This is the answer, now what's the question?

[barefootgirl69]

What happens when a guy with a toupee get too close to a candle?

Penis Envy.

What happens when guys watch porn?

dessert

 

[walkingeagle]

What happens when guys watch porn?

dessert

Whats between your legs?

Aroused

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What happens when guys watch porn?

dessert

Something that all women want, but seldom ask for?

First date.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What happens when guys watch porn?

dessert

What would you like to be called tonight?

That's a candy heart.

 

[ChibiFangirl]

Whats that thing on the mannequin's boob?

No, you have to wait like everyone else.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

What is can I have the next dance?

Strawberries. Strawberries and apples.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Whats that thing on the mannequin's boob?

No, you have to wait like everyone else.

Really? You're not going to let me scoot way up to the front are you?



a treehouse

 

[wildebird]

What is can I have the next dance?

Strawberries. Strawberries and apples.

What are the best fruits for pies?

Peanut butter.

 

[wildebird]

Really? You're not going to let me scoot way up to the front are you?



a treehouse

Where did you receive your first marriage proposal?

Peanut butter.

 

[DarkSimian]

Where did you receive your first marriage proposal?

Peanut butter.

what goes best with chocolate?

spontaneous human combustion

 

[wildebird]

what goes best with chocolate?

spontaneous human combustion

What's the result of people jumping into active volcanoes in order to capture the moment on film?
http://disinfo.com/2013/02/the-worlds-most-romantic-death-spot-japans-suicide-volcano/
Leatherback sea turtles

 

[LWulf]

Leatherback sea turtles

What does a shaved bare pussy mound feel like?

Rock me Amadeus

 

[MichaelinChina]

What does a shaved bare pussy mound feel like?

Rock me Amadeus

What does the crowd yell out at a Mozart concert?

banana peel

 

[DarkSimian]

What does the crowd yell out at a Mozart concert?

banana peel

what would you call a fruit striptease?

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

what would you call a fruit striptease?

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

What did the Texas 'State Trooper ask the Oklahoma Trooper at the panhandle?

Ice cream and pie

 

[DarkSimian]

What did the Texas 'State Trooper ask the Oklahoma Trooper at the panhandle?

Ice cream and pie

what would I like to eat off your naked body?

Michaelangelo

 

[MichaelinChina]

what would I like to eat off your naked body?

must have been too excited to give us an answer???

 

[DarkSimian]

better?

 

[MichaelinChina]

better?

What will you be when you get older?


Just a coffee thanks.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What will you be when you get older?


Just a coffee thanks.

What did the old lady, who sued McDonald's, ask for in the drive through?

Over easy please

 

[rbijon]

What did the old lady, who sued McDonald's, ask for in the drive through?

Over easy please

Are you just that pretty, or should I check you out on your good side?

Don't knock the rock

 

[MichaelinChina]

Are you just that pretty, or should I check you out on your good side?

Don't knock the rock

What should you do to prevent a landslide?

fish

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What should you do to prevent a landslide?

fish

What is most often eaten on Fridays during lent?

Open wide and say....ahhhh

 

[MichaelinChina]

What is most often eaten on Fridays during lent?

Open wide and say....ahhhh

Guess what I said to my wife last night in bed?


blinded by the light

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Guess what I said to my wife last night in bed?


blinded by the light

What is Manfred Mann's biggest hit?

Do it right the first time.