What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

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Her: "But I thought we were going to have a glass of wine first . . . "
 
Jury Duty Mom

"It looks like it's going to be a long trial, sweetie. But being sequestered doesn't have to suck.
Why don't you get to know me a little better to pass the time? I won't tell if you don't."

"Oh my. I see you've been looking forward to this, haven't you? I wish your wife had warned
me that you were so fucking huge. Make me fucking scream. I want her to feel sorry for me."
 
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Woman standing: "I know you don't care for blondes, Liz, and if I open this
dress a bit more, you'll see I'm a true blonde . . . so why are you looking at
me like a dessert about to be devoured?"
 
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"I can't believe that Dr. Liz invited me up to her office to discuss work . . . I hope
she likes Moet & Chandon Imperial Brut."
 
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"So, let me get this straight. You're married, you wife has been with guys and girls, and so have you? Hmmm....I might have see what my husband says, I might just convince him to invite you both over some night."
 
I've heard online dating is a lot different these days ....

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"Okay, I guess that's the same cock that's in your profile. Fine. Here are my boobs. See? Same.
Sooooo ... okay, let's do this. Where are we going for dinner? It better be fucking nice or you're
not even getting a handsy later."
 
I have a toy box that's full of fun toys.

I don't believe anyone has ever asked me if I have a chest that's full of anything though. It only takes one glance in my direction to answer that question! 🤣
You’re definitely more a box than a chest girl lizzy 😈
 
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