Your Sexual Resume what does it say

[SurferBoy9044]

We have all submitted job resumes for business but have you ever put together a sexual resume that lists all the sexual things you have done in the past and then submit it to someone. After the person has read your resume he or she then gets to ask you questions just like in a job interview. This is the example of what my wife and I have put together that she has submitted to six of my best friends over the year

1. With her and my consent she has performed oral sex over 100 times with six different men.
2. She has been put on display naked at parties for my male friends many times.
3. She has had threesomes and foursomes every month for the last year.
4. She has had two gangbangs with five guys that included oral and anal sex in the last year.
5. She has been to the nude beach 12 times last summer
6. She has done strip shows that included having her masturbate with a large dildo in front of me and my friends many times.
7. She has had outdoor sex almost every month and many times during the summer.
8. She performs oral sex on me and my friends while we watch anal gangbang videos.
9. She has been tied up on her hands and knees with her ass up and very exposed and has been tied up spread eagle on a table.
10. She likes to read this resume outload to my friends and me and likes answering the nasty questions they have.

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[Christina_submission]

i might give this a go but not sure if i would publish it lol

 

[SurferBoy9044]

i might give this a go but not sure if i would publish it lol

I had someone PM me and said I should use a resume template inside of a list. Her suggestions was Can Perform Multi-Tasking by Performing Oral Complication to Completion on multiple men at the same time. What do you think about that advice?

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[Elle4u2use]

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf threesome
Outdoor sex
Married men
Older men
Cheated
Anal sex
Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, LushStories and Lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Fingered in public
Various sex locations - club bathroom, library, tennis court, car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom
Almost 50 partners

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf threesome
Outdoor sex
Married men
Older men
Cheated
Anal sex
Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, LushStories and Lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Fingered in public
Various sex locations - club bathroom, library, tennis court, car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom
Almost 50 partners

This is one very impressive resume! You more than qualify for the position!

 

[Male4Strapon]

I had someone PM me and said I should use a resume template inside of a list. Her suggestions was Can Perform Multi-Tasking by Performing Oral Complication to Completion on multiple men at the same time. What do you think about that advice?

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Not a bad idea. Creating a sex surveys might be another way but that's hard to capture to a wide audience.

Mine would be (written in resume lingo for fun).....

I was relatively late to lose my virginity but once I did I became insatiable and was determined that this was the right path for me. There were challenges that I had to overcome, notably that my first experience was embarrassing (I was so nervous and excited that I completed the project much too soon. I should have taken more time to do it to the best of my abilities.)
I didn't let that discourage me though. I committed to becoming a better lover and found sources in the form of instructional videos, to develop the stamina to ensure that this incident would not occur again. Partners have repeatedly complimented me on my control so my efforts have paid off.
I began my sexual career lacking in confidence, swayed by porn to believe that I was lacking in size and presuming that porn was more indicative of the competitive landscape, but feedback from satisfied clients helped me discover that while I was not on the level portrayed in porn, I actually brought more to the bedroom than I realized and in fact offered more than most of my competitors that my partners had experienced.
I believe in evolving in this field, so once I felt I had a good grasp of the straightforward expectations, I began to branch out, exploring new kinks and ways to enhance my development as a lover. I am never content however and am looking to expand my horizons even further.

In summary, by hiring me as your lover, you get:

Dedicated masturbator
Open to exhibitionism for anyone who wishes to observe my work
Willingness to take on any type of client - mature to younger (but old enough to be work eligible, of course), any ethnicity or race, shape and size. I have exclusively had female clients but am eager to experience men and MTF transexuals.
I have commited adultery with other firms, but that is only because my current employer has largely stopped providing benefits, so I feel completely justified.
I am enthusiastic about performing oral sex and of course enjoy receiving it. I enjoy providing anal and love receiving it as well, as my name implies.
I am not afraid to get dirty and view my cum as something to be enjoyed, not grossed out by as many men are. If there's a mess on my partner then I am all too willing to clean her up.
I have had a one night stand, shared homemade pornography (self only), had cam experience long before covid made it commonplace.
I have over 12 references and with all the things I still yearn to try, I plan to acquire many more.



am I hired?

 

[SurferBoy9044]

Good morning Male4Stapon The HR Dept has reviewed your resume and has past it up to upper management for review. We have a new position for a Anal Sex Instructure base on your experiences we think you would make an excellent choice for this position. The course that we are providing is for women who want to start a carrier as and Adult Anal Porn Star and some of the women are getting married to ultra rich men and the men need proof that she is anal certified. We need you to write a Five Day Course Plan. that would include the first day course of how to get ready for anal sex. The second day would consist of small dildos and fingers. The third day would be using larger dildo and having our client go home with a butt plug in her ass. The fourth day would be tactically having anal sex in multiple positions. The fifth and final day day would be the gradation day where our client will be anally gangbang by four of our top executives with you video taping the event. After the event our client would be presented with the video for promotional purpose and a certificate of anal experience. They will now be able to start their carrier as and adult anal entertainer or present it to their future husband. Please let us know if you are interested in this position and provide us with a course review.

