The Awkward Flirt Thread

[thejabber27]

Well aren't you cute. ya know, If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber. I do love cucumbers. So versatile and stuff.

See you think this is me flirting, when this is my usual awkwardness.

 

[DarkRaven13]

So there’s this thing going on, it’s got stuff and I hear some live music. Wanna go?

Is that like a concert? Cause I’m allergic. *scratches and twitches my eye*

Live music? Is it at the retirement home where they play to entertain the residents?

Ohhh Bella, we should definitely go ... I hear the female to male ratio is in our favor.

 

[thejabber27]

Live music? Is it at the retirement home where they play to entertain the residents?

Ohhh Bella, we should definitely go ... I hear the female to male ratio is in our favor.

So you know we ah wim oh way oh I’m yeah, so 8pm?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Live music? Is it at the retirement home where they play to entertain the residents?

Ohhh Bella, we should definitely go ... I hear the female to male ratio is in our favor.

Well I do have a thing for older men with large….wallets.

 

[DarkRaven13]

Well I do have a thing for older men with large….wallets.

I see your point. I take it then that you don't mind that its more often than not soft? The food I mean ...

So you know we ah wim oh way oh I’m yeah, so 8pm?

Uhm, I don't know what wim oh way oh means. Is that an Irish term? Because yes I looked at your bio and saw that is where you are from ... and did a google search and hired a detective to look into your background because if we're going to get married I want to know a lilttle about you first.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I see your point. I take it then that you don't mind that its more often than not soft? The food I mean ...

Who doesn’t like pudding and jello?

 

[thejabber27]

I see your point. I take it then that you don't mind that its more often than not soft? The food I mean ...



Uhm, I don't know what wim oh way oh means. Is that an Irish term? Because yes I looked at your bio and saw that is where you are from ... and did a google search and hired a detective to look into your background because if we're going to get married I want to know a lilttle about you first.

See, if I knew Irish I could tell you, but like many that live in Ireland I don’t know Irish.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See, if I knew Irish I could tell you, but like many that live in Ireland I don’t know Irish.

decides to share some silly gossip I heard but no one specific was mentioned. It was from your ex, you were the one not mentioned. I am now gossiping about you, to you.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[cheekygirl75]

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Did you know there’s an island off of Brazil that people can’t live on because it’s overrun by snakes? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…………

And on and on about a random topic I happen to know a little about…

 

[thejabber27]

Did you know there’s an island off of Brazil that people can’t live on because it’s overrun by snakes? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…………

And on and on about a random topic I happen to know a little about…

So.... I've been writing a novel about a manager at a shampoo factory that stumbles onto the haunting of said plant by the zombies of victims that were used as experiments for said shampoo, want to read it?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[cheekygirl75]

So.... I've been writing a novel about a manager at a shampoo factory that stumbles onto the haunting of said plant by the zombies of victims that were used as experiments for said shampoo, want to read it?

Oh, ah… (panics internally) zombies sounds kind of scary, I’m bad with scary stuff, but if you want someone to check the grammar and everything…. Why do you look disappointed?

 

[thejabber27]

Oh, ah… (panics internally) zombies sounds kind of scary, I’m bad with scary stuff, but if you want someone to check the grammar and everything…. Why do you look disappointed?

The Lathered menace was supposed to appeal to all ages. Guess it's back to the drawing board. Maybe I should just go back to writing informational brochures.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The Lathered menace was supposed to appeal to all ages. Guess it's back to the drawing board. Maybe I should just go back to writing informational brochures.

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize (brain stalls) ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Um, tell me more!

 

[pandaburr]

Ohhh I like this thread. Awkward flirt is my middle name

 

[DarkRaven13]

Pops into this thread again and, oblivious to the flirting, steps between Cheekygirl and Jabber and says ...

Hi. How you both doing?

 

[thejabber27]

Pops into this thread again and, oblivious to the flirting, steps between Cheekygirl and Jabber and says ...

Hi. How you both doing?

Hi um, I think you have something leafy on your cheek.

 

[Cleorge_Gooney]

HickBurpIFuckinWubYoo

 

[cheekygirl75]

Tell me the story of your life…. no seriously (focuses intensely)

 

[DarkRaven13]

Tell me the story of your life…. no seriously (focuses intensely)

Oh ok .... so ... when my mom and dad started making me ....

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Whoa, you're gorgeous! Is your mom as hot as you, and is she single?

 

[NewOldGuy77]

HickBurpIFuckinWubYoo

This was me in my 20s, to each and every barmaid when I was out drinking. Must have proposed 57 times, every one of them turned me down! Their loss, amirite?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

This was me in my 20s, to each and every barmaid when I was out drinking. Must have proposed 57 times, every one of them turned me down! Their loss, amirite?

randomly accepts the proposal, forgets your name, and calls you "hey you" all night.

 

[ShaneoD]

randomly accepts the proposal, forgets your name, and calls you "hey you" all night.

Jeez I remember doing this on a chat room where I knew the girl had told me her name but I couldn't remember it, long story short we still chat, she thought it was cute and most of the time if it's been a while her texts start with "Hey you"