What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux
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bunny4med
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I'll need a closer examination, being a doctor an all, but I believe they are.
Are these real ??
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Her: "Honey, the invite said to 'wear something in black but show a little' . . .
is this ok?"
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Damn it, Wish sent me a child size swimsuit. Again.
Her: "Honey, the invite said to 'wear something in black but show a little' . . .
is this ok?"
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Her: "I heard what Liz was wearing to the party, so I thought maybe
she and I could be bookends."
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Message received . . .
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Her: "Well Liz did say the party would be sheer delight !"
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Her: "I swear this dress was without a wrinkle before I stepped
into that Vegas elevator full of men."
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Her: "I swear this dress was without a wrinkle before I stepped
into that Vegas elevator full of men."
I've had the same thing happen to me!
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Her: "I heard what Liz was wearing to the party, so I thought maybe
she and I could be bookends."
That would probably make finding a guy who likes to read a lot easier! LOL
LizVegas79
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"Honey, we have exactly 22 minutes before the kids wake up. If you don't
wake up and start fucking me right this minute I'm going to find some cute
rando guy today and let him fuck me anyway he wants AND I'm going to
let him cum inside me without a condom too. And guess who'll be having
creampie for dessert tonight? That's right. You."
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"What do you think? Should I call my husband and tell him I'll be spending the night, or do I have to go back to him and make sure someone makes me cum tonight..."
LizVegas79
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Decisions ... decisions .... 
"What do you think? Should I call my husband and tell him I'll be spending the night, or do I have to go back to him and make sure someone makes me cum tonight..."
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Lady on the right: "What an evening ! I'm so glad you and your husband joined
our couples party tonight. I enjoyed him, but I am so looking forward to more
of you in the future."
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"Is that your jag parked out front? Tell you what, how about we play two out of three? You win, you can do me right here on
this pool table as many times and as hard as you like. But if I win, you hand over the keys. Deal?"
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"Who here wants to have some fun? I need two, no make that three,
volunteers to help me get back at my husband for sleeping with my
ex-best friend."
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Hello Dear, long time no see.
"Is that your jag parked out front? Tell you what, how about we play two out of three? You win, you can do me right here on
this pool table as many times and as hard as you like. But if I win, you hand over the keys. Deal?"
O k two out of three works for me...it's a win win. The taxes on that car are bitch.
LizVegas79
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"That's okay. My CPA and I have an arrangement. When he gets me out of paying taxes on stuff, I get out my clothes for him."
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Then it's a win win for both of us."That's okay. My CPA and I have an arrangement. When he gets me out of paying taxes on stuff, I get out my clothes for him."
Especially when I run the table.
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"Yeah, you're probably right. I'm a little rusty. I only came in second at Nationals last year."
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Again...win-win. You're intoxicating scent is enough to get me going because i'm better after four drinks.
LizVegas79
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Oh that's such a coincidence! I'm better after four drinks too! Well, not at pool, but the other thing."
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Let's face it we're both winners.Oh that's such a coincidence! I'm better after four drinks too! Well, not at pool, but the other thing."
After I buy you four drinks, And as I lean over your shoulder to catch more of your scent.
But perhaps the competition is even at that point. And who knows who will win.
