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So then, Mister Teach,
Do you have a wooden leg?
Or a beard at least??
Pirate’s not all same
Teach shave clean have two good legs
Hygiene his forte’
There ain't no critters
Living in your beard then, no
Rats in your breetches?
Teach see leaf like lips
Notice stirring in his pants
Do not think it ants
Could be fleas, or some-
thing you picked up from hookers...
Does it itch a lot?
A red, red apple
Just waiting for your first crunch
Watch out for the worm