Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[LadyJS]

Judy caught her boyfriend cheating

 

[Lia Monde]

Judy caught her boyfriend cheating
Felt like giving him a beating

 

[Hornblende]

Judy caught her boyfriend cheating
Felt like giving him a beating
She decided, instead

 

[georgie57]

Judy caught her boyfriend cheating
Felt like giving him a beating
She decided, instead

To tie him to the bed

 

[Hornblende]

Judy caught her boyfriend cheating
Felt like giving him a beating
She decided, instead
To tie him to the bed
And sat on his face. Happy eating!

 

[Lia Monde]

Tia just wanted to snuggle

 

[QuietStrength]

Tia just wanted to snuggle
In particular with a sweet quiet muggle

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Tia just wanted to snuggle
In particular with a sweet quiet muggle
He pulled out his “wand”

 

[Firecracker]

Tia just wanted to snuggle
In particular with a sweet quiet muggle
He pulled out his “wand,”
But being a blonde

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Tia just wanted to snuggle
In particular with a sweet quiet muggle
He pulled out his “wand,”
But being a blonde
She zapped him and left him with just stubble

 

[LizVegas79]

They went on vacation to swing

 

[Firecracker]

They went on vacation to swing
Both desperately wanting a fling

 

[LizVegas79]

They went on vacation to swing
Both desperately wanting a fling
They found a hot couple

 

[Adre]

They went on vacation to swing
Both desperately wanting a fling
They found a hot couple
Both were quite supple

 

[LizVegas79]

They went on vacation to swing
Both desperately wanting a fling
They found a hot couple
Both were quite supple
And everyone went home with their ring!

 

[Lia Monde]

Les had a surprise in his pants

 

[Cymru6969]

Les had a surprise in his pants
‘Les is more’ as in Lit parlance

 

[Hornblende]

Les had a surprise in his pants
‘Les is more’ as in Lit parlance
Personality-wise

 

[Lia Monde]

Les had a surprise in his pants
‘Les is more’ as in Lit parlance
Personality-wise
He wasn't a prize

 

[Hornblende]

Les had a surprise in his pants
‘Les is more’ as in Lit parlance
Personality-wise
He wasn't a prize
But hey - this is lust, not romance!

 

[Lia Monde]

Stephanie was fun after rum

 

[Hornblende]

Stephanie was fun after rum
And loved a sharp spank on the bum

 

[barefootgirl69]

Stephanie was fun after rum
And loved a sharp spank on the bum
She often would wiggle

 

[Wife of Bath]

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