This is the answer, now what's the question?

[DarkSimian]

How did what get where?

Peaches

what is my favorite type of cobbler?

strawberry flavored lube

 

[barefootgirl69]

what is my favorite type of cobbler?

strawberry flavored lube

What's better than chapstick?

Jim Beam

 

[MattWolf]

What's better than chapstick?

Jim Beam

What was Juliette Beam's brother called again?

Only 4 inches.

 

[DarkSimian]

What was Juliette Beam's brother called again?

Only 4 inches.

How far can I put my penis in your ear?

Led Zepplin

 

[MattWolf]

How far can I put my penis in your ear?

Led Zepplin

What kind of zepplin can't fly?

Pink Floyd.

 

[LWulf]

Pink Floyd.

Who is that great big poof running starkers down the street?

Snicker doodles

 

[newbiebabe]

Who is that great big poof running starkers down the street?

Snicker doodles

What are like cheesy doodles but funnier?


a hard hat

 

[DarkSimian]

What are like cheesy doodles but funnier?


a hard hat

what do construction workers call condoms?

Lance Armstrong's missing testicle

 

[MattWolf]

what do construction workers call condoms?

Lance Armstrong's missing testicle

What single thing is more pumped full of drugs than anything else in the world?

Two Men and a Lion.

 

[DarkSimian]

What single thing is more pumped full of drugs than anything else in the world?

Two Men and a Lion.

what cancelled show was the sequel to Two and a Half Men?

Uranus

 

[CeriseBuss]

Uranus

what cancelled show was the sequel to Two and a Half Men?

Uranus

Where the Enterprise goes to wipe out Klingons.

Pine tree.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

.......

 

[newbiebabe]

what cancelled show was the sequel to Two and a Half Men?

Uranus

What planet should have really been renamed?


out of control

 

[DarkSimian]

.....

marshmellows

what do man boobs feel like?

The Harlem Globetrotters

 

[CeriseBuss]

marshmellows

what do man boobs feel like?

The Harlem Globetrotters

With whom did DarkSimian had sex last night?


Plastic.

 

[MattWolf]

With whom DarkSimian had sex last night.


Plastic.

What do you call Manchester United supported if you want to piss them off.

Obscure.

 

[DarkSimian]

With whom did DarkSimian had sex last night?


Plastic.

what did Dark Simian use to pay for the sex he had last night?

the Empire State Building

 

[LWulf]

Pine tree.

What do you call a tree that mopes and broods over it's lost love?

Okayy too many playing all at once for me...

the Empire State Building

To what do you compare your penis?

In my pants

 

[numeniusa]

What do you call a tree that mopes and broods over it's lost love?

Okayy too many playing all at once for me...



To what do you compare your penis?

In my pants

Where are you hiding it?

With ice, always

 

[LWulf]

With ice, always

Is the titanic really safe?

I've had it up to here

 

[FelicityJohns]

Is the titanic really safe?

I've had it up to here

Why can't you stay long enough to work it out?

It's the eye of the tiger.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Why can't you stay long enough to work it out?

It's the eye of the tiger.

What is that on the other side of the peep hole?


worms.

 

[FelicityJohns]

What is that on the other side of the peep hole?


worms.

What's with this open can? and what came out of it all over everything?!

sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What's with this open can? and what came out of it all over everything?!

sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut.

What advice would you give to a person who is in a shit slinging contest?


Beer.

 

[starrynightin64]

What advice would you give to a person who is in a shit slinging contest?


Beer.

What secret ingredient do I use to make pot roast.


black cherries