer than the California ones and they are red all the way through .. and are significantly smaller… they taste so much better.

HOW DARE?!? California has amazing strawberries. I will allow that they don’t ship the best to supermarkets though. The best are bought from little wooden roadside stands at the edge of the strawberry farm properties. The farmers markets, fairgrounds and swap meets usually have stalls with amazingly good produce too. Then the smaller market chains like Sprouts and Trader Joe’s still have better stuff than the large supermarket chains. And you have to know how to pick them too: smaller, darker strawberries are always better than big and bright strawberries!

Syrup … is maple the GOAT..??


What about boysenberry, blueberry or raspberry???

Maple, boysenberry, blueberry, strawberry and chocolate syrup are all essential, depending on mood

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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The scrambled eggs are the only choice…. They are not only the least appetizing food on this plate, but also the least appetizing way of cooking eggs.

Strawberries. Who needs that when the rest is a heart attack on a plate!? Plus... isn't that a memosa anyway!?

 

[Bry1313]

Then the smaller market chains like Sprouts and Trader Joe’s still have better stuff than the large supermarket chains.

Did you just call Trader Joe’s small?

 

[morelikeasong]

Pfft, I tell them they’re cute and perky every day

As you should, feeding their ego is what keeps them perky

Mine are not perky maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough

 

[Bry1313]

Strawberries. Who needs that when the rest is a heart attack on a plate!? Plus... isn't that a memosa anyway!?

What’s a memosa? Is that a drink that has thoughts it wants to share?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mine are not perky maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough

Perky and cute are not synonyms. But by all means, you should keep telling them regardless.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Shut up.

But yeah. Damn Big Ag. I’m bougie so I buy from a little old man at the farmer’s market who I’m nearly positive does speak English but puts on a good show for the suburban rubes.

I'm going to have to cut open a farm stand strawberry for you next time I get some

Exactly! California has the best strawberries, but the best of the best are sold locally, not shipped

are those mushrooms, black pudding or sliced sausage?

I thought they were regular breakfast sausage patties? If they’re black pudding, they can go

The butter on top of the pancakes. Unnecessary

The butter on top of the pancakes. Unnecessary.

People getting rid of the fruit will regret it. This plate is all fat. You'll need a little palate refresher.

Butter is absolutely necessary! But yes, strawberries are necessary too. The strawberry STEMS, however, are not

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Mine are not perky maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough

Aw, you have somber, Eeyore boobs? I volunteer to pay them lots of nice and filthy compliments and cheer them up