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The scrambled eggs are the only choice…. They are not only the least appetizing food on this plate, but also the least appetizing way of cooking eggs.
Well, the scrambled eggs there are horrible looking. They look more like poorly cooked couscous. Scrambled eggs should not look so...scrambled.
 
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The scrambled eggs are the only choice…. They are not only the least appetizing food on this plate, but also the least appetizing way of cooking eggs.
I’m going with strawberries. I absolutely love strawberries but they are unpredictable as far as taste. For all I know, they could all be sour ones.


Though now that I’m looking back at those eggs, you’re right. Something is wrong with those eggs. Those can go.
 
I’m going with strawberries. I absolutely love strawberries but they are unpredictable as far as taste. For all I know, they could all be sour ones.


Though now that I’m looking back at those eggs, you’re right. Something is wrong with those eggs. Those can go.
Do you know the secret about strawberries?
 
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The scrambled eggs are the only choice…. They are not only the least appetizing food on this plate, but also the least appetizing way of cooking eggs.
I have already given up the bacon and the sausage and scrambled is the only way to eat eggs. Otherwise it’s gross, yolks are nasty. Can’t think too much about them.
 
I’m going with strawberries. I absolutely love strawberries but they are unpredictable as far as taste. For all I know, they could all be sour ones.
One of my better pieces of parental advice is you put up with so many mediocre strawberries because the great ones are totally worth it. That being said, still too early in the season. Wait a month.
 
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