This is the answer, now what's the question?

[MichaelinChina]

What is Manfred Mann's biggest hit?

Do it right the first time.

What do you always strive for?

put the map away!

 

[DarkSimian]

What do you always strive for?

put the map away!

what did my last girlfriend tell me about looking for her G-Spot?

bondage and nipple play

 

[MichaelinChina]

what did my last girlfriend tell me about looking for her G-Spot?

bondage and nipple play

What are we learning today?


only at high tide.

 

[DarkSimian]

What are we learning today?


only at high tide.

when is the surfing the best?

the Garden of Eden

 

[MichaelinChina]

when is the surfing the best?

the Garden of Eden

Which brothel did you go to last night?


only if the moon is full.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Which brothel did you go to last night?


only if the moon is full.

When can you have a lunar eclipse?

why is it so big?

 

[rbijon]

When can you have a lunar eclipse?

why is it so big?

You keep me that waY

Why so soft?

 

[MichaelinChina]

When can you have a lunar eclipse?

why is it so big?

What is the question all my women ask of me?

sharpen it.


wish people would understand the way this game is played

 

[DarkSimian]

what should I do with a dull pencil?

rock climbing

 

[MichaelinChina]

what should I do with a dull pencil?

rock climbing

that's better


What's more fun than knitting?

boiled sweets

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

that's better


What's more fun than knitting?

boiled sweets

What did you call my breasts the last time we took a hot steamy shower?

bend over backward

 

[rbijon]

What did you call my breasts the last time we took a hot steamy shower?

bend over backward

To please you into being liquid...

My hands are....

 

[DarkSimian]

What did you call my breasts the last time we took a hot steamy shower?

bend over backward

what would I do to please you?

foreplay

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

what would I do to please you?

foreplay

What is a menage a trois with a plus one?

Coldplay

 

[NeonSubtlety]

What is a menage a trois with a plus one?

Coldplay

If you wanted to look like an hapless asshole, you'd attempt to dance to what band?


29

 

[DarkSimian]

If you wanted to look like an hapless asshole, you'd attempt to dance to what band?


29

How many virgins do you get in Valhalla?

superglue

 

[Hornblende]

How many virgins do you get in Valhalla?

superglue

What should you never keep in the same drawer as your lube

A shrubbery

 

[LWulf]

A shrubbery

Where is the last place you should search for superglue?

In Walmart, isle 6

 

[numeniusa]

Where is the last place you should search for superglue?

In Walmart, isle 6

Where can I get more lube, seeing as there wasn't any in that shrubbery....?

Onion bhaji

 

[LWulf]

Onion bhaji

Excuse me miss, is this onion any good?

Orinoco flow

 

[MichaelinChina]

Excuse me miss, is this onion any good?

Orinoco flow

Can you name something recorded by Enya?

It's a cactus.

 

[EllaMayme]

Can you name something recorded by Enya?

It's a cactus.

What is that sharp pointy thing in your pants?

Only on weekdays.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What is that sharp pointy thing in your pants?

Only on weekdays.

How often does your hair stand on end like that?


it was only business.

 

[Penuche]

it was only business.

Did you enjoy your fortnight in Dubai?

The wind just blew me in.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Did you enjoy your fortnight in Dubai?

The wind just blew me in.

How did you get here so quick?


Hey! I resemble that!