This is the answer, now what's the question?

[DarkSimian]

How did you get here so quick?


Hey! I resemble that!

what was your reaction to your statue at the wax museum?

Fat Man and Little Boy

 

[MattWolf]

what was your reaction to your statue at the wax museum?

Fat Man and Little Boy

What were those bombs called again?

Elephant sized.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What were those bombs called again?

Elephant sized.

Holy, what size are you hoping to fit in there?!

Hold on to your hat.

 

[ydahecnot]

What do you do about a hat-stealer?

Cold comfort

 

[DarkSimian]

What do you do about a hat-stealer?

Cold comfort

what is the best way to drink Southern bourbon?

mittens

 

[FelicityJohns]

What do you do about a hat-stealer?

Cold comfort

What is it you offer in lieu of compassion and warmth?

Maker's Mark by the shot.

 

[ydahecnot]

What did Felicity's remark make me start drinking?

A long shot.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What did Felicity's remark make me start drinking?

A long shot.

What's the most rewarding prize to win?

The sound of ice on lead crystal.

 

[DarkSimian]

What's the most rewarding prize to win?

The sound of ice on lead crystal.

what is the first step in making a great cocktail?

Jiminy Cricket

 

[MattWolf]

what is the first step in making a great cocktail?

Jiminy Cricket

What sport do grasshoppers play?

Try not to mess my hair.

 

[DarkSimian]

What sport do grasshoppers play?

Try not to mess my hair.

What's Donald Trump's only requirement before sex?

Global warming

 

[MattWolf]

What's Donald Trump's only requirement before sex?

Global warming

What is the single most urgent issue currently facing the world?

(Sorry to be serious for a moment.)

This high.

 

[DarkSimian]

What is the single most urgent issue currently facing the world?

(Sorry to be serious for a moment.)

This high.

how high are you?

the World Trade Center

 

[Mayberrygirl]

How far I jump when goosed?

Cherries

 

[MattWolf]

How far I jump when goosed?

Cherries

What are your balls like?

Passion fruit.

 

[DarkSimian]

What are your balls like?

Passion fruit.

How would you describe Paul Lynde?

Count Dracula

 

[MattWolf]

How would you describe Paul Lynde?

Count Dracula

Who is the best kisser even?

Diamonds please.

 

[FelicityJohns]

Who is the best kisser even?

Diamonds please.

Would you like that in 100s or jewels?

In the crawlspace.

 

[ydahecnot]

Where am I stalking you from now?

Behind the bush

 

[FelicityJohns]

Where am I stalking you from now?

Behind the bush

Where did you find the opera glasses?

Restraining order.

 

[sweetgypsy]

Where did you find the opera glasses?

Restraining order.

What do I need to get rid of a stalker on LIT?

Salted Caramel

 

[FelicityJohns]

What do I need to get rid of a stalker on LIT?

Salted Caramel

What does it taste like when drizzled over my skin?

I hear woodwinds.

 

[HandsThatGuide]

What is the sound of elves farting?

Old Spice

 

[FelicityJohns]

What is the sound of elves farting?

Old Spice

What takes me back to granddad's hugs?

Chocolate ice cream.

 

[DarkSimian]

What takes me back to granddad's hugs?

Chocolate ice cream.

What can I always bribe Felicity with?

the moon landing