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[Lbethy]

Trying to write a resume is perhaps the first time in a long time i have felt inexperienced

• Multiple decades of adult telephone conversations
• Dedicated method “actor”
• Cam girl experience
• Some topless beach moments
• Some risque outdoors experiences
• Has, on occasion, fucked the boss
• Has been financially credited for efforts made
• Tentative explorations with women

Pretty sure anyone who comes in here who has known me since I originally joined will be adding things ive forgotten im innocent

 

[LeaHaven]

My resume is frustratingly blank

But I'm working on it!

Or at least trying

 

[hulmule]

My resume is frustratingly blank

But I'm working on it!

Or at least trying

I can help build your resume. drop me a pm and we can work on it together

 

[LeaHaven]

I can help build your resume. drop me a pm and we can work on it together

Such noble altruism! I am touched

 

[vibes]

I am touched

That would actually be working on said resume

 

[Broken_paladin]

Such noble altruism! I am touched

around here you can get touched basically as much as you want

 

[LeaHaven]

That would actually be working on said resume

LOL!!

 

[LeaHaven]

around here you can get touched basically as much as you want

Please, don't tempt me

 

[Broken_paladin]

Please, don't tempt me

oh its the truth.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Very brief.

Been making one woman cum her brains out for 32 years. She hasn't replaced me yet.

 

[SusanHoward]

How about…"Maiden"?

 

[Lady2020]

I've enjoyed pleasuring men. Unfortunately, I started talking.

 

[cdstefi]

OK, I'm 60 and while I haven't lived a life of rampant promiscuity (only about six sex partners including two wives, one still very current) I do have a few nice memories on the chalkboard:

Crossdressed sex (lots!)

Sex en plain air (a lot of clifftops for some reason)

Car sex

One night stand (just the once)

Sex with a married woman (who wasn't my wife). She liked to bareback and go home leaking cum in her knickers because I'd had a vasectomy and her husband hadn't

Rolling in late to work after a night of lust still feeling like I smelled of sex despite having showered

Fingered a partner in public in a posh restaurant

Talked a woman to orgasm on the phone (I'm not convinced my voice is sexy but the evidence suggests otherwise)

First date sex a couple of times

Taken anal (pegging)

Given a porn style facial cumshot (carried away in the heat of the moment)

69 (lots but never enough)

Received a BJ so good I came then passed out briefly

Hotel sex where we were aware somebody was listening and turned up the soundtrack

Only one regret: before I knew anything about BDSM, not realising one partner was a sub and pain slut. I should have realised when she told me to bite her nipples and spank her till it left marks but I was still quite caught up in an "only bad people do that" mindset and she was leaving me to work it out to see if I was a natural dom. I wasn't.

 

[MagicFlute]

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf threesome
Outdoor sex
Married men
Older men
Cheated
Anal sex
Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, LushStories and Lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Fingered in public
Various sex locations - club bathroom, library, tennis court, car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom
Almost 50 partners

I like the layout of your list. I'm going to borrow it,

 

[terrible_secrets]

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf threesome
Outdoor sex
Married men
Older men
Cheated
Anal sex
Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, LushStories and Lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Fingered in public
Various sex locations - club bathroom, library, tennis court, car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom
Almost 50 partners

Ooooo love it.. itching to be the next on your list

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Motivated self-starter.
Takes directions well.
Works well in team settings.
Advanced oral skills.
Award-winning author.
Experienced presenter for large groups in person and with electronic media.
No job too big or too small.

 

[MagicFlute]

My sexual resume:
Chronic masturbator
Mmf & ffm threesome
Mmff foursome
Outdoor sex
Married women
Younger women
Cheated
Give Anal sex
Give and receive Oral sex
Vaginal sex
Exhibitionist
Sent nudes/vids
Log-in on Pornhub, motherless, lit
One night stand with stranger
Motel/ hotel sex
Sex with someone asleep in the room
Sex with someone awake in the room
Sex with 2 members of the same family.
Sex with an escort
Fingered girls in public
Had blowjobs in public
Sex with girls after I've tied them up
Led naked girls around the house on a leash, made them drink from a cat bowl
Experienced peeplay player
Various sex locations - car, kitchen counter, kitchen floor, bathroom at McDonald's, work
Over 20 partners

 

[PaxNurgle]

Name: Kyle S. Gelbertson
Address: 1822 W. Faraday St, Surf City, Oklahoma 74410
Age:40
Job Description: Male Submissive/Slave

Experience:

(name redacted')s Submissive Little Bitch, 2014
-Gave oral and received corporal punishment for transgressions.

(Mistresss X's) Sexual Plaything, 2016
-Offered up my physical body to be raped and abused
-worshipped Her boots and thighs
-Cross-dressed for Her pleasure
-Gave up my anal virginity

(Lady X's) Toy to Seduce and Destroy, 2018-2019.
-Worshipped and massaged Her feet and thighs
-Worshipped Her large plastic toy
-Received harsh corporal discipline for being unable to satisfy her, and for daring to think that I could
-Served as her peg boy
-Wore Fishnets and tiny shorts for Her pleasure
-Also served as her makeshift latrine.

(name redacted's) adoring worshipper, 2022-2023.
-Gave back-rubs and worshipped Her body and ass
-Served as human stool
-Humiliated and cuckolded for Her pleasure.

Seeking: Long term relationship, based on mutual love and trust, kink optional (though a certainly a bonus), no pay-to-play invoved (As with previous relationships described above)