What made you laugh today?

[hotwords229_A]

Maybe a little Kiss me through the phone

I read this post and was going to respond with the Freddy gif.
So glad I backtracked to read where this started. Great minds . . .

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Waking up and trying to decipher a dream I've had involving at least three Litsters. I normally have weird dreams thanks to my pain medication but this one was special.

@SassySheDevil, @Wand3rlust and @ToPleaseHim were like a bad version of Charlie's Angel's. Knocking off stores for money and fleeing whilst all wearing these ridiculous animal face paintings. In this dream - which happened in the UK but with Russian police (WTF?) - they all brought the money back to me as I was the boss. I'm sat in this dingy office with a load of automatic cash counters when the police raid the place. Before anyone can blink, the three "Angels" end up getting rid of the cops in a very violent and extremely graphic way.

I can't decide whether I need therapy or to close my eyes and hope for a part two.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Waking up and trying to decipher a dream I've had involving at least three Litsters. I normally have weird dreams thanks to my pain medication but this one was special.

@SassySheDevil, @Wand3rlust and @ToPleaseHim were like a bad version of Charlie's Angel's. Knocking off stores for money and fleeing whilst all wearing these ridiculous animal face paintings. In this dream - which happened in the UK but with Russian police (WTF?) - they all brought the money back to me as I was the boss. I'm sat in this dingy office with a load of automatic cash counters when the police raid the place. Before anyone can blink, the three "Angels" end up getting rid of the cops in a very violent and extremely graphic way.

I can't decide whether I need therapy or to close my eyes and hope for a part two.

sweet. Can I take off 10% before showing you?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

sweet. Can I take off 10% before showing you?

Depending on what you show me, you can have 11%!

 

[Tallulah82]

My grandson's view of the world. I adore his perspective on everything.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Depending on what you show me, you can have 11%!

Hmm. My feet?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Hmm. My feet?

 

[SassySheDevil]

So that's a yes?

 

[Yesok1]

@Wriggle personal message to me!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

So that's a yes?

By all means...




If you want to be covered in projectile vomit.

 

[SassySheDevil]

By all means...




If you want to be covered in projectile vomit.

Kinky fucker

 

[munch2much]

Strangers in my fave bar.
It made me realise that my normal friend group are weirdly grumpy. They’ve forgotten how to just have fun.

 

[TongueLust]

A video of my cousin dancing to reggaeton.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[enbiji]

My own jokes. I'm fuckin hilarious

 

[SassySheDevil]

Driving down the freeway in my 2 seat convertible with a Japanese maple between my seats blowing in the wind.

 

[Azuldrgon]

The story of how Jimmy Fallon recruited the Roots to be his house band.

 

[AuntieDisco]

When a nurse came running to our desk and exclaimed ‘there’s a scammer *scanner* jam!’ Coworker and I laughed, and I said ‘aren’t those the worst?’

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

A friend hollering at me across her lawn that she was headed over to her neighbor's to look at his cucumber and see how it was blooming, leaving me to spread her mulch while musing over the sometimes casual Southern relationship with the plural form and also thinking that boy better have more that one cucumber he wants to show her.

 

[Tallulah82]

The obscurity of life, and people's behaviours even more.

 

[munch2much]

Not much tbh
I am feeling the need for new adventures.